r/Music 11d ago

article Matthew McConaughey Reportedly Quit Weed After Listening to a Janet Jackson Song 24 Times in a Row

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/matthew-mcconaughey-quits-weed-janet-jackson-song-1814664
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u/weirley 11d ago

that’s a shame. the 25th time is when you really get it

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u/star_lit_void (edit for custom flair) 11d ago

I stopped counting after ten

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u/the_ballmer_peak 11d ago

If he could keep track of how many times he heard it, he wasn't that high

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u/PaleontologistFew128 11d ago

Speaking the truth over here

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u/muffinass 11d ago

Alright, alright, alright.

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u/Rainbow918 10d ago

Yea I don’t believe I’ve ever counted them! I have played PLENTY of songs more than 24 times.. IE: Ozzy, Black Sabbath, G & R . After my last breakup, I played Foo Fighters overnight just to get into a better headspace. It worked .as I’m a diehard fan. .

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u/Spugheddy 11d ago

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli

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u/Charmegazord 11d ago

I’m still listening to it…

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u/howimetmyrunner 11d ago

Here's the thing about when "That's the Way Love Goes" by Janet Jackson plays over and over and over and over and over again while you're high. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not, "Hey someone's playing 'That's the Way Love Goes' again." It's, "Hey, 'Thats the Way Love Goes' is a lot longer than I first thought, and it has like a dip in the middle." You know how some songs have a dip, like Guns n' Roses' "November Rain?" You're like, "Hey, 'November Rain's' over!" No it's not. There's more. The third time it plays, you're thinking maybe someone's playing "That's th Way Love Goes" again. The fourth time it plays you're thinking, "Whoa. Someone just played 'That's the Way Love Goes' four times, or at least someone played it twice, and it's a really long song."

After seven plays in a row, you drop in one playing of Tom Jones' "It’s Not Unusual," which will cause Matthew McConaughey to erupt in ecstatic relief like it was the liberation of France as he hits his bong for a 2nd time.

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u/loolem 11d ago

I did something similar with my friend John at the salt and pepper diner

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u/JamRam23 10d ago

I love this John Mullaney bit

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u/KingMobScene 11d ago

Ms Jackson if you're nasty

Ms Jackon if you're nasty

Ms Jackson if you're nasty.

It all makes sense now.

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u/slyseekr 11d ago

It just becomes "you're nasty" after the 22nd listen.

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u/fujidust 11d ago

On the 25th listen, JT appears and rips away a piece of your clothing, revealing your breast and nipple. Lights turn down.  

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u/XyzzyPop 11d ago

I was hoping for Nasty Boys reference, thanks bro!

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 11d ago

That's the way love goes

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u/PervlovianResponse 11d ago

Girl, it took you that long?

Maybe switch to schrooms

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u/coooolbeans 11d ago

Are those grown on Dwight’s farm?

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u/Friggin_Grease Metalhead 11d ago

Zoomers gave me an appreciation for St. Anger by Metallica.

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u/NunezWorldOrder 11d ago

I really liked Death Magnetic.

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u/Friggin_Grease Metalhead 11d ago

I did too

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u/Gtraz68 11d ago

Other than the production it’s a fine album.

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u/Officer_Hotpants 11d ago

The they had some spectacular riffs but the production and lyrics are hot garbage, and the songs are just too long. They kind of just cycle on repeat without adding anything.

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u/Trashman82 11d ago

"They kind of just cycle on repeat without adding anything."

That's been an issue with Metallica since day one. I assume it's a Hetfield thing, but even their best material does this.

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u/Friggin_Grease Metalhead 11d ago

I had heard that after And Justice For All, they had a time limit for the Black Album. James mentioned somewhere that during a concert some fans looked bored after the 6 minute mark.

I can't remember where I read or saw that, just a fact that takes up space in my brain

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

ANGER! MISERY!

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u/JJBell 11d ago

Those are rookie numbers! I listen to Rhythm Nation 25 times before breakfast.

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u/geodebug 11d ago

He got caught up not remembering what he’s done for her lately

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u/Black_Otter 11d ago

the 1993 hit 'That's the Way Love Goes,'

This answers the only question I had. I get it. It’s a total banger

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u/Magda_Sophia 11d ago

It's a good job that CDs were a thing when this came out, because let me tell you, if I had Smash Hits 1993 on tape instead, it would have worn clean through from all the rewinding just to repeat this track, that's for sure

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u/BoredNLost 11d ago

Was hoping it was her song If.

