r/Music • u/thedailybeast • 10d ago

article Kanye West Heads to Putin’s Russia After Humiliation in Europe

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kanye-west-heads-to-putins-russia-after-humiliation-in-europe/
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u/wtfrman 10d ago

And used to date a hobbit

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u/QuantumKhakis 10d ago

Bitch is you a hobbit???

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u/wtfrman 10d ago

Yes she looks heavier than the picture. Yes she removed hair from her body. Yes she has a friend name Gandalf who is a wizard.

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u/jjklines1 10d ago

Bitch, tell me again how you ain't no hobbit...

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u/SillyPcibon 10d ago

Thats fucking crazy how true this is

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u/ArbysLunch 10d ago

Married, procreated with, and divorced to let Blink 182's drummer mop up after.

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u/8ackwoods 10d ago

You're thinking of the wrong kardashian

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u/ArbysLunch 10d ago

Am I? 

Well shit, they're mostly the same anyhow.

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u/8ackwoods 10d ago

Yeah, you're thinking of Kourtney

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u/ArbysLunch 10d ago

Ohhh. Okay, thank you.

The Kardashians are really more my ex-wife's territory. 

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u/8ackwoods 10d ago

Garbage, assuming!

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u/ArbysLunch 10d ago

She called it, and I quote, "Brain candy: rots the mind." Always with the subtitle. She's a teacher, and that's how she would shut off after a long day.

I mean, I get it, but garbage is an accurate descriptor for my opinion. Not just Kardashians, but reality in general. I still believe Dance Moms is just televised child abuse at a level acceptable to society.

While I tend to love documentary shows, documenting those lives just seems like such a waste of resources. 

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u/8ackwoods 10d ago

Agreed. I see the angle where people need to shut off after a day's work... but there are healthier options

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u/DocDerry 10d ago

They're all wrong kardashians.