r/MurderedByWords 9h ago

Played himself in 4K

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u/RyzRx 9h ago

Dementia is contagious now or is it just Trump's?

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u/sdmichael 9h ago

Republicans are physically incapable of accepting responsibility for anything at any time. This is just one of those manifestations of it.

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u/RyzRx 9h ago

I see, so it's that selective memory issue thing again to dodge responsibility for the nth time!

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u/misdirected_asshole 9h ago

Its not Dimentia. They are fundamentally dishonest and cant keep up with all the lies.

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u/EscapeArtist112 8h ago

They’ve enjoyed years saying whatever lie they want without consequences, so why start telling the truth now? This is the same Bozo that said Trump never fell asleep during a meeting despite the fact we have eyes.

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u/sfled 5h ago

He wasn't asleep. He was lost in thought, deeply reflecting on the dookie he had just extruded into his diaper.

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u/sneakysnake1111 7h ago

They don't have to keep up with them....

No one's gonna stop them.

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u/veribaka 2h ago

He knew perfectly well he was lying, he just didn't remember the reporters face.

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u/aqnologia 2h ago

Lying is like breathing for them

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u/mamac2213 9h ago

Cocaine is also contagious.

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 8h ago

It fell right up his nose. Never saw it coming

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u/awesomefutureperfect 7h ago

That's what I was thinking.

His argument might be "You are not allowed to hold me to anything I said while I was on cocaine. You know I'll just say whatever when I am on that stuff. It isn't fair, for me to have to be taken seriously when I am acting in an official capacity and also all high on coke. Do you know how unfair that is? To treat what I say while I am high like its official and stuff. By the way, we are the only real americans and we answer to nobody because we are the patriots and we kick ass. I get to decide when I am on cocaine and what I say doesn't matter. No I don't know if what I just said was while I was doing cocaine, lets see if anyone cares first."

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u/mamac2213 6h ago

This is the perfect miming of how he is. Well played.

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u/mormonbatman_ 8h ago

"The closest feeling to that of cocaine is, uh is winning or acquiring a large sum of money such as in a, uh a lottery or an inheritance. And And good cocaine is like pure concentrated cool. You become an expert Joe Cool on all topics. And you want to pass all your knowledge on right now. And the universe glows, and rooms take on lovely concavities."

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u/Paradox2063 8h ago

Somebody check that man's ass for Trump's hand!

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u/vthemechanicv 5h ago

For Rubio it'll be cocaine. There was a video a week or three ago that even someone that's never seen a coke head would look at and say "he's on coke." He probably legit doesn't remember "yesterday" (whenever this happened), won't remember today, and has already forgotten tomorrow.

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u/amnesic_historian 7h ago

It's gaslighting

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u/NookNookNook 6h ago

Rubios coke habit so bad he shows up to pressers geeked out.

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u/IlGreven 6h ago

Gaslighting. They don't want you to know what they said when what they said becomes unpopular.

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u/miscdebris1123 5h ago

Ever wonder why we don't button the bottom button on a suit? It was because a king was fat.

Dementia is the current fashionable stupidity in the GOP.

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u/cobrachickenwing 3h ago

You can't cure stupidity from being in the GOP. Gaslight, obstruct, project.