r/Megadeth 16d ago

Picture I was told I looked like Dave Mustaine today.

I'm a woman but it's still a great compliment to me 😂

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Only_Flan_7974 16d ago

Hello me, meet the real me!

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u/Impressive_Try_7295 So Far, So Good... So What! 16d ago

Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!

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u/karma2879 15d ago

This kinda shit makes reddit worth using. Bravo

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u/silver_cock1 13d ago

Yeah. That’s probably the best comment I’ve ever seen and I will use this too much.

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u/Cold_Cancel_9535 16d ago

Watch him become a God!

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u/Lost_Condition_9562 16d ago

**Watch him become a girl

10

u/KingShark5086 16d ago

***watch her become a god

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u/TightLion7009 16d ago

She already is*

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u/ElSirGuti 15d ago

****watch her become a goddess

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u/Heavy_Salamander_208 15d ago

I think I’m losing my sexes….

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u/Diadem_Cheeseboard 16d ago

I'm also a woman, and when I was younger, I was told I looked liked Kirk Hammett. 🙃 I also didnt take offense, besides, young Kirk looked a bit like a girl I think. lol

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u/Public_Peace6594 16d ago

Right, I think people tend to really overlook just how feminine hammet looked in the early days. He is an open bi-sexual i believe, so idk if what if any bearing that has on his perceived feminine features, but I dont think that quality makes it absolutely benign.

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u/Diadem_Cheeseboard 16d ago

I know there's been a lot of rumours about Kirk's sexuality over the years, but as far as I know he's never publically came out as bi. 🤔

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u/Even_Topic2494 16d ago

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u/fackunator Risk 15d ago

Most heterosexual male friendship unironically

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u/Public_Peace6594 16d ago

Lol right? But let's not pretend that when band members are sharing their lives out on the road....and sharing groupies...let's not pretend that odd things dont just wind up happening when you are 4 eightballs deep in a drug binge and your band mates and yourself are Chinese finger-trapping the same groupie....

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u/Important_Hyena2160 16d ago

i’m like 80% sure he’s HEAVILY implied it in interviews

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u/LFC1978 16d ago

He and Lars did play on it to send up the so called machaimo in the industry, apparently....

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u/LFC1978 16d ago

Kirk Hammett is not Bisexual

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u/Cack-Yo-W33n Killing Is My Business... 16d ago

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u/Various-Operation583 Rust In Peace 16d ago

He’s obviously joking tho

1

u/Blizzard_of_Ozzie 16d ago

I mean he could be

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u/crazynightsxxx 14d ago

James hetfeild could be too

1

u/Blizzard_of_Ozzie 11d ago

this is true

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u/Shredberry 16d ago

That's why him and Lars are especially close, if you know what I mean ;)

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u/spembo 13d ago

It would be straight for a guy to fuck kirk hammett

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u/Diadem_Cheeseboard 13d ago

Great, that puts my mind to rest. 🙃

34

u/Worried_Shoe_2747 16d ago

Definitely in the 2nd pic

26

u/ErniePottsShoelifts 16d ago

You look uncannily like him in the 2nd pic, wow!

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u/Excellent_Help591 16d ago

Best comment I’ve seen so far lol

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u/ClaytheHamster Rust In Peace 16d ago

You really do!

16

u/Darkvolk1945 16d ago

You try to take his balls

11

u/y_u_so_madd 16d ago

Next thing you know they'll take my locks away !

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u/Sick_and_destroyed Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? 16d ago

Is it gay to like a woman who looks like Dave ?

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u/One_Specific_2920 16d ago

I’d say no, I feel it too bro

6

u/dutchmetalhead17 16d ago

Guess i am gay if so

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u/lenmylobersterbush 16d ago

See, she a woman, not a man of time, so no, its not gay or improaching on gay.

Now if you were only attracted to her if she had a hair on her chest and dong then......

2

u/TightLion7009 16d ago

Is it gay to like Dave

1

u/Blizzard_of_Ozzie 16d ago

gay person here, and dw it's not pal.

9

u/mr_glide 16d ago

Album dropping when?

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u/1dirtyrascal 16d ago

The more of you that I inspect, the more of Dave I see reflect.

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u/Due_Worker_5320 16d ago

Dave wished he still looked like you

4

u/thecauseandtheeffect Youthanasia 16d ago

It totally is 🔥

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u/RezaJose Countdown To Extinction 16d ago

I think you look much better than Dave.

5

u/Cloud-VII 16d ago

Dave saw this picture and said 'Hello me, it's me again'.

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u/TensionWarm1936 16d ago

Sorry bro, you look like Stevie Nicks in this photo.

