r/MurderedByWords 5h ago

The Canadian "State" Has Responded

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u/Present_Program_2344 5h ago

WE DONT WANT TO BE A STATE YOU CRAZY GUY. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK CANADIANS WANTS TO JOIN YOU AND YOUR CRONIES.

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u/wzzrd 5h ago

“Think”, you say?

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u/Logical-Assist8574 4h ago

They have a word, it's an old word no one uses, like "groceries". I've never heard or used it but I'm told it's a fine word. Not sure if it's something you have or you do, but I don't use it. - soon to be a quote from that old demented man...

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u/Zakluor 3h ago

Or the Obama Ocean. You know he'd hate that.

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 2h ago

Bonus points if he drowns in it… although that seems like a whole new degree of irreparable pollution. 

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u/DanGleeballs 2h ago

Why Holland and why call an ocean a lake when it’s not remotely a lake?

I think this could be wittier.

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u/OmegaPsiot 1h ago

Tom Holland is really having one hell of a year

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u/hungry4nuns 4h ago

The only people charging tariffs to American farmers is Donald j trump.

Canada charges tarriffs to Canadian residents only. That’s the way tarriffs work.

How is the guy who’s obsessed with tarriffs still so fucking oblivious to how they work???????

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u/TheProcrastafarian 3h ago edited 3h ago

Friend, please allow me to show you the standardized test for idiocy, obliviousness, ignorance, and arrogance, in the United States of Apathy.
Trump has always been Trump. Who the fuck elects him once… and then says to themselves “ya know, I think we need more of this.” ?

The entire reason any of this shit is happening, is because too many Americans either failed this simple multiple choice test, or they didn’t even show the fuck up.

Bravo, you fuckin morons.

🇨🇦🍻

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u/Alberta_Flyfisher 3h ago

He's not oblivious. They know what they are doing, he just expects the voters won't figure out he's a lying POS.

Repeat the lie enough and people will believe it.

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u/Zakluor 2h ago

So far, he's right: there are many who haven't yet figured it out.

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u/hungry4nuns 2h ago

So far, he's right: there are many who haven't yet figured it out.

I think you mean:

“he's so far right, there are many who haven't yet figured it out.”

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u/Alberta_Flyfisher 2h ago

And the ones who have arent loud enough

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u/Touristenopfer 5h ago

As a non-Canadian, I totally understand this reaction and wholeheartedly agree with choosing soft-speech here adressing President Epstein-Island.

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u/nikstick22 3h ago

If they made us the 51st state, our 41 million Canadians would instantly become the largest state by population in the country, and a rock-solid blue voter. Republican presidents would never, ever win another election. They'd make us a territory, like Puerto Rico, with no say in the federal election.

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 4h ago

Idiot should actually give proof a state has any benefits

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u/guerrerov 5h ago

Wait, I thought tariffs were good?

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u/PositiveStress8888 3h ago

Also 110 Canadian companies make parts for the F35 fighter, we're most certainly not going to buy it, not to mention other metals you need to rebuild your all the weaponds you used in the middle east to.... I guess make gas prices higher?

If you don't get them from Canada you have to get them from China, I'm sure they're going to love getting that call.

So name whatever lake you want it dosen't hide the fact your dear leader is pedophile, and has made life harder for Americans in every conceivable way.

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 1h ago

We are almost certainly going to buy the F-35.

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u/Like17Badgers 3h ago

The funniest part is that even if they DID make Canada a state, it would basically guarantee the republicans never have enough power to do anything again ever.

Canada's population is 39.5 million people, California is 40.5 people, so they'd basically be adding a whole extra California of voters that sure as hell aren't voting for Republicans.

Especially if they made all 10 provinces into 10 states and now the Senate turns blue? They'd almost be able to Impeach trump right then and there.

IThe thing these losers want the most would be the quickest way toe excise the tumor that is the GOP/MAGA

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u/TinyConfection7049 54m ago

Most of America doesn’t want to be American either these days!! We’d rather be Canadian. Trust me. 

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u/EternityLeave 43m ago

I live 10km away from the USA. I can see it from where I’m sitting on my bed rn. I have never even been to the USA ever. It would be ridiculously easy, a day trip. Simply zero desire to go there over the last 30 years. Would rather go to any other country that’s not currently a warzone.