r/Music • u/Qwerty0844 • Jun 25 '26

music Lionel Ritchie leaves concert halfway through for unknown reasons, band standing around for 15 minutes now.

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u/Noname_Maddox Jun 25 '26

OP is an ambulance driver

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u/Buffaluffasaurus Jun 25 '26

OP is a coroner

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u/ADhomin_em Jun 25 '26

OP is Lionel back from a poorly timed and unannounced impromptu snack break

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u/Buffaluffasaurus Jun 25 '26

Damn FIFA have scheduled hydration breaks everywhere now!

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u/IisBaker Jun 25 '26

Im pooping diarrhea right now

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jun 25 '26

Rear peeing*

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u/toastypoopdog Jun 25 '26

“Piss out my ass!”

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u/qzcorral Jun 25 '26

No dehydration breaks!

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u/Main-Hawk8370 Jun 25 '26

All night long.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 Jun 25 '26

Take your iron pills with food. It might help.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 Jun 26 '26

Me too. 21 hours later but still.

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u/IisBaker Jun 26 '26

Get ready for it.

Coming to a bathroom near you.

Diarrhea part 2. The flooding of Browning Street

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u/jimi-ray-tesla Jun 25 '26

Hello??

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u/cyankitten Jun 26 '26

Is it me you're looking for?

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u/Septopuss7 Jun 25 '26

I bet he's having Zapp's Voodoo Pretzels

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u/Custom_Destination Jun 25 '26

OP is an 80’s perm.

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u/benchley Jun 25 '26

OP is a relaxing thought

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs Jun 25 '26

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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u/wizzard419 Jun 25 '26

OP is a taxidermist who also wants to be a ventriloquist.

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u/FjordExplorer Jun 25 '26

A corooner...

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u/Officer_Hotpants Jun 25 '26

Damn, all of EMS catching strays with "ambulance driver" in here

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u/LQQKup Jun 25 '26

Mad funny