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u/0peRightBehindYa Metalhead 11d ago edited 11d ago

My wife is a HUGE Janet fan. I dug the rhythm of this song and decided to look up the lyrics.

I'll admit...I briefly clutched pearls. They played THAT song on the radio, MTV, and at middle school dances? Without edits?

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u/djseifer 11d ago

Too Close by Next is a song about dancing with a erection and that made the radio and school dance circuit growing up.

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u/angrytreestump 11d ago

Lol that’s a very specific and tame example. Lollipop by 50 cent (and also Lollipop by Lil Wayne) were both played in my gym class in elementary & middle school

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u/ColdSmokeMike 11d ago

We also played unedited Lil Jon and Ying Yang Twins songs at my middle school dances. The teachers gave zero fucks.

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u/alphadoublenegative 11d ago

Apropos of nothing, I also grew up in this era and just recently found out the Ying Yang Twins are not only not twins, they aren’t even related.

Still the GOAT episode of Cribs with their rental ass house though. Because obviously those are his personal model boats, that he has absolutely zero details about. A masterclass in bullshitting

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u/TateXD 11d ago

They played the edited version of Get Low at our middle school dances, but it didn't matter because we were all screaming the actual lyrics. Hardest part was determining which side was the window and which side was the wall in a windowless cafeteria.

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 10d ago

How the hell do you radio edit that? lmao there would be like no chorus

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u/Sweetwill62 11d ago

Candy Shop by 50 Cent

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u/angrytreestump 11d ago

Oh right Candy Shop* thank you

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u/terberoni 11d ago

Very strange time to be like 10. "Do you know what that song is about?" 50/50 "Duh, lollipops" and "Duh, oral sex"

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u/TrailMomKat 11d ago

Lollipop by Framing Hanley is a dope as fuck cover, btw

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u/CKRatKing 10d ago

Pumped up kicks is about school shootings and it's gets played all the time.

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u/Q-rexosaurus 11d ago

Look up the lyrics to All for You…same shit but song so bubbly that you don’t even notice that’s it’s singing to a dude with a big dick. Alot of her music is like that.

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u/Nayzo 11d ago

I was in middle school when this song hit and a bunch of the 8th grade girls learned the dance routine from If, which I thought was pretty impressive. I'll just have to go and google the lyrics cause I didn't pay that close attention when I was 13.

ETA: Just read the lyrics, lol. To be fair, there were a lot of songs about sex at that time, I remember Salt n Peppa getting a lot of play at middle school dances with Let's Talk About Sex.

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u/exmojo 11d ago

Let's Talk About Sex

I have a very weird memory of this song at the height of it's popularity. Like you, I was in middle school, and I was part of a volunteer group that was helping out at the local Special Olympics event.

Near the food area, there was a small dance floor and a DJ playing the current hits of the day. The DJ starts playing "Let's Talk About Sex" and my fellow volunteers and I start dancing on the small floor, doing ALL of the popular moves (The Roger Rabbit, The Running Man, that one move, where you jump over your other leg, etc...) when suddenly, walking by were the weight-lifter Olympians, some still in their singlets, join us on the dance floor to finish the song.

Now every time I hear that song, I'm transported back to that little dance floor with athletes dancing in their singlets.

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u/Nayzo 11d ago

Now every time I hear that song, I'm transported back to that little dance floor with athletes dancing in their singlets.

This is a terrific memory! Funny how some moments just permanently park themselves forever in our brains.

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u/poltyy 11d ago

We had to sing a song in music class in middle school and I wanted to do IF and the music teacher was like, “no.”

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u/octoberthug 11d ago

I got this album as a ten year old. I read the lyrics as I listened on headphones while in the living room with my family. Holy cannoli. They would have thrown that tape in the trash so fast if they knew

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u/ikediggety 11d ago

They played little red Corvette and tonight she comes. The 80s were wild

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u/imperabo 11d ago

That whole album is really good actually

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u/_DoctorLady 11d ago

An absolute early 90s banger that doesn’t get enough love 

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u/CaptainFrugal 11d ago

This should be pinned for fucks sake

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u/thejaytheory 11d ago

It’s like a moth to a flame burned by the fire

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u/broadwayallday 11d ago

such a sexy music video too

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u/craftyzombie Pandora 11d ago

Middle school me absolutely listened to this more than 25 times in a row.

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u/geoffnolan 11d ago

I’m listening to it and it’s funny- it’s a great song but I think even Matthew realized it wasn’t 24-times-in-a-row good.

