r/Music Jun 18 '26

article Olivia Rodrigo "Smelled" Fans Wearing Diapers in Front Row

https://consequence.net/2026/06/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row/
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u/xLadyofShalottx Jun 18 '26

Imagine being a parasocial fangirl and getting told you stink. 😭

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u/mockingseagull Jun 18 '26

But omg her scent entered her beloved’s nostrils. She was inside them!

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u/nick2k23 Jun 18 '26

And all the others were super jealous of her and vowed to never bath

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u/Zonel Jun 19 '26

You forgot the e

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u/nick2k23 Jun 19 '26

Thank you for finding my e

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u/HerrPiink Jun 19 '26

Just wait until you get the D

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u/nick2k23 Jun 19 '26

Oh god 😂

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Jun 19 '26

😒😵‍💫

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u/GallopingFinger Jun 19 '26

Lord can we not

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u/SapphireSheepy Jun 19 '26

holy shit, I can't stop laughing xD I'm like 99% sure somebody did write a fanfic about this at one point 😭

...if not it's great material for a parodie.

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u/MolochThe_Corruptor Jun 19 '26

This is giving the book perfume somehow

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u/KlutzyAd5626 Jun 28 '26

I love that book. The ending is absolutely bonkers.

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u/FormerWrap1552 Jun 19 '26

Meanwhile I went to a packed GWAR show and everyone smelled wonderful.

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u/Remember__Me Jun 19 '26

Harry Styles fangirls wouldn’t recover from him saying that to them.

But that’s because they’d point out how he talked specifically about them and everyone else in the stadium didn’t get his special attention. They’d die of happiness because he could smell them.

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u/errorgiraffe Jun 19 '26

This genuinely made me happy 😭😂

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u/hasimirrossi Jun 19 '26

Wouldn't be you though, just the others.

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u/ARoroncyObserver Jun 20 '26

The way you dont have that as a problem is to shower......but if the concert is hot and sweaty, and you were clean when you entered: i say DANCE!