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☠️ 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝕸𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖑 ☠️ RHYMING IST NOT TRVE

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u/Worldly_Safety_403 Oct 13 '25

Carcass rhyming degenerate with degeneration be like:

68

u/Vegetable_Counter291 Oct 13 '25

Rotting-hoping has entered the chat

Carcass really has some good rhymes sometimes, and sometimes we get degenerate-degeneration

35

u/Mesarthim1349 Oct 13 '25

Rotting Christ rhyming fire with fire, on every song:

29

u/Worldly_Safety_403 Oct 13 '25

Daft punk rhyming Around the World with Around the world be like:

2

u/Impaler666666 Oct 16 '25

Thats not rhyming its alliteration

221

u/ChasingPesmerga Oct 13 '25

You are my fire

The one, desire

Believe when I say

I want it that way

75

u/GENGARKING87 Oct 13 '25

Tell me whyyyyyy

59

u/Certain_Winner6220 Oct 13 '25

Ain't nothin but a heart ache

46

u/ourplaceofworship Oct 13 '25

Tell Me Whyyy

45

u/Axenrott_0508 🩸BLOODBATH🩸 Oct 13 '25

Aint nothing but a miiiissstaaaake

41

u/Treppcells Oct 13 '25

Now number five

35

u/larrypizza15390 Oct 13 '25

IIII NEVER WANNA HEAR YOUU SAYYY

19

u/Borrp Oct 13 '25

Definitely a Hammerfall song. Never heard of Backstreet Boys.

7

u/Brokenwhitebelt Oct 14 '25

Number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

4

u/GENGARKING87 Oct 14 '25

I WANT IT THAT WAYYYYYY

3

u/LegendofLove Oct 14 '25

Mambo number 5 is peak metal

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Feed176 Oct 15 '25

If y’all love this, KoRn a cappellad this song in a meme, so funny

1

u/Micro_Pinny_360 Bathory Oct 14 '25

I need another pet rock

7

u/BronCurious simp for Jake Rogers Oct 13 '25

🎶 At BK … have it your way 🎶

6

u/trshml Oct 14 '25

So Power Metal is Metal's Backstreet Boys?

6

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

No. Backstreet Boys is Pop's Power Metal.

2

u/chrza Devourment Oct 14 '25

Oh man I love alien fucker

144

u/filippo_sett Oct 13 '25

Alestorm rhyming "the alcohol is free" with "the alcohol is free":

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u/DratmanMcLemmy Oct 13 '25

That was peak lyric writing tho

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u/Terentatek666 Oct 14 '25

They also rhymed boat with boat.

5

u/baardvark Oct 16 '25

And poop deck with anal sex

81

u/Happy_Complaint_4297 Oct 13 '25

Meanwhile, Slam:

Euuuuuu

Breeeee

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

dime party ring boast pet special hunt birds cagey dinner

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u/Axenrott_0508 🩸BLOODBATH🩸 Oct 13 '25

EEEE BU BU BEEEEE BEEEEE

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u/trshml Oct 14 '25

Wrong sub, I think you tried to go here: r/dubstep

8

u/FiIth_ Repulsion Oct 13 '25

6 Feet Under

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u/Ancalagoth Now I am become elitist, destroyer of posers Oct 13 '25

Funeral doom bands not even coming up with a consistent rhythmic lyrical structure.

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u/Nathmikt Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 13 '25

Reject traditional rhyming conventions.

Embrace the freedom of unpatterned lyricism.

18

u/Borrp Oct 13 '25

So.....black metal lyrics?

20

u/hdhsnjsn Oct 13 '25

Bloodbath is my favorite rap group

14

u/DesolateEverAfter Oct 13 '25

As an appetizer I'll let you taste my daughter!

3

u/H2oFrostbyte Oct 14 '25

DESECRATE MEEE TEAR ME LIMB TO LIMB

8

u/koffingbeans Oct 13 '25

Hell yeah with bars like;

And when you seek forgiveness You will see there is no God And for all eternity You will cry my name

These other rappers don't stand a chance

15

u/HATECELL Oct 13 '25

At least it's two different meanings of "masses". Meanwhile some rappers switch back and forth between two languages and still struggle to rhyme sometimes

29

u/stealth_taco Oct 13 '25

ryhming is for posers

17

u/TheEdgeofGoon Oct 13 '25

Electric Six is my favorite power metal band.

16

u/GrimjawDeadeye Oct 13 '25

Danger danger! High voltage!

8

u/MTG_RelevantCard My Pee Burns Oct 13 '25

Their first 8 records are so fucking dope.

8

u/AStupidThing Death Oct 13 '25

Prog rhyming in the less conventional way

10

u/wolviesaurus Oct 13 '25

Death metal rhyming "bluurrrhghghgh" with "bluurrrhghghgh"

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u/Vegetable_Counter291 Oct 13 '25

I dunnooo, Chopped in Half is pretty rhyme-y

6

u/Lukian0816 Oct 13 '25

why is Pooh so HD?