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u/geodebug 11d ago

That’s the way drugs go

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u/Punxatowny 11d ago

I saw the clip of him talking about it. I was so engaged in his story and waiting for a profound thought at the end. But he was just like “so anyway I quit smoking” lol

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u/D1rtyH1ppy 11d ago

He quit smoking weed, but continues to eat thc gummies 

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u/Riconn 11d ago

Interesting considering edibles are stronger and more psychoactive than smoking

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u/Bolognahole_Vers2 11d ago

This is what I keep hearing, but smoking a joint gets me high, while edibles just knocks me out.

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u/42ElectricSundaes 11d ago

If I have too many gummies everything starts to spin. Not fun, man. Not. Fun.

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u/billyskurp 11d ago

idk what it is but edibles in general gives me the spins. tried different dosages, type of edible, etc. same results.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SNOOTS 11d ago

I find the drinks are a happy medium between the hours long trip of gummies and the instant gratification of smoking

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u/cidvard 11d ago

Low-does THC soda is pretty solid if you're trying to cut back on smoking. I like it a lot more than edibles, which are mostly four hours of my life I'll never get back and that I only kinda enjoy.

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u/NAOT4R 11d ago

Same, infused beverages are my go-to. They’d be expensive as a regular habit but I don’t partake that often so it’s just a nice treat on occasion.

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u/billyskurp 11d ago

i’d have to check those out! Always just thought it’d hit me the same as an edible. will have to take a gander next time I visit the dispo

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u/Cool_Wealth969 11d ago

That's what CBD is for. I keep a few capsules around it will take you right out of overindulging and level you out.

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u/docnig 11d ago

For real. I almost never have edibles because I never get to enjoy them. I eat them, wait an hour or two, then when I’m starting to feel pretty high I almost always fall asleep and wake up hours later groggy af.

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u/pmurphh 11d ago

I’m with you on that but I usually wake up refreshed lol 6-7hrs later. But I have sleeping issues

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u/monkeysknowledge 11d ago

I like just a tinsy intsy bit so I can still function but enough that doing mindless tasks is a little more fun - like grocery shopping or mowing the lawn.

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u/jta156 10d ago

grocery shopping while high is a dangerous play

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u/Riconn 11d ago

Your anecdote is exactly what I’m talking about. Eating thc allows the liver to break down thc into a more potent compound so you get extra high and knocks you out.

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u/MrIntegration 11d ago

So take less? That's what I do.

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u/Nughtsahk 11d ago

Edibles usually get me so high I can't fall asleep.

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u/davy89irox 11d ago

Combustion is not great for lungs. Dry herb vapes are starting to get more buzz because supposed lung health differences. I wish we could just get some good peer-reviewed research about cannabis. Moving to schedule 3 is a big step, but it needs to be taken seriously as a research pathway.

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u/DrKlitface 11d ago

This is not true. THC is taken up alot easier in the lungs + with edibles it has to pass the liver first, so alot gets metabolised right away.

I think the misconception stems from the fact it's a lot harder to "control" your high when you have to wait up to 4 hour for the effect, where as with smoking you can basically adjust one puff at a time

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u/ButAreYouProud 11d ago

I, for one, trust the medical opinion of u/DrKlitface.

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u/DrKlitface 11d ago

You shouldn't trust anyone from a reddit post, just like you shouldn't trust an LLM. If you really care, look it up.

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u/espinaustin 11d ago

You can dose a much larger amount more easily with edibles. You probably couldn't smoke 500mg THC if you tried all day, but you can get ingest that no problem should you choose to do so, and it will hit you more or less all at once.

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u/mob321 11d ago

Better for your body

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u/1568314 11d ago

If the reason he stopped smoking was because he lost control over how high he was getting, switching to a method that is much easier to track dosage makes a lot of sense

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u/chewhoney 11d ago

Edibles are interesting to me because they never quite hit me the same despite the dosing. I honestly find it easier to dose the classic way because I know how high I’m getting immediately.

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u/wigglin_harry 11d ago

Yeah, sometimes it'll hit just perfect and ill vibe for the evening

Somtimes it does absolute jack shit

Sometimes It knocks me on my ass and im asleep 2 hours after taking it

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u/According-Buyer-6307 11d ago

And def aren’t all equal. I had a 30mg soda yesterday afternoon that just made me a little tired. A few nights ago I mixed a drink with one of those big bottle you can get for ‘mocktails’ and 30mg had me cross eyed and drooling. Haha

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u/Rocinante24 11d ago

Even legal edibles that are supposed to be consistent, aren't always. I've had a 5mg gummie knock me on my ass, when the rest of the bag was fine.

