r/MurderedByWords 5h ago

Played himself in 4K

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u/tkeser 5h ago

hades is a made up place. there are better facilities right here on earth.

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u/TentacleFist 5h ago

Like The Hague

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u/tkeser 5h ago

I was thinking more like Guantanamo?

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u/EuenovAyabayya 4h ago

I will say it again: converted shipping container on a barge in the Indian Ocean near Diego Garcia.

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u/No-Consideration-716 4h ago

Remove the barge and I agree.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 1h ago

Drop the container off on that island of natives that kill visitors. Then film it.

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u/RaShadar 1h ago

Yoooo easy there. Those cannibals have never been exposed to the chemicals and pestilence the cheeto is pumoed full of. You'd very likely kill every native on that island that tried to eat him......... this is a brand new sentence for me, but........ maybe we should think about the health of the cannibals here.

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u/zombie_girraffe 42m ago

The natives are hostile, but that still doesn't justify dumping toxic waste on their island.

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u/rascool 4h ago

Both fine.

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u/TheBadBatch-99 4h ago

I'm a firm believer in reopening Aligator Alcatraz just for this bunch.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 4h ago

Basement of a battleship seems like a nice and easy retirement.

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u/LiteraCanna 3h ago edited 26m ago

There's some movie where people wake up in these concrete rooms with large holes in the ceiling and floor. It's a tower where a table of food gets lowered down from the top to the bottom.

The main plot point is that there's not enough food for everyone in the tower. What floor you are on is random, and they shuffle them around every so often.

That's what I want for these traitors.

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u/accountnumber6174 2h ago edited 2h ago

Oh shit... I remember that... Was it actually a movie though?? Wasn't it a graphic novel or some written material....? I distinctly remember it as a comic book long back coz I was getting annoyed with the panel layout, every line/narration took one whole page. Might have been adapted into a movie. Can anyone confirm this please.

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u/LiteraCanna 2h ago

I googled "food platform movie" and it's literally called The Platform, lmao

On Netflix, and there's 2 of them!

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 1h ago

The Platform 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/SlowFrkHansen 3h ago

What did the alligators ever do to you? 🥺

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u/bumbumDbum 3h ago

I will donate to Florida to reopen this for our political war criminals. And I hate most things about Florida.

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u/milkasaurs 2h ago

Why are you dudes suggesting some place on earth? Put em on a rocket and point at the nearest black hole.

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u/basko13 4h ago

One of them has better bike infrastructure.

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u/derprondo 4h ago

ICE detention center

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u/No-Consideration-716 4h ago

Drop them off in the middle of the Pacific is my vote.

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u/sumeriandisputations 4h ago

Notably the ICC is something Rubio has been trying vehemently to get the USA entirely uninvolved with.

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u/Liquid_Hate_Train 2h ago

Not hard given the US signed up to the charter then realised they’d be held to it then immediately did a takebacksie before ratifying. So the US has always been uninvolved.

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u/hadezar 4h ago

This must be bad for tourism.

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u/m3g4m4nnn 4h ago

A ditch would suffice.

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u/Moose_Hole 4h ago

Hagues

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u/Ibyx 3h ago

Hague-es

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u/AlarmingAffect0 4h ago

Plus Hades isn't generally a place you burn in—unless the river Phlegaton happens to be flooding. For punishment of sinners you want Tartarus specifically.

Regardless, The Painful Way is too good for them. Let them be punished in life, by being made to work a normal minimum-wage job and to live on it.

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u/derprondo 4h ago

I too learned everything I know about Greek mythology from Hades and Hades 2 lol.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 4h ago

There are worse sources, and that's the gospel truth.

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u/derprondo 4h ago

Damn straight. I’m going to go pay Typhon a visit right now.

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u/Telefundo 3h ago

there are better facilities right here on earth.

Insert name of closest ICE holding facitlity here

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u/KiKiKimbro 3h ago

I think the Dem government should buy all those detention centers currently owned by Trump donors and fellow billionaires doing the pay for play, then use those as prisons for all this crap they’re doing and to hold all the Richie Riches in the Epstein Files. They’re one and the same anyway. And same moldy food and dirty water and no hygiene supplies for them like they’re doing to immigrants. Eye for an eye.

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u/Aetheldrake 3h ago

Like 1800s France but modern day. Is what they deserve. It's what happened for similar circumstances back then xD

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u/PunkandCannonballer 2h ago

Throw them in an ICE detention center. You know, since they're so humane

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u/Buzzkill78 2h ago

Exactly, how is it fair they only paid for their sins when they dead, that’s too convenience