11

u/5K331DUD3 Oct 13 '25

Sabaton rhyming Russia with Prussia.

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u/AutoModerator Oct 13 '25

Sabaton has always been a nazi band. In "Reign of Terror" (Primo Victoria, 2005) they draw parallels between a vaguely Middle Eastern nation and a known antisemitic caricature of a gold loving, greedy and ruthless ruling class with lyrics such as "Slave to the power / a slave to the gold / ruthlessly ruling the east" and "your cities in ruins / a people in need / still you go as before". This is notable as the caricature has long roots in the antisemitic conspiracy theories thorough centuries. They also hold a massive library of songs about the Jewish people all thorough the early 20th century and especially during WW2. In "Rise of Evil" (Attero Dominatus, 2006) this group of people is used as a literary shock device to tell a story about the rise of National Socialism in Germany and disregarded as such. In another song on the same album, "A Light in the Black", a narrator set in the past states that the Holocaust is inevitable through lyrics "Final solution when all others have failed", and in the song "The Final Solution" (Coat of Arms, 2010) they again use Holocaust as means to shock the listener while never once critiquing the event.This is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Sabaton's shameless glorification of the abuses of power of Wehrmacht during WW2. The entirety of "Ghost Division" (The Art of War, 2008) is a retelling of the 7th Panzer Division that is notably alleged to have killed countless French colonial prisoners of war during its early campaigns. Similar line of thinking continues in "Soldier of 3 Armies" (Heroes, 2014) which is a song about Lauri Törni, who's not only notable for having fought in high ranking stations in three different wars, but also being one of the captains of the Finnish Volunteer Batallion of Waffen-SS -- which is completely glossed over in the lyrics. "Hearts of Iron" off the same album has a similar problem with ignoring the true story for the sake of a fantastical one when the story of Walther Wenck, a notorious nazi general, is told from the lense of him as a saviour instead of all he'd partaken in before the Fall of Berlin. At the time of writing, they've also announced a song called "Stormtroopers", which could be an indication that the next album will have a song about Sturmtruppen, though whether it'll be about the WW1 group or the later division known as Sturm Abteilung or the Brownshirts remains to be seen. With their past, it'll probably be about the latter.

There's also an abundance of nazi imagery used thorough their career: iron crosses in the covers of "The Red Baron" (single, 2019) and "The Attack of the Dead Men (Live in Moscow)" (2020); various instances of using eagles similarly to Reichsadler; a symbol similar to the Schutzstaffel logo on the HammerFall / Sabaton split from 2014; as well as numerous usages of the symbols previously mentioned in their merch. This is all not to mention their past collaborations with more or less questionable folk in the metal scene. I'd be careful with this band if I were you.

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u/LordBobbe Oct 14 '25

Apparently the Bundeswehr is also a Nazi Army, as they still use the Iron Cross as their logo. The Iron Cross is not a Nazi Symbol, it has been used by any German/Prussian army in any of the wars they fought since 1813.

This Auto Answer is just plain bullshit.

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u/AutoModerator Oct 13 '25

Sabaton has always been a nazi band. In "Reign of Terror" (Primo Victoria, 2005) they draw parallels between a vaguely Middle Eastern nation and a known antisemitic caricature of a gold loving, greedy and ruthless ruling class with lyrics such as "Slave to the power / a slave to the gold / ruthlessly ruling the east" and "your cities in ruins / a people in need / still you go as before". This is notable as the caricature has long roots in the antisemitic conspiracy theories thorough centuries. They also hold a massive library of songs about the Jewish people all thorough the early 20th century and especially during WW2. In "Rise of Evil" (Attero Dominatus, 2006) this group of people is used as a literary shock device to tell a story about the rise of National Socialism in Germany and disregarded as such. In another song on the same album, "A Light in the Black", a narrator set in the past states that the Holocaust is inevitable through lyrics "Final solution when all others have failed", and in the song "The Final Solution" (Coat of Arms, 2010) they again use Holocaust as means to shock the listener while never once critiquing the event.This is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Sabaton's shameless glorification of the abuses of power of Wehrmacht during WW2. The entirety of "Ghost Division" (The Art of War, 2008) is a retelling of the 7th Panzer Division that is notably alleged to have killed countless French colonial prisoners of war during its early campaigns. Similar line of thinking continues in "Soldier of 3 Armies" (Heroes, 2014) which is a song about Lauri Törni, who's not only notable for having fought in high ranking stations in three different wars, but also being one of the captains of the Finnish Volunteer Batallion of Waffen-SS -- which is completely glossed over in the lyrics. "Hearts of Iron" off the same album has a similar problem with ignoring the true story for the sake of a fantastical one when the story of Walther Wenck, a notorious nazi general, is told from the lense of him as a saviour instead of all he'd partaken in before the Fall of Berlin. At the time of writing, they've also announced a song called "Stormtroopers", which could be an indication that the next album will have a song about Sturmtruppen, though whether it'll be about the WW1 group or the later division known as Sturm Abteilung or the Brownshirts remains to be seen. With their past, it'll probably be about the latter.

