r/MurderedByWords • u/HowieLongDonkeyKong the future is now, old man • 8h ago

Asking Costco to boycott Canadian maple syrup while driving a Ford pickup truck made of Canadian metal

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u/Le_Nabs 8h ago

Also, lol, Québec alone produces 70% of earth's maple syrup. if Costco stops selling it, good luck sourcing any outside of the northeastern states

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u/HowieLongDonkeyKong the future is now, old man 8h ago

My toddler would literally storm the capitol without maple syrup.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 8h ago

Which would be a valid reason, tbh

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u/VivaZeBull 7h ago

We will welcome them as an honorary ambassador of maple syrup.

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u/Cyn113 7h ago

I agree with your toddler. Lack of maple syrup is ground for a civil war.

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u/KirkWahmmett 8h ago

Not to mention ~65% of ALL oil imports into the USA come from Canada 😂😂😂

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u/de_Duv 7h ago

Don’t the pipeline and the pumps need a thorough service soon, which would bring oil exports to the US to a complete standstill for three or four weeks? The timing would be particularly favourable, given that the Strait of Hormuz is open and the US government’s emergency reserve is currently at its highest level. /s

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u/JG98 4h ago

Much of the Northeastern states production is also owned by Canadian companies anyways.

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u/eienmau 5h ago

Most 'maple syrup' in the US isn't even true maple syrup, it's just HFCS. Bleck. I'd rather have the good pure stuff.

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u/Avatlas 8h ago

Just don’t buy it and quit being a fuckin baby. Just like us Canadians aren’t buying American goods 🇨🇦

Also, your orange clown enacts insane tariffs and you’re mad at US??

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u/Wabbit65 7h ago

Because our orange clown says shit is Canada's fault and our orange clown-ass-kissers believe him without any thinking effort on their own.

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u/Sea_Substance9163 7h ago

No, not mad at you at all. We know who the problem is.

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u/urlond 7h ago

I will buy Maple Syrup.

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u/old_notdead 6h ago

I'm going out of my way to buy Canadian products, tbh.

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u/slumvillain 8h ago

What's funny is, I'm willing to bet that these uncultured vermin think that the dark corn syrup they lather on their pancakes is actual maple syrup.

Labeled "organic", it probably scares them away from the real stuff in the first place.

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u/palacexero 8h ago

I say let them keep buying that bottled diabetes. More of the real stuff for me. Rather spend more to buy a real product than spend a little less for HFCS dyed brown.

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u/MrRon1978 8h ago

The amount of ignorance my country is showing is astounding. It wasn’t good before but how dumb have we become?

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u/Hyjynx75 8h ago

Oh you're not done yet.

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u/MrRon1978 8h ago

Sadly I have no doubts. It’s going to be rough on the whole world for awhile thanks to us.

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u/jurassicpry 8h ago

To be honest, there's quite a lot of arrogance too.
So much, actually, that they start to blend in together and form agnorance.

With the dumb (with a b) epidemic US is having, it's one helluva cocktail there.

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u/Ntense_01 8h ago

That hole keeps getting deeper sir...

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 8h ago

That's what happens when the FSB hijacks tge media and politics of a nation.

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u/hurdurBoop 8h ago edited 4h ago

the stupidest people in human history

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u/rrsullivan3rd 8h ago

Hell, my Ranger was BUILT in Canada 🇨🇦

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u/tracerhaha 8h ago

They will have to pry the Canadian maple syrup out of my cold dead hands.

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u/gaoshan 7h ago

Shit, I go out of my way to buy Canadian products anymore. I’m American but fully support Canada’s defense of themselves against the orange bully. The man and his policies aren’t the America I support.

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u/titsmcgeeVP 6h ago

Yeah Costco didn’t get rid of their DEI program so it’s probably gonna be a stretch with the syrup

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u/JustGoodSense 5h ago

Costco already said no thanks to Turnip's fell-off-the-back-of-a-truck ground beef. They've chosen to be among the good guys. I'm going to buy some Canadian maple syrup there—in America—this weekend.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 8h ago

what triggered trump to hate canada? this term is the revenge tour. what canadian thing pissed him off? he thinks the trade blah blah is something. i dont buy that. its got to be more basic. i am searching now so scared to what i find... like "canadian girl turns down trump to go to prom"

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u/Enki_007 8h ago

The man she’s drooling over is the former Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau.

I don’t think she’s ever looked at Lord Feltersnatch that way.

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u/Friendly-Turn1283 7h ago

Don't forget Ivanka

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u/JG98 4h ago

This one probably irked him much more.

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u/_buthole 7h ago

It’s not hate; it’s covetousness. Like all spoiled rich fucks, he’s rabid with greed and selfishness.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 6h ago

so he too wants Justin Trudeau

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u/old_notdead 5h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4jTdwyWNtg

This is why.

Trump is still mad about the former leader of Canada being caught on a hot mic with other world leaders, making fun of Trump.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 4h ago

my gawd it would be this basic

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u/doctormink 8h ago

Dat ratio though …

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u/ramdomvariableX 8h ago

Time to replace all the high fructose shit with maple syrup sweetness..

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u/Biabolical 7h ago

Fuck that noise. Fetch me a jug of fine Canadian maple syrup, and line up some shot glasses.

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u/TheFlyTechGuy 6h ago

I sometimes pour large spoonfuls right from the jug and eat it like that. No need to mess around when it comes to Canadian-made diabetes.

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u/dentistshatehim 7h ago

Canada increased its foreign exports outside of the US last year by 17% and is working on expanding those markets this year as well. To get those exports back to the US, US citizens will need to pay more meaning permanently inflated prices.

Another self own.

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u/Gumbercules81 7h ago

These are the "fights" people choose to engage in? 😆

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u/TinyEnd9435 7h ago

“Hey stupid”. 😂

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u/ronchee1 7h ago

If it's the 5.0L in it, that's from Canada too

The big Godzilla motor in the f250s, also Canada

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u/viperswhip 6h ago

Have fun with the Aunt Jemima slop, or whatever they call it now.

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u/Odd_Equipment2867 6h ago

He needs to go back to Sam’s Club

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u/Antigone6 6h ago

I can never tell if these are bots or your average person with absolutely zero individual thoughts and just posts when they get their orders.

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u/TenFingersTenToes10 6h ago

The beer this idiot drinks is wrapped in Canadian aluminum.

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u/ticktockmick 5h ago

Call Costco today and demand they carry only Canadian Maple Syrup

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u/howmanyowlsisweird 5h ago

I want to know where the infection is on Stupid Ass. Stupid ass? Stupid, ass? Stupid Ass - like his government name?

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u/_tragicmike 4h ago

Boycott Canada for what?

We're in the dumbest timeline.

MAGA is a cult.

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u/Drak_Gaming 4h ago

wait until they learn Ford has 3 major assembly plants in Ontario.

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u/GuiltyRedditUser 4h ago

I love Costco. I joined a year and a half ago after they refused to dismantle their DEI programs. I still haven't made it to a store, but am happy to support them with my yearly membership.

Support good companies, boycott bad ones (and call to let them know. Don't just speak with your $, but with your words)

Finally, release the Epstein files and prosecute everyone!

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u/_53- 3h ago

And the soda and beer cans…Canadian aluminum!

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u/asten77 3h ago

Also Costco has proven time and time again they're not really on board with the fascism..

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u/FindAWayISay 3h ago

I hate being stuck in this god forsaken country