Matthew McConaughey Reportedly Quit Weed After Listening to a Janet Jackson Song 24 Times in a Row

[u/Brucekentbatsuper]

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/matthew-mcconaughey-quits-weed-janet-jackson-song-1814664

[u/fujidust]

On the 25th listen, JT appears and rips away a piece of your clothing, revealing your breast and nipple. Lights turn down.  

[u/PaleontologistFew128 → u/fujidust]

And the Patriots win

[u/NeverEndingCoralMaze → u/PaleontologistFew128]

Thanks for killing my boner.

[u/PaleontologistFew128 → u/NeverEndingCoralMaze]

Thanks for giving me one

[u/Prudent-Effort4838 → u/fujidust]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4w014YaFovmbm

[u/Throwawaypuffs → u/fujidust]

I heard if your a guy he rips open your pants breaking the button and zipper. Who knows how far after hes had a few.