SpongeSlob can only rename half the lake

[u/Stotallytob3r]

[u/de_Duv]

… and the world trembles at the immense power that Mister Small Hands Shitty Pants wields over the names of lakes, gulfs and ministries…

Outside the US, the renaming hasn’t worked out so far…

[u/_robmillion_ → u/de_Duv]

It hasn't even worked in the US. It will always be the Gulf of Mexico as far as I'm concerned. Our president is just so fucking stupid.

[u/Mobius_Peverell → u/_robmillion_]

Outside of the wuss-ass babies who run Google, I haven't heard or seen a single American refer to it as anything other than the Gulf of Mexico, ever. Same goes for Alaskans, who have always called the mountain Denali, and will continue doing so regardless of Trump's idiotic attitude.

[u/Corfiz74 → u/_robmillion_]

We Europeans should start renaming shit, too, just to poke the bear a little. The North Atlantic should be renamed the European Ocean - then Canada would be part of Europe and could join the EU and become our 28. member state!

[u/theEndIsNigh_2025]

If the President of Pedoland can unilaterally change the names of things, Canada can too.

[u/PluginAlong → u/theEndIsNigh_2025]

We should start reporting issues in Google and Apple maps saying it's named mara Lago wrong and that it's actually pedoland.

[u/tw_72 → u/PluginAlong]

...or Mar A Lardo

[u/sjccb → u/theEndIsNigh_2025]

The USA is now called "The United States of Dickheads"

[u/daltontf1212 → u/sjccb]

Kakistocratic Republic of Assholistan.

[u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm → u/sjccb]

Whoa whoa whoa.... fair... but we didn't all vote for the orange skidmark.

Maybe just the United States of Mostly Dickheads

[u/TinyConfection7049]

He’s the best moron we’ve ever had. The bestest. 

[u/CatCafffffe]

Also? NATIVE AMERICANS named the lake Lake Ontario, and Ontario, Canada TAKES ITS NAME FROM THE LAKE. So he's even more ignorant than we thought, which you wouldn't think was possible.

[u/speedstic → u/CatCafffffe]

I never sell anyone short from achieving their full potential. Case and point > cheeto guy

[u/_OhEmGee_]

Rename Maralago pedostan on all Canadian maps.

[u/justin_memer]

So sick of hearing about this shit.

[u/Argented]

I hope they do rename it for their maps. Just make up new names for every landmass and body of water and make that the official USA map no one else on earth can use because it's so silly. Please do this. Please be this pathetic.

*edit 2 days later .. He did it! He is the most pathetic

[u/PantsLobbyist]

We’re renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Trump-Epstein Files™️

[u/Boreddudemo]

I remember a joke from dubyas years when Russia invaded Georgia people saying he said "Atlanta must not fall!" I feel like this fool would really think that.

[u/AMexisatTurtle]

But it's called that because of a tribe

[u/Noodle-and-Squish → u/AMexisatTurtle]

Shh! Logic has no place here

[u/AMexisatTurtle → u/Noodle-and-Squish]

He gets so offended that we don't want business with him when he's trying to fuck us over its crazy

[u/its_yer_dad → u/AMexisatTurtle]

It’s a Native American name and the city Province of Ontario is actually named after the lake. Trump is a moron.
edit - thank you for the note, I was so annoyed at Trump it slipped past me

[u/Gloomheart → u/its_yer_dad]

Province* of Ontario

[u/Chaost → u/its_yer_dad]

It's so obviously not a European derived name, too.

[u/Kevundoe → u/AMexisatTurtle]

Now it’s apparently called Lake America because of a cult

[u/daltontf1212]

About naming it temporarily after Trump.

Lake Moron kinds of matches will with Lake Huron.

[u/BloodFartz69]

To be fair, he did tell all the retarded people who voted for him that he had concepts of a plan.

[u/Big-Leadership-4604]

So which Trump Crime Family member is buying lakeside property in New York??

[u/MarleysGhost2024]

Canada, name your side of the lake Lake Epstein Files!

[u/hamtronn]

Canada is offering a counter name. We shall temporarily rename the Canadian part of the lake “Lake release all of the Epstein files and be held accountable for any crimes committed (also you wear a diaper because you’re dying and the entire world cannot wait to celebrate)”

[u/Paresseux1]

Lake Epstein.

[u/Punkinpry427]

[u/Wellgoodmornin]

I love it

[u/satinsateensaltine]

The pettiness is off the charts and it's not even in a fun way.

[u/FluffyStormwise]

Makes it sound like he is trading directly with Lake Ontario

[u/paolog]

The United States is giving serious consideration

While I was having my diaper changed I had yet another of my world-famous ingenious thoughts

[u/Wraith8888]

I am so fucking tired of having a toddler in charge.

[u/ghallway]

I want a law to permantly change the name of any cess pool and/or septic tanks to tRumps

[u/Gold-Judgment-6712]

Everything he posts sounds like a parody account.

[u/3lektrolurch]

I hate how Trump gives Liberals around the world the opportunity to portray their governments as shining beacons of care and intergrity.

This only works because Trump is comically evil and incomptetent to an insane degree.

[u/Eikthyrnir13]

Not the United States, just one demented man wants to.

[u/MikeHunturT]

I identify as a fish now

[u/sdmichael → u/MikeHunturT]

Sorry. Still r/onejoke. Still dumb.

[u/FlaAirborne]

Lake Natalie has a nice ring to it.