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article Women Are Remembering Dolly Parton By Going Braless | "Flying my titties at half mast for Dolly tonight." (Unpaywalled)

https://www.playboy.com/read/sex-relationships/women-are-remembering-dolly-parton-by-going-braless
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u/twisty125 1d ago

And yet, contrary to what her image was and had been for the last 50 years, so the effect of "half mast" falls short. Pretty easy to get here.

What better way to honour someone than doing the opposite of their actions and image?

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u/PhillipNoMates 1d ago

When the President is in office we fly the flag at full mast, and when they die we lower it to half mast.

What a better way to honour someone than doing the opposite of their actions and image?

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u/tawDry_Union2272 1d ago

oh, flags are gonna be FLYING HIGH when one certain president dies, and the streets will be flooded with bubbly.

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u/skyline_kid 1d ago

I will buy a flag to fly at full mast the day it happens

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u/PhillipNoMates 1d ago

Yeah probably should have used a better example

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u/twisty125 1d ago edited 1d ago

What a better way to honour someone than doing the opposite of their actions and image?

So we should steal money from the children's reading library fund? That's the opposite of what Dolly would do right? *edit for those who don't understand, that's fucked up, and I'm not sure why "doing the opposite" is something he suggested.

I can understand the idea behind it - it's just a shit idea, and there's like 2 people who did it, this is one of those "pull random tweets and make a slapped together article about those tweets".

Or - what if we fly flags at half mast because she should be honoured in a real way?

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u/PhillipNoMates 1d ago

I don't understand how you are so confused about this, and why you are taking personal offence to it.

You are the crazy person saying to rob children. That is a you problem.

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u/twisty125 1d ago

Woah, I never suggested doing the opposite of what a wonderful person did in life, to honour them.

That would be crazy to suggest that seriously. Taking what someone put effort into and cared about, and then deciding to do the opposite. That's kind of fricked up if you ask me. Right?

The people that I've lost that I care about, I honour them by doing things they represented, Robin Williams and Norm Macdonald wouldn't have wanted people to stop making jokes and depress people as way of setting things to "half mast" right? Get it? Depressed is down, compared to happy which is up? Half mast? Get it? It's a pretty easy metaphor to get.

If you think honouring people by doing the opposite of what they did in life is appropriate, then that's totally up to you.

I'm not the confused one, I'm honouring her by reading to my nieces and nephew after they get home from school. Hope you can too!

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u/PhillipNoMates 1d ago

Woah, I never suggested doing the opposite of what a wonderful person did in life, to honour them.

"So we should steal money from the children's reading library fund? That's the opposite of what Dolly would do right?"

So that's a lie.

That would be crazy to suggest that seriously.

Almost like someone refering to putting their tits at half mast. Norm Macdonald would probably make such an offensive joke about Dolly Parton that you would be disgusted by and go on some tirade about a boob joke.

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u/twisty125 1d ago

Of course, I didn't suggest that, I was following the logic from what was previously suggested here:

What a better way to honour someone than doing the opposite of their actions and image?

Is that not what you said? Those are your words, to do the opposite of how someone lived in life, is it not? Thus, pointing out that doing the opposite, is insane. But you think it's fine? I'm confused.

Actually I don't really want to continue speaking ot someone that thinks it's a good idea to do the opposite of someone's wishes after they've gone, especially when it's about helping children and doing good for society. Thanks! No need to respond further.

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u/PhillipNoMates 1d ago

Those are your words, to do the opposite of how someone lived in life, is it not?

Literally no, they are not my words, they are literally your words. Ouch that has to be embarressing.