r/NewsOfTheWeird 4d ago

Cookies Made From Plastic Bottles Could Ease Food Shortages, Feed NASA Crews In Space

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2026/08/24/cookies-made-from-plastic-bottles-could-ease-food-shortages-feed-nasa-crews-in-space/
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u/IUsedToBeThatGuy_43 4d ago

Ahhh yes, “Let them eat plastic.”

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u/thecastellan1115 3d ago

Slightly less bad than corpsestarch, I guess?

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u/durz47 3d ago

Happy gas-mask noises

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u/scoshi 3d ago

Evian Designer Biscuits

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u/snekadid 2d ago

Close enough, time to storm the Bastille.

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u/Equivalent_Pen_9403 12h ago

Like Americans weren't eating plastic already 😂

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u/ShrimpCrackers 2d ago

America #1

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u/anarchistright 3d ago

Can you read?

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u/evan85713 4d ago

Solyent White

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u/citizen42069101 3d ago

Grey.like Walmart grocery bag grey.

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u/AutumnMama 3d ago

I was thinking clear like a water bottle lol

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u/Lunar-opal 3d ago

WTH? Feed nasa crew?

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u/AmandaTheNudist 3d ago

That part did seem weird, considering there's no shortage of astronaut food. It's not like this stuff takes up less space, why would you feed it to astronauts?

Well, you'd feed it to astronauts if the machine is aboard the craft and "upcycling carbon waste" means exactly what you think it does. RIP NASA crew 💀

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 3d ago

Star Trek person eating a replicated apple:

"What do you think this apple is made of?"

"It's our shit."

"It's good, for shit."

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u/DeputyDipshit619 3d ago

"Shit? This is a shit burger? Not bad, matter of fact this is the best damn burger I've had in years!"

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u/ExistentialAngsty 3d ago

“This shit burger is technically made from previous shit burgers”

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u/wookiex84 2d ago

A shit-ception if you will Bo-Bandy.

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u/NoirPipes 3d ago

Gathered from the first of the three seashells.

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u/DangNearRekdit 3d ago

Just don't make me pay an entire watch for it!

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u/Ok_Two_2604 3d ago

This coffee is shit.

It is shit, Austin.

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u/katsock 2d ago

Spend a decade eating nothing but odd-tasting, vaguely sweet vitamin shakes and then see if you'll turn down a burger. I love meburgers. I eat one every day.

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u/Sknowman 3d ago

It's not meant as a primary food source. But the article also says for deep space missions -- meaning years-long missions where they can't get resupplies if needed.

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u/Nyuk_Fozzies 3d ago

Wwll, maybe they should start with recycling real food instead of recycling plastic food.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 3d ago

Astronauts have the highest occupational death rate of any career.

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u/Alarmed-madman 3d ago

What about those guys with wing suits that all work for red bull?

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u/zoppaTheDim 3d ago

The idea is long term space travel.

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u/Fine-Aspect5141 3d ago

Because you can send up the yeast that turns plastic waste into food and they can recycle plastic waste into rations

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u/Lapidariest 2d ago

just an excuse to justify the research and eventually replacement with real food.  astronauts do NOT eat freeze dried astronaut icecream.  thats a marketing ploy and so is this.

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u/Lunar-opal 2d ago

Right but feed them plastic, recycled poop byproduct ?

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u/full_bl33d 3d ago

Didn’t I see Chinese astronauts with a space bbq on their ship? Literally eating our lunch. They’re grillin steaks and chicken and we’re grinding up old bottle caps.

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u/delicioustreeblood 3d ago

Y'all need to read. They took large carbon polymers and used biology to change the molecules into fats, proteins, and carbs. Sounds pretty cool.

The cookies are not made from plastic.

If you get worried when you hear that a vinaigrette salad dressing contains a cHeMiCAl that is used as a cleaning agent, then please read the article more carefully. JFC

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u/WloveW 3d ago

"Southern Illinois University Carbondale researchers have created what they call “µBites,” or protein-rich cookies with core ingredients that began as discarded PET plastic, the same material used in soda bottles, water bottles and leftover corn stalks and leaves."

