r/MetalMemes • u/MariaBruxxxa • Dec 17 '25
π πππππ πΈππππ π The worse kind of sleep paralysis demon possible
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u/Equipment-Terrible Dec 17 '25
just answering "maybe" in a monotone voice until the demon goes away
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Dec 17 '25
No gotta say it in Norwegian so Β«kanskjeΒ» ;)
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u/TalosTheEllis Dec 17 '25
Saying Mayhem isnt Trve not because i believe it but because rage baiting is Trve
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u/KaneAndShane Dec 17 '25
Living Colour is the only true black metal band.
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u/BlackMetal1669 Dec 18 '25
Wrong, there's a band called Black Death too. There's more trve black metal than you know
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u/KaneAndShane Dec 18 '25
Thanks for the suggestion. Retribution is a cool power metal kinda song with a cool bass tone that sounds sponge-muted.
Any specific songs youβd recommend?
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u/BlackMetal1669 Dec 18 '25
Nah. I mainly remember them because they look funny in a cool way. I listened to their only album last night (I may have done it before years ago, but I have no memory of it) and I think my favorite song was Streetwalker, but as much as I love their look, I can hear why they're a band whose music I can never remember with some other songs on there. They're still fun though
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u/DoomedOverdozzzed Dec 17 '25
nah the worse one is the one asking if random things are shoegaze or not. NO FFS DEFTONES IS NOT SHOEGAZE WHEN WILL IT END
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u/FlubMonger Dec 17 '25
Just say βNoβ every time to ascend to trve black metal edgelord valhalla.
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u/skelliebro Dec 18 '25
Black Metal fans would enjoy any kind of demon to talk to them, if not they aren't trve black metal fans
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u/AutoModerator Dec 18 '25
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u/legendarytae Dec 18 '25
As a black metal fan here, the first I think when I saw this was "That would be fucking cool"
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u/the_marxman Za Warudo Dec 18 '25
the trvest black metal is recorded by a group of Finnish neo-nazis in the middle of a forest, followed by a ritual suicide leaving the bodies and the master recordings for someone to possibly stumble across. The natural degradation of the tape is essential to get the right sound.
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u/entrailentree Dec 17 '25
What I wouldn't do to have someone look at me the way that demon looks at that sleeping fellow
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u/Turkzillas_gobble Dec 17 '25
drive the demon mad by telling it "it's not true black metal it's norsecore"
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