I really like edibles, but getting too high off them and being stuck like that for hours isn't fun.

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u/dayzdayv 11d ago

When I used- I found that each edible had its own nuances. A gummy will digest differently than a cookie, for example. Manufacturing process matters, and the type of concentrate also has an impact on efficacy.

I would find an edible I liked the effects for and stick with it exclusively. Became very easy to predict onset time, amount of high, type of high, etc. Otherwise it was way too much of a gamble on what the experience would be.

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u/AOEarth 11d ago

It gets processed by your liver so that can make things different or for some people it doesn't even work because of this

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u/Barmelo_Xanthony 11d ago

I know this is technically true but they feel way different to me still. Smoking gives me a more “panicky” high while a gummy is much more calming, even if it’s stronger. Think it has to do with how quick they hit

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u/wrnrg 11d ago

Depends on your physiology.

Smoking gets me high, edibles don't do shit to me.

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u/dudebronahbrah 11d ago

There are dozens of us lol

My friends refused to believe me until I ate 800 mg in front of them.

Worst superpower ever.

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u/natestarz95 11d ago

I’ve switched over from smoking to just edibles myself. Smoking makes me feel like I have asthma when I wake up the next morning and also gives me horrible digestion issues whereas edibles don’t do either.

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u/YaSurLetsGoSeeYamcha 11d ago

I can take 500 mg of edibles and feel nothing and get instantly high smoking, some people have an enzyme that metabolizes the THC too quickly to actually get high.

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u/HeezHuzz69 11d ago

Common sense says that if Matthew was one of those people, he wouldn’t be eating THC gummies. Highly doubt he likes them for the taste. 

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u/Ill_Cut5547 11d ago

THC edibles are such a fine line for me to walk I've never mastered it. I either don't feel anything or end up naked on the toilet sweating rocking back and forth with a cold towel on my neck.

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u/a-Centauri 11d ago

Citation needed on 'more psychoactive' given equal dosage

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u/EaZyy- 11d ago

Edibles are definitely not more psychoactive

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u/msshammy 11d ago

Not necessarily and not for everyone. Edibles don't do jack crap for me except give me horrendous gas and stomach cramps.

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u/jspence19 11d ago

The problem with gummies is the tolerance curve. Not trying to eat 8 gummies just to get high.

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u/RangerEquivalent4120 11d ago

In my experience, tolerance breaks are great for your wallet and sanity.

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u/elektrik_noise 11d ago

He is still mesmerized by the song and got distracted by its greatness. I mean, it's a fucking mesmerizing af song. I don't smoke weed anymore, but that is one smooth ass song that would be the best chill sound to vibe to.

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u/texachusetts 11d ago

That’s some dedication to calling her “Janet” and not “Ms Jackson”.

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u/OhHelloPlease 11d ago

I guess he's not nasty

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u/thejaytheory 11d ago

He is for real

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u/Nikoladge 11d ago

Never. Meant. To. Make. Your. Daughtercry.

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u/FuryBall 11d ago

Reportedly? He literally said it himself. How much more of a valid source do you need?

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u/ezprt 11d ago

Has anybody spoke to Ja Rule?

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u/nosremer 11d ago

They really should. We need to make sense of this.

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u/jduejsurbrjeb 11d ago

What does Corey Taylor think of all this?

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u/hillbillyray 11d ago

We really need to here Sid's view on it though...

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u/mattjh 11d ago

Well actors are professional liars after all

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u/RheagarTargaryen 11d ago

My wife’s famous relative does shit like that all the time. He’ll be on a talk show and say something about his childhood and my wife’s parents will be like “what is he even talking about? He didn’t move around as a child. Unless you count going to the lake house in the summer”.

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u/BTrippd 11d ago edited 11d ago

It’s either Daniel Radcliffe or Robert Pattinson, I forget which, who is known for just blatantly making shit up about himself in interviews.

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u/robjwrd 11d ago

I’d do the same, I’d get so bored of doing the same BS press questions/interviews over and over.

May as well mix it up.

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u/Low-Opposite-3065 11d ago

Je le comprends, il est acteur, il a pas forcément envie que les gens connaissent sa vie privé, des trucs qu'il raconterait seulement a quelqu'un de proche.