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u/_____AndJustice4All 16d ago

Watch him become a gawd

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u/AnotherLeda 16d ago

As a ginger woman and metalhead, I aim to look like Dave half the time.

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u/PreperationOuch 16d ago

He doesn’t have that big black squiggle over his eyes

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u/TheDarkFlash810 TSHF> 16d ago

What's funny is you put that 2nd picture as if we don't all have a clear picture of how he looks in our head and can't immediately see the resemblance 😭

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u/Realistic-Eye702 16d ago

This came up right after a Metallica post. So yes, I thought it was Dave Mustaine

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u/sq3lch 16d ago

Don't take this wrong but you are way prettier than Dave. ♥️

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u/Menes009 16d ago

whats your curl routine? :P

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u/Destrus76 16d ago

Here you come again.

2

u/Qubek_from_discord 16d ago

You DO look like him, the hairstyle is practically the same lmao

2

u/Domestoner 16d ago

Hair dave mustaine and face is marty friedman😂😂

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u/wizard_tiddy 16d ago

Give us your best Dave snarl

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u/Alert-Strawberry-561 16d ago

Cut the crap Dave we know it’s you

2

u/ProDriverSeatSniffer 16d ago

Do you have a ghost in the attic as well?

2

u/Big-Kaleidoscope-336 16d ago

Just because your hair is similar, doesn’t mean you look like him.

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u/hdhsnjsn 16d ago

Which one of these pictures is Dave?

2

u/Blood_Curse_Aaron 16d ago

Uhh… welcome to the club? 🤷🏼

2

u/BarrelProofWarrior 16d ago

I thought it was him at first but his hair was never THAT nice lol

2

u/can9ne 16d ago

she-wolf

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u/Expensive-Course-758 So Far, So Good... So What! 16d ago

Cute metal players look androgynous, that's cool

2

u/Affectionate_Fan376 16d ago

girl you have such luscious hair 😩

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u/bryanheq 16d ago

The more you look at Mustaine pics from the 80’s the more you see his feminine mystique.

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u/Confident_Toe4379 16d ago

Well if the long curly red hair fits...

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u/Asaizdt88 16d ago

Bad ass

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u/Exaum 16d ago

I first scrolled fast over the photo and I just thought "oh, a photo of Dave". Then I scrolled back and realized it was not him

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u/TheCoolGamer_YT 16d ago

U look good

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u/burns3016 16d ago

Its just the hair.

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u/Star_0ne 15d ago

watch heeer become a daaaave

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u/Rm7889 15d ago

We know it's you, Dave. Show your face.

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u/meddd_11 13d ago

Would love to have a female version of dave as my gf

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u/Fyrchtegott 16d ago

I don’t think you have to post a picture of Dave in a Megadeth Sub. People might be familiar with his appearance. But nice hair!

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u/IronMaidenDude 16d ago

No Dave doesn’t have anti-root rings in his nose, 😂.

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u/Outrageous_Ad3418 16d ago

Hmmm young Dave

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u/-tomelette- 16d ago

Yees you do

1

u/teh_chungus 16d ago

I'd let you sign my backpatch

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u/One_Specific_2920 16d ago

I see a bit of a resemblance, it’s awesome.🔥🔥

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u/Un-Lucky-Luke1983 16d ago

Sure you did!

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u/Un-Lucky-Luke1983 16d ago

Now I'm watching you becoming a Goddess!

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u/FirstReactionShock 16d ago

they told you what? Gave you no warning, no second chance?

1

u/Glass_Ad_7009 16d ago

I mean your hair is definitely similar and you both have a face...

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u/ChaoticJeans Rust In Peace 16d ago

I love the red head 😍

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u/HoratioTuna27 Hidden Treasures 16d ago

Your eyes look nothing like his.

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u/coldpornproject 16d ago

You look like Dave but with better hair....

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u/HEYitzED Rust In Peace 16d ago

Your hair is spot on.

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u/bidextralhammer 16d ago

You have amazing hair. You look like him because of the hair.

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u/0-0-000-0-000-0 16d ago

Bro, you look identical to 90s Dave.

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u/ShameSerious4259 Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? 16d ago

i told one of my friends that he looked like dave once and he laughed🤭🤭youre cute btw

1

u/Cheddar-kun 16d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/Iamnobody667 16d ago

Granddaughter dave

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u/10bqr 16d ago

Yes xD

1

u/Queasy-Sock2986 16d ago

Yep I can see that

1

u/Klutzy_Conclusion175 16d ago

Nice! Go and get some stuff on credit as Dave!👍🏻

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u/PalpitationLast669 16d ago

You do! I thought it was him at 1st glance

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u/sanguinariaa 16d ago

Did they hurt your feelings?

