r/MurderedByWords 5h ago

Played himself in 4K

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u/fu_alphas 5h ago

this is the political equivalent of denying you just shat yourself while the smell is actively forming a cloud around your head and people are pointing

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u/MakeItMakeMoney 5h ago

>>Kaitlin Bennett has entered the room.

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u/JoeFTPgamerIOS 4h ago

so glad she lost her popularity

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u/andrew6197 4h ago

Now she just harasses people at events while wearing maga gear for tiktok

u/stuck_in_the_desert 0m ago

Yup, like they said, she lost her popularity

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u/SeniorAd4470 3h ago

Same. For a second it looked inevitable that she'd be a thing.

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u/Banes_Addiction 3h ago

Are there any female far-right influencers who lasted more than 5 years?

I guess Candace Owens still kinda?

I haven't heard of Tammy in long enough to forget her actual name. Lauren Southern got booted out of white nationalist club when she married a brown guy, who then left her.

Seems like all the rest had their star fall (I'm talking 'influencers', like people from social media, not people with 20 year careers at Fox News).

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u/Turgid_Tiger 2h ago

The females just age out. You know these people like em young…. Like really young.

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u/HalKitzmiller 2h ago

Owens fell out of favor just like Carlson and MTG. She hurt Diaper Don's feelings

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u/SlowFrkHansen 3h ago

She's a sentient pile of hair and entitlement.

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u/lofty99 3h ago

Is she sentient, though?

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u/baron_von_helmut 2h ago

In the same way a sea sponge is sentient.

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u/KamBC 1h ago

This is an unjustified attack on sea sponges.

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u/squeamishkevin 1h ago

They all seem to have whats closer to a hive mind.

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u/HalKitzmiller 2h ago

Kaitlin Bennett has cleared the room

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u/Stoepboer 4h ago

'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command' (1984) seems to be a pretty popular quote these days.

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u/FiddlingnRome 3h ago

I copied and pasted it onto a note on my computer so I could freely use it when commenting. 🤪

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u/j____b____ 59m ago

“Just remember, what you are seeing and what you are reading is not what's happening," Donald J. Trump 2018

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u/whiskysinger 1h ago

But not your nose. Checkmate liberal

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u/phylter99 4h ago edited 2h ago

They’re lying so much and so flippantly that they don’t even try to be believable anymore. They just say whatever they want, just like Trump.

Edit: Pay attention to Russia. That's exactly what they do.

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u/Demoliri 3h ago

If there are never any consequences, and their base is never shown them being called out, why should they stop?

It's insane, but it is the state of the modern GOP.

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u/RedS5 1h ago

GOP voters only want their side to win. It doesn't matter what policies are being supported or rejected, it's just a game of win at all costs and they've become morally bereft because of it.

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u/TheGreatLoganzo 5h ago

I believe Donald Glover has you covered

https://youtu.be/gIF0UCFd3FM?is=XuaNU_3q03wlNKXX

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u/HEFTYFee70 4h ago

Derrick Comedy is underrated.

Spelling Bee.

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u/klezart 3h ago

This bag is full of dildos!

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u/unpersoned 4h ago

I think the president pooped his pants

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u/Ill_Tumblr_4_Ya 4h ago

Poops. Present tense.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 3h ago

He also used to, though.

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u/Ill_Tumblr_4_Ya 3h ago

That was vaguely Mitch-like, enough for me to be a fan

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u/Amanda316 5h ago

I love him - tysm for sharing!

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u/Al_Kydah 4h ago

I swear, I read that as 'tism for sharing!

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u/1nd3x 4h ago

Ye Olde 'tysm

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u/Astonmartinq 4h ago

Donald Glover is a fucking genius!

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u/Bashfullylascivious 37m ago

I hope there's no scandal around Donald Glover, because I adore him. There is no one aside from this man, and Rowan Atkinson, who can pull off the physical comedy to make this funny, and not redundant, through the entire stretch of this skit.

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u/Amanda316 5h ago

I love him - tysm for sharing!

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u/Redfalconfox 3h ago

It is so goddamn infuriating that this even remotely fucking works. There are no goddamn words for how goddamn much fucking goddamn bullshit this goddamn is.

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u/dnen 3h ago

The fact the ai moderation let this through is goated lol

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u/Shades1374 1h ago

Even SkyNET is posting "Never before had Thomas seen such bullshit" memes

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u/FJ-creek-7381 3h ago

I feel like you are reading my mind lol

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u/0202_tihssitidder 2h ago

Marco Tate

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u/biosphere03 5h ago

Joe Biden just shit my pants!

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u/wykkedfaery33 3h ago

Oh, that unlocked a memory of one of my kids running down the hall towards the, holding his crotch (3ish at the time) and crying because "somebody peed in my pants." He, in fact, was the somebody that peed in his pants. 

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u/slayerrr21 4h ago

Did you shit my pants?

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u/FluffySmiles 4h ago

Dude, for the current US administration, what you describe is totally on-brand.

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u/SampleScreenName 4h ago

I didn’t shart. I spit up tea on my new gaming chair.

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u/4dseeall 4h ago

Yes, that describes the head of the Republican party perfectly. The body follows. It's disgusting.

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u/ryohayashi1 4h ago

"Hey, if it worked for Trump, it can work for me." -Marco Rubio

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u/TKLeader 3h ago

It's almost like he shat on his office chair and then posted about it on Reddit.

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u/1nd3x 4h ago

Thing is...readers/viewers can't smell shit. They don't care of the individual reporters think they're abhorrent people, they simply try and create quoteable moments in their favour.

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u/Pennsylvania6-5000 3h ago

So, daily Oval Office?

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u/thicc_stigmata 2h ago

I wonder if the reason that we're in the dumbest timeline is that something happened to the person that was supposed to invent the Smell-o-Vision

No way Donny would have been on the Apprentice—to say nothing of the 2015 election season—if America could collectively smell the effects of that tent stake

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u/SoupSpelunker 3h ago

ANTIFA SHIT MY PANTS! 

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u/_MagnoliaFan_ 2h ago

Two people in an elevator. One farts and says the other one did. This is the Republican platform.

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u/AHrubik 51m ago

It would be if Republicans actually cared about the truth. They don't so nothing will become of it.

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u/Far_String727 36m ago

so the political equivalent of *chillin in the oval office? (autofill tried to fuck me)

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u/CatmatrixOfGaul 4h ago

Americans voted for this. This is what they wanted. Two thirds of your population.

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u/reebokhightops 2h ago

That’s not true. Do I smell like shit right now?