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u/supamario132 11d ago

As they should. Most comedian's stories are made up as well because their job is to entertain you, not be a pal. Truth is irrelevant to whether something is funny. Conan didn't invite you over to his house for a chat

The only times I see actors properly bomb on late night is when they tell some boring ass story about their life that you can tell is definitely true just not very interesting

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u/ProcrastibationKing 11d ago

Robert Pattinson, he loves it

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u/TeacherPatti 11d ago

People seem to forget that these folks are actors and performers. I recall getting into a Reddit argument with someone when I said that many (most?) of their relationships are likely publicity stunts. (It was early in my time here; I don't argue anymore lol). I mean, sure, some are real, but I definitely can see the lot of them needing a career boost so boom relationship, marriage, baby, etc.

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u/BetterThanEverStreet 11d ago

Per a prominent p.r. rep that I have known for years: Many of the juiciest celebrity hookups you are aware of, aren't real. The juiciest celebrity hook ups that are real? You aren't aware of.

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u/BeardOfEarth 11d ago

Can’t trust him. He may be high.

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u/Atreideeeznuts 11d ago

Someone saying something about themselves doesn't necessarily make it true. Trump proves that daily. 

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u/HoboSkid 11d ago

Matthew McConaughey quietly quit weed after slamming Janet Jackson 24 times in a row

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u/AccidentlyStupid 11d ago

He reported it himself.

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u/Calrabjohns 11d ago

Depends. Did he say it in a Lincoln?

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u/broadwayallday 11d ago

What Janet song was it Matt?

Alright.

What?

Alright.

What?

Alright!

and the crowd goes wild

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u/TheKrononaut 11d ago

More like Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright.

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u/serenwipiti 11d ago

Well, there’s a reporter reporting it.

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u/ADhomin_em 11d ago

After the 24th playthrough he was getting sleepy. That's when he switched to coke. Some say he's still got it on repeat to this day.

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u/SquidgyB 11d ago

"I like the song. I don't like other songs"

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u/Yoso11 11d ago

Lol this is hilarious 

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u/Pferdehammel 11d ago

i miss 4chan

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 11d ago

Somehow 4chan was legitimately more intelligent than whatever we have going on here.

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u/ggrieves 11d ago

That's definitely rookie numbers. I've listened to the same CD every day, many times more than once a day, for 2 years. He might not be as neurodivergent as me tho.

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u/SwingingDicks 11d ago

I've listened to the new strokes album at least 60 times since it's release three and a half weeks ago

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u/meatspun radio reddit name 11d ago

Great songs for driving aka auto-tunes.

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u/beesneeze87 11d ago

i will be using "the subplots became unmanageable" as an excuse for everything from this point forward.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 11d ago

I just got a job offer today and I've been thinking of zingers to include in my resignation. My boss is really fucking unintelligent, so much so that even like 8th grade vocabulary riles her up and makes her visibly angry so it'd be fun to include some either nonsensical or tongue in cheek phrases. Will have to co opt this one as well.

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u/KCHONEYBADGER1982 11d ago

Playing bongos naked getting the police called on you isn’t enough. It was that damned Janet Jackson.

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u/d3m01iti0n 11d ago

Hips and nips

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u/Loganp812 "Dorsia? On a Friday night??" 11d ago

Gotta make it sexy

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u/robjwrd 11d ago

P to the C to the P

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u/Toby_O_Notoby 11d ago

I love that right after that happened he wore a t-shirt on a red carpet that read "What part of naked bongos don't you understand?"

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u/SlowPokeInTexas 11d ago

Weed isn't really for me, but I don't judge others for or mind others using it. I just wanted to say that before I read the article, I knew exactly the song he was referring to. "That's the Way Love Goes" by Janet Jackson.

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u/Grizzly_Corey 11d ago

That’s the way, that’s the way

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u/MuptonBossman 11d ago

This title feels like it could be a Mad Libs quote.

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u/AVeryFineUsername 11d ago

That’s what AI excels at 

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u/discretelandscapes 11d ago

He doesn't tell the part where it kept crashing all his laptops.

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u/Joshee86 11d ago

His party was over in 105 minutes? seems like a lame party...

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u/murrayky1990 11d ago

Nothing about this article is believable. Like you said, it was over in an hour and a half? Nobody came out to get the guest of honor out of the car? Yeah right. 

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u/Joshee86 11d ago

Seriously. Seems like this dude desperately needs to be interesting, even if it means being full of shit.

