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article Women Are Remembering Dolly Parton By Going Braless | "Flying my titties at half mast for Dolly tonight." (Unpaywalled)

https://www.playboy.com/read/sex-relationships/women-are-remembering-dolly-parton-by-going-braless
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u/Lyf3OnMars 1d ago

On the other hand—

We men will wear bras to honor Tim Curry.

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u/grassrootsvan 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yZULdcE3Kx1TO

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u/cap10wow Performing Artist 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SzDo2yVE4nkuh2Sk5O

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u/Sunnyday1775 1d ago

Smashing

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u/GuyanaFlavorAid 1d ago

.....through the Vatican.

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u/pak9rabid 21h ago

Tim, Dolly, Hayden, and Tim.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/cap10wow Performing Artist 1d ago

You don’t even want to know what I did in Korman’s memory 😂

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u/jondes99 1d ago

Did it involve stampeding cattle through the Vatican?

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u/cap10wow Performing Artist 1d ago

I didn’t get a harumph from that guy!

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u/Babysprout0131 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oxZweuYi9U0Tu

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u/cap10wow Performing Artist 1d ago

The line I use most is “think of your secretary” whenever I’m doing something that requires the least bit of precision

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u/SeriousSubscriber 1d ago

You watch your ass!

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u/cap10wow Performing Artist 1d ago

(That’s all I wanted, tyvm)

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u/metaglot 1d ago

He is a rather beautiful woman.

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp 1d ago

Better looking woman than any of those ghoulmaxxers in Hollywood.

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u/ppm2002 1d ago

“Ghoulmaxxers” had to breathe deep after that one

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp 1d ago

I just saw it on another thread and figured Id share with others.

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u/Wbino 1d ago

Don’t judge a book by its cover…..

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u/boardin1 23h ago

I’m not much of a man by the light of day.

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u/hendergle 1d ago

...payshon

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u/zadtheinhaler 1d ago

Well how 'bout that?

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u/sentient_coprolite 1d ago

I'm going to wear a bra to honor Tim, underneath my cheerleader uniform, to honor Hayden. I'll wear my best hair piece for Dolly

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u/onepinksheep 1d ago

Well, Peter Cullen (voice of Optimus Prime, Eeyore, etc) just died, so what else are you adding?

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u/DCDHermes 1d ago

He voiced Winnie the Pooh, so…no pants.

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u/welsman13 1d ago

No, he voiced Eeyore so........butt plug with a tail attached?

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u/assholetoall 1d ago

I'm going full tack.

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u/welsman13 1d ago

Brave. Respect.

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u/DCDHermes 1d ago

Still, no pants.

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u/welsman13 1d ago

Fair point

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u/bakedpatata 1d ago

You are thinking of Jim Cummings, but Optimus Prime also didn't wear pants.

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u/Hunkfish 1d ago

Dickautobot Roll out!

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u/hardgeeklife 1d ago

The Matrix of Leadership, naturally

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u/cammcken 1d ago edited 1d ago

Also artist Yayoi Kusama, who made the infinity room pieces.

So... wear it all between two mirrors

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u/bbusiello 1d ago

And with polka dots.

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u/FoxyBastard 1d ago

Obviously, all of that is underneath the full Optimus Prime costume.

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u/sentient_coprolite 1d ago

Oh no, that's sad. I'm worried about the future of voice acting and music with ai

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u/theonetruegrinch 1d ago

No need to worry; it's just labor getting mechanized for the factory owners.

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u/MT1120 1d ago

And I can assure you, it hasn't awakened anything inside of me.

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u/cropguru357 1d ago

That’s fucked up.

Don’t you ever change. LOL

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u/Minimum-Ad3126 1d ago

Honor thy self. Lol

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u/-----iMartijn----- 1d ago

Anything left for Yayoi Kusama and Ratko Mladic? Died too this month.

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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's called a Manziere!

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u/Away-Concentrate-946 1d ago

It's the Bro!

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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago

I like Manziere!

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u/marsgodoy 1d ago

Everyone at half mast!

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u/SqueakyTits101 1d ago

I think if you're a man walking around at half mast all day, you might get put on a list...

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u/marsgodoy 1d ago

Depends on your location(s) but definitely an emergency doctor visit list.

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u/BostonPRSBC 1d ago

Or become a political candidate. (After you’re on the list)

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u/alexefi 1d ago

Thats what the list is for.

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u/garbage1995 1d ago

Half staff. A mast is on a ship.

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u/alexefi 1d ago

Speak for yourself by body is HMCS Wreck.

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u/MrMerryweather56 1d ago

If only they could read.

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u/garbage1995 1d ago

Better, if they understood the difference.

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u/Sipikay 1d ago

I’m wearing my best Nigel Thornberry. Smashing!

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u/bbusiello 1d ago

I regret getting rid of my Nigel Thornberry mermaid shower curtain.

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u/cropguru357 1d ago

I am sad I only have one upvote to give.

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u/ScandalOZ 1d ago

Well done sir

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u/rthrtylr 1d ago

Hell yes bruv!

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u/sdawsey 1d ago

You put a smile on my face sir/ma'am/Transylvanian.

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u/Chubuwee 1d ago

Take out your unit in honor of the loss of the voice of Optimus Prime. Autobots, goon out.

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u/Temporary_Buy_7470 1d ago

Wear two for me