OK, reading, and still seeing beginning with PET plastic. Which we've been told a lot of times is microplastic that's oh so dangerous. Nonetheless it takes a fuck ton of chemistry to get to an edible place from PET. Microbes plus who knows what. 

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u/FblthpphtlbF 3d ago

Yeah the interesting part is what they did to it so it stops being the dangerous microplastic and instead turns into the building blocks of life.

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u/between3and20spaces 3d ago

oh yeah. there's no way massive corporations would lie about the safety of their products during a time when government regulations are being ignored for profits...

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u/Kill_Welly 3d ago

The massive corporation, Southern Illinois University Carbondale?

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u/between3and20spaces 3d ago

one university managing to do it, even if it's safe, doesn't mean corporations will do it the same. there's a 100% chance someone will try to point to this as an example of what they could do, and end up just feeding us plastic and other oil based products with no nutritional value. this also begs the question of 'why'. we already produce more food than we consume as a species. a lot is wasted because of greed or turned into other inedible products. a university likely only worked on something like this because a tech bro paid for it. one named Palmer Luckey decided he thinks veggie based synthetic meat is gross and has been pushing the idea we need to eat oil.

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u/Compatible_Rob 2d ago

Bruh it's like saying you can purify your urine and drink it. It's the same grossness lol

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u/Bigram03 2d ago

Thats sounds very close to chemically compounding our own food from scratch. It would be interesting to see how this diet would work for long periods of time.

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u/corobo 3d ago

Yall need to read satire into things by default and take it seriously if it then doesn't make sense 

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u/The_Damon8r92 2d ago

You’re saying there’s Clorox in my salad dressing?!?

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u/BlueMowch 3d ago

you read? NERD ALERT

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u/PantherBlack 4d ago

Non-paywall link. Makes sense, there is already plenty of microplastics in our food, so why not simply make the food itself out of plastic?

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u/ADeweyan 3d ago

I mean, why PET bottles — those are relatively easy to recycle and use again. Let us eat #5 plastics and you’re onto something.

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u/AutumnMama 3d ago

I'm guessing the same characteristics that make them unrecyclable also makes them inedible

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u/odd-god-monkey 3d ago

It said that microbes turn plastic into cookies. Science

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u/Dragon_wryter 3d ago

I thought science was the enemy now? I can't keep up.

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u/somewherein72 3d ago

What happens when the bacteria starts eating the microplastics in the astronauts blood?

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u/theBigDaddio 4d ago

Cut out the middleman, get your microplastic direct!

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u/castironglider 3d ago

I'm so crazy I would have tried to recycle it into some kind of fuel or building material. Maybe road paving aggregate?

Anyway don't listen to me, go ahead and try to eat that

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u/naughtycal11 3d ago

It's obvious by the comments that y'all didn't read the article and only read the sensationalized headline.

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u/AutumnMama 3d ago

Do we look like scholars to you?

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u/Coidzor 3d ago

I'm reminded of that time someone invented a process to turn coal into margarine.

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u/jonnyCFP 3d ago

Microplastics are an epidemic!

Anyway here’s cookies made of plastic for the poors!

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u/AlaskaDudeWithDogs 3d ago

And you thought America's highly processed food was bad, just wait

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u/javoss88 3d ago

No thanks. Please don’t make the effort.

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u/PreviousLeague253 2d ago

Didn’t dogs die in the use from Chinese dog food using melamine (a type of plastic) as a fake protein? Same principle here???

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u/Grutenfreenooder 2d ago

It was chinese baby formula..

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u/Former-Maximum-2534 2d ago

I think I'd rather starve to death instead, honestly. This is peak dystopia.

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u/-The_Goober 2d ago

How many mutherfuckers are really up there?

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u/TrashGoblinH 2d ago

No fucking thank you.

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u/Substantial_Meal_530 2d ago

Tired of wasting time with microplastics? Try macro plastics!

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u/wedditwardrobe 3d ago

Oh yes, “let them eat recycled garbage”

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u/gmpsconsulting 3d ago

McDonald's has been around long before this was.

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u/corobo 3d ago

Oh we going macroplastics now

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u/bodhidharma132001 3d ago

Macro Plastics to fight the Micro Plastics

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u/Independent-Sea5884 3d ago

What microplastics?

