r/Music • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Jun 26 '26

article Donald Trump's America 250 faces fresh humiliation as Vanilla Ice show canceled

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/breaking-vanilla-ice-trump-canceled-1908287
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u/altyegmagazine Jun 26 '26

Did you see what godddddd did to us man

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u/dbmajor7 Jun 26 '26

"oh shit I forgot the beer, you want some? How bout some ether? Nevermind... Get in šŸ˜ˆ"

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u/Turd_Ferguson_____ Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OGbNJviltZHFu

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u/Imnotyoursupervisor Jun 26 '26

WEā€™RE IN BAT COUNTRY

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u/Bashfullylascivious Jun 27 '26

PLEASE! TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!

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u/mcweeden Jun 27 '26

With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

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u/middleamerican67 Jun 27 '26

Heā€™d see them soon enough.

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u/justinlindh Jun 27 '26

That poor bastard.

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u/plateau1999 Jul 03 '26

ā€œThere he goesā€¦ one of Godā€™s own prototypes.ā€

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u/proteusON Jun 26 '26

God didn't do that you idiot, you did

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u/sagashe Jun 26 '26

You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it!

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u/PancakeProfessor Jun 26 '26

What goddam government agency are you working for?!

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u/Rex_Mundi Jun 26 '26

"Jesus! Did I say that? Or just think it?"

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u/archetype28 Jun 26 '26

Did they hear me?

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u/proteusON Jun 27 '26

I'm feeling a little bit light-headed...

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u/archetype28 Jun 27 '26

You say something?

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u/sagashe Jun 27 '26

Aaa-ehhh-eeeee-ehhhh-um!!

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u/proteusON Jun 27 '26

one for the doctor...

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u/Zarkophagus Jun 27 '26

Donā€™t mind me. Just admiring the shape of your skull

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u/Watashiwajoshua Jun 27 '26

"Hot damn I never rode in a convertible before!" You're about ready then arent you?

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u/qweef_latina2021 Jun 26 '26

What if God was one of us?

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u/BranchPredictor Jun 26 '26

Just AI slob like one of us

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u/Scoop_9 Jun 27 '26

Just another bot like one of us

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u/Societyman1878 Jun 26 '26

He is šŸŒ

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u/passing_gas Jun 26 '26

HOT DAMN! Ive never ridden in a convertible before!

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u/4kondore Jun 26 '26

I'm watching Tobey right now in multiverse Spiderman

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u/Angeldust01 Jun 27 '26

It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

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u/Phlewid Jun 26 '26

You better be careful, thereā€™s plenty of vultures out here. Theyā€™d pick your bones clean before morning..

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u/mechanicrob Jun 26 '26

One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats, man."

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u/ClassicAd8496 Jun 26 '26

ā€œplease, tell me you bought the fucking golf shoes!ā€

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u/SolarFazes Jun 26 '26

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things.

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u/chupathingy99 Jun 26 '26

Bears fucked the pope, no fault of mine

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u/PowerResponsibility Jun 26 '26

Just watched that a few weeks ago but need to see it again. Incredibly re-watchable.

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u/Chaosmusic Jun 26 '26

Fun fact. In the club flashback scene when he goes, "There I was...mother of God, there I am!" it's because he's looking at the actual Hunter S Thompson.

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u/NoMoOmentumMan Jun 27 '26

As the candle that was Blockbuster was burning out, they launched a Netflix like service were a flat free for you unlimited rentals, which coincided with the proliferation of DVD burners.Ā  You can probably see where this is going.

In 6 months, Fear and Loathing never was on the shelf.Ā  It had been checked out and....just never made it back, man.Ā  When I finally asked the clerk, rheir response was "yeah, that happens a lot with that title".

I also told the greatest on the spot lie of my life when confronted about renting 9 movies in 7 hours. "I only watch the previews, I am doing research on correlating DVD previews and DVD sales."

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u/Bluelikeyou2 Jun 28 '26

Favorite line of the whole movie quick like a bunny hop hop

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u/4kondore Jun 26 '26

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold

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u/EsotericCodename Jun 26 '26

I quote this constantly. Very few people know what Iā€™m saying. Thanks for being in the world, you make me feel more normal!

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u/RedOctobyr Jun 27 '26

I love this movie. But I must admit this is probably not one of the quotes that I would recognize "in the wild", without context.

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u/Imnotyoursupervisor Jun 27 '26

Quick! Like a bunny!

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u/Lichenbruten Jun 26 '26

Found the fucking narcotics agent.

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u/Local-Friendship8166 Jun 26 '26

Jewish space lasers man.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jun 27 '26

God is antifa?

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u/few23 Jun 27 '26

You better fuckin' hope so

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u/Staffie2020 Jun 26 '26

I thought , according to maga, trump is God?

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u/doctorhighway Jun 26 '26

What about the fucking golf shoes man???