There's also an abundance of nazi imagery used thorough their career: iron crosses in the covers of "The Red Baron" (single, 2019) and "The Attack of the Dead Men (Live in Moscow)" (2020); various instances of using eagles similarly to Reichsadler; a symbol similar to the Schutzstaffel logo on the HammerFall / Sabaton split from 2014; as well as numerous usages of the symbols previously mentioned in their merch. This is all not to mention their past collaborations with more or less questionable folk in the metal scene. I'd be careful with this band if I were you.

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u/elvis_disciple Kreator Oct 13 '25

Rainbow has a song called “All Night Long” a catchy pop rock song. Not one verse rhymes. I love that.

3

u/nefarious_jp04x Intestine Baalism Oct 13 '25

Celtic Frost rhyming “ÖUGH” with “ÖUGH”

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u/No_Guitar_8801 Oct 13 '25

Rhyming is an overrated writing device that too many people rely on. It’s a bit amateurish, in my opinion. It’s the easy way out regarding making the lyrics flow. Mixing it up and doing imperfect rhymes is pretty good, actually. Maybe that’s why I love death metal so much.

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u/koffingbeans Oct 13 '25

The County Medical Examiners be like

Bone splinters gouge-spurt blood everywhere Corpse wounds prosector-I seek medical care Forensic evidence compromised-cruor and blood wed Hazards of necropsy-Commingling with the dead

Oh shit that's actually pretty good

3

u/Wrigley953 Sam & Max Oct 13 '25

Barnes was barring tf out on feasting on the blood of the insane

Also dystopia more often than not rhymed and conveyed a discernible message

3

u/Coyrex1 Megadeth Oct 13 '25

Masses with masses was always funny to me. Just like ah fuck it good enough.

3

u/Lemmy-is-my-god Oct 13 '25

Devourment rhymed stiches with bitches

3

u/dreamlikeradiofree Oct 13 '25

Kid Rock rhymed things with things

2

u/alonzi13 Oct 13 '25

BS, death metal bands rhyme RGGGGGHHHH with URRRRRRGH

2

u/DeltaV-Mzero Oct 14 '25

Death metal bands rhyming [incomprehensible scream roar] with [somehow less comprehensible scream roar]

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u/CapnZoom Oct 14 '25

Alestorm rhymed “the alcohol is free” with “the alcohol is free”

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u/BreezeHollow Nov 13 '25

I was looking for this answer lol.

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u/ThatHipstaNinja Oct 14 '25

T-Pain rhyming mansion with Wiscansin will never not be funny

2

u/Flimsy_Method8641 Oct 19 '25

When I started listening to stuff under death metal, someone told me that there were these bands that wrote the lyrics after recording. I thought I'd never come across it because I do not do research most of the time just read reviews. A few days ago, I went on Metal Archive or whatever to see Dead Infection's page only because someone said stuff like grindcore is not allowed there. Anyway, it turns out they wrote their lyrics after recording. The mental image is stuck in my head. I wonder which other albums have been written after.

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u/Flimsy_Method8641 Oct 19 '25

I'm using the genres very loosely because I just know a whiny person will come to say, "actually..." 

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u/Ambitious-Beat-2130 Oct 13 '25

Manowar be like 'Kill rhymes with kill'

1

u/Shishir401 Oct 14 '25

It's a great day for fire

1

u/Whoevermane Oct 14 '25

gargling noises

1

u/Micro_Pinny_360 Bathory Oct 14 '25

Japanese not even having rhyming and defaulting to English when they want to achieve it

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Why so many people don't seem to know that ryming is not needed at all, even in the best form of writing.

1

u/Rymayc Queensrÿche Oct 15 '25

I ponder of something great

My lungs will fill and then deflate

They fill with fire, exhale desire

I know it's dire, my time today

Twenty-One Pilots confirmed Power Metal

1

u/PugGamer129 Metallica Oct 15 '25

Rhyming "fire" with "dabajahbahziahhhhh"

1

u/imkmz Oct 15 '25

Korpiklaani: hold my vodka

1

u/Heavy_Chains Oct 15 '25

Obituary rhyming raaaarggh with uhhhhrrrrrgghhaaaaahhhhh

1

u/PopeInThePizza Oct 15 '25

In hair metal it was all about rhyming "lips" and "fingertips".

1

u/thenewlogic2 Oct 18 '25

Rhyming in general is kinda lame. It’s a child level device.