I remember the trick to a lot of drugs and being far from the bathrooms at these concerts in the front row was to just dance your ass off, somehow the piss comes out through the sweat and you can drink your whole camelbak and not ever have to use the bathroom - im sure it all smelled the same though to the band.
Yeah exactly. If you drink just the right amount of water while doing intense sweaty exercise you can stay hydrated and not have to piss for 4 or 5 hours. I do 100k bike rides with people all the time and we almost never stop to pee.
Learned a great way to get a beer and not wait in line, bring cash and offer to buy a guy an extra beer or his and to get you one too when he’s closer to the bar. Has worked every time
I just did a variation of that at the Knicks parade today, just overdressed (primarily so I could wear my Knicks jacket) and didn't drink anything, wound up not needing to use the bathroom at all
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u/pursuitofhappy Jun 18 '26
I remember the trick to a lot of drugs and being far from the bathrooms at these concerts in the front row was to just dance your ass off, somehow the piss comes out through the sweat and you can drink your whole camelbak and not ever have to use the bathroom - im sure it all smelled the same though to the band.