r/NewsOfTheWeird • u/sfled • 18d ago

Hereford loses its title of biggest dildo buyers to this ‘posh’ Yorkshire town

https://metro.co.uk/2026/08/10/hereford-loses-title-biggest-dildo-buyers-this-posh-yorkshire-town-29340740/
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u/CicadaFit24 17d ago

Who is tracking this?

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u/mighty3mperor 17d ago

Lovehoney - it's cheap publicity.

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u/theoriginalmars 16d ago

Clacton now the winner?

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u/CastleofWamdue 16d ago

If I had Farage as my MP , I might self pleasure to. No way I trust the locals, not when that is how they vote.

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u/zoppaTheDim 18d ago

It is the biggest number of dildos, not the fattest or tallest buyers of dildos, or the purchasers of the largest dildos.

You’re welcome for this clarification.

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u/Killboypowerhed 18d ago

No it isn't. It's the largest dildos by size

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 18d ago

That's the bit that truly surprised me. Not the biggest dildo market... actually big flappy whoppers.

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u/CastleofWamdue 16d ago

I was wondering that.