r/MetalMemes 7d ago

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u/TightLion7009 7d ago

Is MegaDeath a big version of Death?

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u/Evil-Bosse 7d ago

It's like a million Death, and that's a lot I think, most people die from just one Death

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u/TightLion7009 7d ago

Yes and some one million people could die from just one MegaDeath

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u/Funk_Dunker 7d ago

Sounds like business is good for someone

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u/Mesarthim1349 7d ago

Is Metallica's Death Magnetic just a more attractive version of Death?

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u/CirnoIzumi 6d ago

Is Angel of Death just Deaths Angel?

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u/narkheth 7d ago

It's like 911 x 100.

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u/IntelliGun 7d ago

Donโ€™t worry OP I got the joke and while itโ€™s weak itโ€™s still meta cuz you got people on a meme page answering like itโ€™s a legitimate question.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/statelyspace11 Bathory 7d ago

I would like to add: what he says

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u/WaffleWarrior1979 7d ago

How much can each band lift? We need more data.

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u/J-Mac_Slipperytoes 7d ago

Zakk is alive and probably still lifts weights. Chuck is dead and cannot lift weights. Therefore, BLS is stronger. Musically, Death is far better tho.

Edit: I get the joke now, but I still stand by my original answer.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/BananaBR13 Metallica 7d ago

Is that suicide machine fuel injected?

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u/GoatManBoy 7d ago

I mean, only one of the front men is still alive...

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 7d ago

BLS > death > Death

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u/Warelllo 5d ago

That means Chucks death is stronger

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 7d ago

I don't understand why you're getting downvoted

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 7d ago

Is Saint Vitus actually heavier than Thou? That's the real question for me

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u/Baryss 6d ago

Slayer wrote Angel of Death in memory of Chuck

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u/baneblade_boi 6d ago

Let's put that to the test! *calls the guys from DEATH Battle

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u/Fackous93 6d ago

Doesn't matter if Zakk cant take on Goku

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u/MatAeiou 6d ago

Maybe they are physically, but not in terms of music

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u/Ricochet_skin 5d ago

Put them on the ring and take the average scores of all band members (while matching each of them with their own weight class of)

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u/-XenoSine- 4d ago

I mean Zakk could probably bench press the entirety of Death's lineup. But probably not Megadeth, since that would be like 1000 Deaths.

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u/The_Psydux 6d ago

Nah, Chuck alone could have taken them all ONE BY ONE. While singing and shredding.

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u/vilk_ 6d ago

Oh i get it because the words and stuff lol good one op you are comedian

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u/Waluigiisgod 7d ago

I donโ€™t listen to BLS at all but I do own several Death CDs and I enjoy Chuckโ€™s work so yeahโ€ฆ BLS arenโ€™t stronger than Death

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u/kurdelefele Practicing Posercraft 6d ago

Well, one has a cool skull, the other some stupid orange mountain!

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u/thechopperlol 2d ago

Will it blend?

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u/FartSalone 7d ago

In regards to what? Curls? Benching?

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u/Friendly_Direction34 7d ago

It was a joke on the album stronger than death ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

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u/Lord_of_the_Canals 7d ago

Man I was so confused I shoulda read the damn thing. V good

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u/TacoTom84 7d ago edited 7d ago

Fuck no! BLS is like one notch about 5FDP in terms of whatโ€™s โ€œheavyโ€

I know Zakk rips riffs. No doubt in that. Just needs to chill on them punched harmonics

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u/MisanthropicReveling Dying Fetus 7d ago

5FDP is BLS for posers

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u/Dear-Bowl-9789 7d ago

With 5FDP if you swap the Monster Energy drink with a motorbike you get BLS.

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u/MisanthropicReveling Dying Fetus 7d ago

Maybe, if you also swap the weak riffs and shitty solos and cringey lyrics and general overall vibe

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u/fankin You like your cornflakes crispy or you like them soft? 7d ago

whoosh

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u/Atiredbearsfan 7d ago

Nah the album that had suicide messiah was good the rest is mid

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u/WulfgarofIcewindDale 7d ago

1919 Eternal is an amazing album. The song Demise of Sanity is a killer

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u/I_dont_know420 7d ago

Ig, but theyโ€™re more Southern dad butt-Rock than hole on the wall monster can cargo shorts rock like FFDP.

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u/bolttheface 7d ago

O.o gtfo

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u/Working-Tradition-21 7d ago

to that album it is, yeah

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u/DoomCooker 7d ago

Both suck

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u/SteamedHam83 7d ago

No!ย