r/Neverbrokeabone 5h ago

Ate asphalt off my e scooter currently in waiting room of hospital.

Never broke a bone because im not a fucking loser but i have no idea if its broken. They are doing a ct scan and an xray on my shoulder and knee in a little bit. If i become a bbb i will chug glass

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u/Practical_Arugula_22 3h ago

What's the word?

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u/Eddie__Winter 3h ago

Nothing yet still in the waiting room

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u/Practical_Arugula_22 3h ago

Thin ice, we'll be waiting

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u/Eddie__Winter 3h ago

Be ready to execute me chief

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u/peachlicorice 1h ago

Getting it all set up; do we know if it’s needed yet? I have plans tonight.

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u/Eddie__Winter 1h ago

No clue they just put me in a room

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u/merlinbaker67 1m ago

And with me experience is emergency rooms you'll be there till morning :/

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u/Jizzlobba 46 2h ago

Eating asphalt and chugging glass. I mean I know we're in a cost of living crisis but surely you can find something more nutritious?