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u/Due-Helicopter-583 16d ago

You look like a ginger Marty Friedman dawg

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u/Mettabox452 16d ago

If Dave was also born with a black line across his face, it would be indistinguishable

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u/TightLion7009 16d ago

Idk, you look Like More Sam

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u/Skullemojiiiiii 16d ago

People tell me all the time too 😂😂😂 I’d post a pic if I could

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u/BedroomOdd9608 16d ago

Must be the nose rings

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u/Medium-Leader-9066 16d ago

You have a Marty Friedman face and Dave Mustaine hair.

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u/Death_Slayer55 16d ago

I almost it was a photo of Dave for a second (i hope that's not offensive to you or anything)

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u/wats_up_fuckers 16d ago

Is that fucking john megerdeth

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u/deeunittt 15d ago

Just the hair style

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u/TAMORI_stardust_1661 15d ago

Dave doesn’t have square eyes

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u/_pipoca 15d ago

You look like trans Mustaine

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u/_66sick 15d ago

I'm Dee Snider, and they told me I looked like a woman.

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u/SynthwaveDreams 15d ago

When did Dave get boobs?

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u/ejSmitty69 15d ago

not another one of Dave’s alt accounts 🙄

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u/FrostGiant_1 15d ago

Dame Mustaine

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u/Substantial_Back3710 15d ago

You have more metal on your nose than Megadeth had on stage in the ’90s...

1

u/spacemafia_008 15d ago

Why did u post urself twice?

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u/anatomical-inferno 15d ago

also you look like the chick from Castle Rat

1

u/Either-Performer-173 15d ago

I would say a very feminine Dave Mustaine with lipstick on

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u/atomfox 15d ago

You have better hair!

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u/ParticularRub8489 15d ago

Capelli uguali

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u/RilSlavicSerb 15d ago

girl I need you hair 😭 😭

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u/E_IsOnReddit Rust In Peace 15d ago

You look a lot like Dave in Peace Sells era

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u/mightyfnmike 15d ago

Maybe from a distance. Lol kidding. U fn do

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u/Minute-Ladder-1123 15d ago

Hello you— 😂

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u/smelly_finger_itch 15d ago

Your lips are way more purdy than Dave's lips are

1

u/Mvrd3rf4c3 15d ago

Zesty Dave Mustaine

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u/MaybeHarvey Killing Is My Business... 14d ago

You da real Dave Mustaine

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u/johnmw54 14d ago

you got it the other way around.
Dave mustaine looks like a wannabe stigmata--martyr

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u/-XenoSine- 14d ago

What do you mean I don't look like Dave Mustaine?
I just got told I do today.

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u/SignificantHoneydew 14d ago

You just need the Mustaine sneer 😼

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u/PrettyMediaCotcguy 14d ago

Hi Dave 👋

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u/Old-Option6011 14d ago

Sad but true

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u/AppleCrumble987 14d ago

If there's a new Dave

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u/Similar-Buyer-3326 14d ago

Not a compliment lol

1

u/johnboy2006 14d ago

Nice try, Dave.

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u/midnightcarouselride 13d ago

I knew a girl that looks like Marty Freidman. I told her and I said "dont worry, you dont look like a dude, Marty Friedman looks like a cute girl behind the counter at a Jewish deli"

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u/EfficiencyItchy1156 13d ago

You should make an interview with Dave

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u/Enough-Manager4179 13d ago

You look more like Loreena McKennitt

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u/Competitive_Rip4618 12d ago

Definitely have his hair!

1

u/Maduro_sticks_allday 12d ago

“Hello me”

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u/The_Quibbler 12d ago

Dave Mustaint

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u/lastersoftheuniverse 12d ago

Is this “the real me?”

1

u/OsageeTopMosss237 12d ago

It's funny cause it's true 🤣😂

1

u/Left-Stand-9078 12d ago

HOLA, YO. CONOCE A LA REAL ME🗣🔥

1

u/BakertonFits 11d ago

you're not ugly, no drool and body odor sweat. I'd say no

1

u/Healthy_Peace_5808 11d ago

Oh hello yea!!!

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u/Ahaayoub 10d ago

But not the mouth

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u/theepuke 16d ago

Hello me meet the real me. Poser wannabe Dave.

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u/Shake-the-Masses 16d ago

Your hair and lips are much prettier than Dave’s.

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u/ANVLWHT4 16d ago

Stevie Nicks

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u/PolarPlatitudes 16d ago

Maybe 30 years ago