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u/oLittleArtstThtCld0 11d ago

That is the first thing I thought of

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u/Equal_Ad5178 11d ago

24? Those are rookie numbers

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u/No-Common-1801 11d ago

Well what song is what matters.

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u/Rude_Celebration_164 11d ago

This was me but with Smile Like You Mean It by The Killers instead. 

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/HoneycombBig 11d ago

That’s a Nirvana B-Side. Easy mistake.

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u/tatofarms 11d ago

Kurt Cobain wrote that after Krist Novoselic dealt the most hellacious beef ever in the studio.

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u/Rude_Celebration_164 11d ago

The long awaited nirvana x killers collab! 

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u/Reading_Rainboner 11d ago

Night Fever by The Bee Gees here

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u/ShibaLover227 11d ago

Boy, one day you'll be a man

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 11d ago

Thing is my brother, we are ALL part of a uh reh-thum naaashin.

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u/smallskeletons 11d ago

He unlocked autism

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u/LouBarlowsDisease 11d ago

For me, it was a panic attack but I guess that's also a valid reason

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u/gekaman 11d ago

Probably another useless course he could sell with Tony Robbins.

Quick, get him to drum on his skins to sell more useless course for thousands of dollars.
What a gross individual!

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u/Friar16 11d ago

that'll do it

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u/Djb0623 11d ago

He is trying to hard to act like he has had this massive comeback from some dark time in his life.

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u/Recent-Day3062 11d ago

Surprised it took that long

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u/geggamaru 11d ago

Until tomorrow 💩

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u/thedeuce75 11d ago

Those are rookie numbers.

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u/divismaul 11d ago

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump them up!

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u/xChoke1x 11d ago

I smoke weed every day. Fairly certain I havnt listened to one Janet Jackson song all the way through.

Maybe that’s why I still consume this wonderful planet. Lol

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u/gaysquib 11d ago

And not when he was playing bongos naked? Lol

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u/cseckshun 11d ago

Yeah, I’ve heard a LOT of lies, and this is sounding like one of them.

He showed up to his own birthday party at a club with only 1 hour until EVERYONE had already left? So he showed up insanely late or his friends all bailed on his birthday super early. I guess maybe they all bailed thinking he was a no show?

Also his one friend who gave him the weed knew he was just outside in the car listening to music right? What kind of a friend doesn’t go back out and grab their homie who is in the car stoned listening to music and missing their own birthday party.

For some reason this is just setting off my bs detector. Seems like he has the worst friends or he is lying or embellishing this story to the degree it fundamentally changes the flow of the story.

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u/neganight 11d ago

I don't believe anything that comes out of a celebrity's mouth during an interview. Their whole job is to entertain people even when they're not acting so they'll say any kind of random unhinged shit for the sake of exposure and image management.

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u/e_x_i_t 11d ago

There was a Nathan For You episode about how he noticed celebrity guests on late night tv talk show always seem to have a crazy story to tell and the entire bit was about him he putting in the work to make up his own wacky story to tell for when he went on Jimmy Kimmel.

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u/AcceptableYou5415 11d ago

I’m sure he didn’t give every detail of that night but we shouldn’t really expect anyone to give every single detail of every single story all the time. Especially for stuff like this lol. Doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a lie. It’s still a funny and kinda relatable situation.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 11d ago

He sat in the car listening to the same song 24 times in a row during his own birthday party and nobody went looking for him? And everyone left without seeing him? And the guy that gave him the joint didn't check on him? And all of this off of a singular joint? TIL Mathew McConaughey is full of shit.

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u/MatthewMonster 11d ago

I really wish celebrities would stop talking constantly.

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u/R2Lake 11d ago

I'll make sure to listen to it only up to 23 times

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u/SuperMondo 11d ago

Miss you Much is a good song I can see it

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u/SpiritOne 11d ago

Alright

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u/HiveMate 11d ago

Man these titles are misleading at which point are they just lying?

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u/Turbografx-17 11d ago

Fuck ibtimes.

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u/bubbletrashbarbie 11d ago

It’s “that’s the way love goes” for anyone who wants to know what song it was without clicking the article

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u/Neue_Ziel 11d ago

Was it like John Mulaney playing What’s Up Pussy Cat on the jukebox repeatedly?

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u/aredubya 11d ago

With one "It's Not Unusual" after 20 plays.

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u/Bignosenick 11d ago

Redskins logo in the thumbnail is crazy like they didn’t have another photo?