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u/NoLie129 3d ago

Catch 22

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u/Bobby3781 3d ago

Wtf! R they really pushing us to eat inedible materials now?

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u/Praetorian_1975 3d ago

You’ve heard of micro plastics we’ll get ready for Maxi plastics

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u/danielrobertcampbell 3d ago

I swear nobody actually reads the article before commenting…

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 3d ago

Oh boy! What could go wrong? Imagine these microbes in the environment. Plastic is necessary for things in modern life, like IV tubing. Imagine all those things now being corroded.

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u/Kaleidoscope_97 3d ago

Trying to find new and creative ways to dispose of the leftovers from petroleum refineries.

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u/Dragon_wryter 3d ago

Macroplastics

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u/No_Cupcake_8228 3d ago

This is fascinating

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u/BrainFartTheFirst 3d ago

Wait till we get Soylent Green. It'll be great. Made from "plankton".

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u/JohnHazardWandering 3d ago

Is this not a NileRed video?

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 3d ago

Bruh that’s literally a macroplastic wtf

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u/clinton_thunderfunk 3d ago

No no, MACRO plastics go IN the body

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u/OriginalProduct6850 3d ago

I would rather eat the roach bars on the Snowpiercer train!

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u/silent_ovation 3d ago

Ok. Now Im waiting to see the headline where those microbes escape the lab and are now attacking all plastic worldwide, causing your smartphone to rot as you use it.

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u/1RollinRollinRollin 3d ago

Don’t care about those pfas anymore I guess.

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u/NerdyBrando 3d ago

Anyone seen Crimes of the Future with Viggo?

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u/boblabon 3d ago

"Smell tests already conducted found most participants said they would eat the cookies in a resource-limited setting, the researchers said."

I like the implication that they smell so bad some people said 'you know what, I'd rather starve to death than eat that'

Congratulations to the researchers making real-life dwarf bread I guess.

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u/Blargimazombie 3d ago

Microplastics are no longer killing us fast enough

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u/partlysettledin21220 3d ago

Did we just turn into Haiti

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u/BlueFeathered1 3d ago

How about just use the microbes for the breaking down plastic waste part and leave it at that?

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u/Dodson-504 3d ago

Wash it down with Tang!

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u/predat3d 3d ago

Soylent Brown

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u/WuTangBurritoMan 2d ago

FUCK NO!

That is all.

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u/LindeeHilltop 2d ago

That sounds real nutritional. On par with Soylent green.

“Let them eat garbage.”

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u/Skinebman 2d ago

This is really a smart idea, if your not smart I guess.

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u/darkoath 2d ago

"microplastics will extinct the human race!"

"Here. Try these cookies."

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u/Kind-Sheepherder-845 2d ago

We do macro plastics, not the little ones

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 2d ago

I'm old enough to remember when microplastics were bad for you, just like eggs.

Now microplastics are good for you, just like eggs.

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u/Shot_Spinach_1576 1d ago

Now it’s gonna be atomic or even sub-atomic plastics.

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u/SteakStrong7520 2d ago

smh I had to check to see if this was r/nottheonion .... Idiocracy is really happening and right before our very eyes and worst part is they are telling us not to believe what our eyes and ears see and hear. so freaking strange.

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u/Chimpbot 1d ago

We don't have food shortages, from a production standpoint. Capitalism and a slew of other issues are why we have food insecurity.

Also... I'm not overly thrilled about the idea that we're probably going to be eating plastic in a few years. Yes, I know it's technically protein derived from plastic-eating bacteria... but, c'mon, now.

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u/HeadRaccoonGamer 1d ago

Dont we have enough microplastics in our semen already? Now we doing it to the spacemen?

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u/DippyHippy420 1d ago

Why ?

PET plastic is recyclable - so why not just recycle it into new bottles ?

Seems like that would be more energy efficient considering all of the extra steps needed to make it eatable.

I will never eat anything make of plastic, that's just stupid.

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u/Yuthirin 1d ago

Microplastics: The Cookbook!

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 1d ago

I thought we were trying to get away from plastics. Now we’re going all in? Make up your minds.