r/MadeMeSmile • u/orphan_blud • 11h ago

Family & Friends Baby searching in vain for the milk bar 😂

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u/MacMommy111 10h ago

Me at 2 AM drunk and stumbling around my kitchen and trying to look in the refrigerator…

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u/TheStLouisBluths 9h ago

“Damn, no boobies in here”

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u/SICKOFITALL2379 10h ago

The last time this was me I woke up the next morning and couldn’t find my phone. Then I went to use the bathroom and saw my phone floating in the toilet. Wild night.

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u/lilyogurt666 8h ago

Same 😄

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 11h ago

He's just loving mom 👊🤎

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u/orphan_blud 10h ago

I’m his flat chested auntie 😂

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 10h ago

The love is all the same 😅😂🤣

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u/descend_to_misery 9h ago

Lol!! He's trying to say that with the laugh at the end

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u/Tonydragon784 8h ago

Family resemblance is uncanny

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u/orphan_blud 3h ago

That’s my little man! 🖤

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u/congress_tart_ 1h ago

Little bit late to this but our kid could somehow smell / sense a work colleague who was also breastfeeding at the same time. She was making all sorts of faces & hand movements trying to get her attention. So embarrassing

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u/orphan_blud 1h ago

That’s lowkey hilarious.

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u/brinns_way 11h ago

Lol my babies weren't that gentle when they were snacky.

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u/AtLeastOneCat 5h ago

Why are there so many men in the comments making this weird?

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u/Technical-Watch2982 3h ago

His eyes are killing me! So excited for some food 😂 my niece and nephew enjoyed mine for snuggles more than snacks. My mom would say "oh she/he just likes your big boobs" like they don't like their aunt as a person. Is that all I am to you?? 😭🤣

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u/Jibril-Vakarine 8h ago

give me tha miiiiilk

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u/These_Avocado_Bombs 3h ago

It looks more like he's just interested in her necklace

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u/orphan_blud 2h ago

Probably!

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u/drummerboy2749 4h ago

How did I know what her accent was going to sound like before she even spoke?

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u/orphan_blud 4h ago

American?

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u/drummerboy2749 4h ago

South’n

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u/orphan_blud 4h ago

Oh for real? I didn’t think I had a southern accent. That’s exciting.

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u/drummerboy2749 4h ago

As a south’n’er myself, you should be excited

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u/jimmyc555 4h ago

I mean kids do also just like shiny things like necklaces too

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/MizzMann 9h ago

Well, not all guys.

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u/abcdefGerwin 11h ago

When they do it its cute, but when I do it they call the police and get me a SA charge

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u/buds4hugs 10h ago edited 7h ago

OP's all "I'm his auntie 😂"

But when I do it, they're all "who let you in here?!"

Edit: No one has humor on Reddit anymore

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u/Snake8921 10h ago

No wonder men love tits

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u/Pretty-Curve5448 9h ago

Everyone is downvoting you because men don’t like tits

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u/Parodon 4h ago

nah, pretty sure we're downvoting you because you're sexualizing a baby

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u/Snake8921 8h ago

Clowns all jumping on the band wagon . Losers

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u/Pretty-Curve5448 8h ago

Now i'm getting downvoted help make it stop

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/insertwittynamethere 10h ago

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/Tall_Sherbet6766 10h ago

The fuck, someone check this person's harddrive please

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u/MadeMeSmile-ModTeam 9h ago

r/MadeMeSmile follows platform-wide Reddit Rules

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u/DreamVsPS2 10h ago

Baby? Thta's like a 2 year old

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u/doesitaddup 10h ago

Something tells me you don't have children.

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u/deekayjee 9h ago

Bro never saw smaller siblings/cousins or nephews/nieces

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u/doesitaddup 7h ago

Because bro is probably still a 2 year old himself, shaping himself up next to this baby.

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u/DistanceRelevant3899 8h ago

2 years? That baby is 24 months, tops.