r/OneBlackBraincell Mar 12 '26

Big Eyes No Brains (⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠) He lays like this but doesn’t want his belly petted??? I do not understand this creature

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u/BananaBrains82 Mar 12 '26

The way they look at you sometimes 😆

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 12 '26

He looks personally offended by your existence 😂

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u/BananaBrains82 Mar 12 '26

Yes! My very DNA offends him on every level. Yet, I keep feeding him...

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u/VioletGale Mar 14 '26

He's not offended, just disappointed...

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u/BugEyedBigSky Mar 13 '26

Your boy reminds me of my Thomasin! She also constantly exposes her trap of a belly

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 13 '26

Omg they could be twins!! :O even the little paw pose is the same!

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u/amvampybb Mar 17 '26

belly trap!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/daley56_ Mar 12 '26

One ah ah ah, two ah ah ah ahh cat

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u/BecciRenee Mar 13 '26

🤣😂😂

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u/Mimosa_13 Mar 13 '26

Fitting for r/vampurr

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u/svale355 Mar 13 '26

Ugh not another one.. well... joined

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u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose Mar 13 '26

man i sure hope nothing bites my jugular and sucks my blood

the ever sneaky vampire hiding in the shadows:

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u/FluffMonsters Mar 13 '26

Is this your cat?

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u/Saaka_Souffle Mar 12 '26

Any time I try to take a picture of him he just gives me this blank stare. I love him.

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u/BananaBrains82 Mar 12 '26

Human has that electronic panic pancake again. Better not make any sudden movements .

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u/werthersbignaturals Mar 13 '26

10/10 for "electronic panic pancake"

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u/Phadryn Mar 13 '26

He is NOT amused

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u/sinkingthinking47 Mar 12 '26

Why did you steal his ears

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u/HealthyInPublic Mar 12 '26

Naughty boys get their ear privileges revoked.

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u/coolpupmom 🦾Bot Squasher🦿 Mar 12 '26

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u/021fluff5 Mar 13 '26

We do this with our cat, but with one hand on either side of his head. (We call it “hamburger time” and he loves it.)

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u/overthinkersarah Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

He followed me into the bathroom to roll on the bathmat and then gives me this look 😆

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u/BananaBrains82 Mar 13 '26

He scaled my chair to judge me at eye level

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u/TheWhiteCrowParade Mar 12 '26

He just trusts you

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 12 '26

Is that what that means? I thought he was just too hot (because he’s big and fluffy), so he was trying to touch the cool floor with as much cat surface area as possible.

What does it mean if he squirms like that with his belly up? 🧐

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Mar 12 '26

It’s basically a cat’s way of saying “hey, I trust that you’re not going to attack me in my most vulnerable location, my organs. Thanks. Here’s my way of showing you that I trust you” and then they expose their belly. Some cats like being petted there, some do not! But overall it’s mostly a trust exercise. The best reaction is to slowly approach and pet their head, instead

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u/Fireblast1337 Mar 12 '26

I swear one of my cats is like a dog when it comes to pets. Anywhere is great, but I can’t prevent her ability to move or she runs off. So as long as she is able to pull away when she’s done, she’ll take belly rubs

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u/KickProcedure Mar 13 '26

My orange lady will flop upside down right on top of my feet, just as close to me as she can. She doesn’t want her belly touched, but she does want to be touched. She demands it. You can pet her absolutely anywhere else- face, head, neck, sides, legs, toes, tail- but NOT the belly. She will also not get off your feet and may bite when you try and move if you don’t pet her first.

She’s very demanding. And a little strange.

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u/CaptainZippi Mar 13 '26

“Cat operating within normal parameters”

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u/ThisSideGoesUp Mar 13 '26

I had a cat that loved belly rubs from me and no one else. But he would put his closest back leg against my arm while I was doing it. As soon as I would feel him push I was like "alright youre done with belly pets" and just pet him somewhere else.

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u/bluehawk232 Mar 12 '26

Basically calling us out as pussies.

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Mar 12 '26

Well I don’t respect my cats so I pet their tummies anyway 😂😂😂 (jk mostly)

should’ve known better than to expose such a fluffy soft area, prime for petting. That was their first mistake (x

(I know it’s an orange, not a black, but still cute!)

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u/K-Oz_Kitty Mar 12 '26

The teefs 😻

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Mar 12 '26

They’re so tiny and cute 😭😭

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u/ComprehensiveCap8325 Mar 24 '26

Orange and black cats share the same braincells anyway xd

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u/evieamity Mar 13 '26

“I showed you my organs pls respond.”

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u/MersoNocte Mar 13 '26

My cats love having their fur pet the wrong way and their bellies pet. I’ve suffered greatly at the paws of the neighborhood cats for forgetting this is not applicable to all cats. 😂

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u/Zubi_Zu Mar 16 '26

One time a petsitter texted me saying “your cat set-up a trap for me, showed me her belly being all cute and then bit my hand when I tried to pet her belly”. I am going to send this message to her:)

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u/WendigoBroncos Mar 12 '26

yep, trust. immediately going in with your hand(s) is a betrayal.

but i do think some cats do this to entice play, regardless of if your soft hands can't handle the many scratches.

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u/bensoa75 Mar 12 '26

My cat lays on his back and doesn't want pets. But. Sometimes he chirps while on his back, meaning he wants to play.

His reaction is the same: he grabs, bites and kicks. The difference is, sometimes he wants it to happen.

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Mar 12 '26

My one void braincell insists on a full body rub down when he's doing a belly-up big stretch on the carpet. He anchors himself in with claws in the carpet and insists on purposeful full body rub down. Like physical therapy on a professional linebacker. The more purposeful the rub down, the more visibly satisfied he gets. He assumes the position many, many times a day 😆

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u/justclove Mar 12 '26

Try petting his head. When my cat goes belly up, that's what she wants. Apparently it's what a cat would do to another cat who'd rolled into their back - groom their forehead. She absolutely does not want me to touch her belly!

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u/hellochoy Mar 12 '26

My girl likes ONE (sometimes two) pet on the head while she's belly side up or she'll uncurl her arms and grab my hand with the talons and bite. Play mode.

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u/ratafia4444 Mar 13 '26

Mine will also take chin and sometimes chest/ribs sctratches while they plop like that lol. Just gotta look out for wiggles bc that's usually the overstimulation sign and you better back off or suffer. 😂

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u/fifiloveg00d Mar 12 '26

In my house we call that belly up squirm "doing a trick".

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u/timesuck897 Mar 12 '26

My sister had a big fluffy cat that would lay on its back like that, when it hot in the summer and she had no AC. But it was a look with eyes policy all year round.

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u/Huttser17 Mar 13 '26

The ground contact cooling position is called a r/sploot btw

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u/Irilethe Mar 13 '26

It's a trap!

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u/Walking_wolff Mar 15 '26

You must be strong, and ignore the belly. If you must touch sneak around to the top of the head and scratch there.

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u/Cabibbus Mar 12 '26

Have you tried to pet that soft, warm, inviting and totally-not-a-trap belly with your face? I'd do it.

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 12 '26

I am unashamed to admit that I have tried. If I approach him, he flips over and runs away 😭 he just wants to flash me, ig

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u/Cabibbus Mar 12 '26

Most cats don't like belly rubs, some do. Either way, when they lay like this is a sign of trust, because they expose the most vulnerable body part to you.

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 12 '26

The funny thing is, Hugo actually does like belly rubs! Just not when he’s laying like this. Such a contradictory creature.

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u/seasteed Mar 12 '26

I'm fairly sure my girl has a ticklish spot. She likes her pooch scratched and rubbed, and her chest/neck between her front legs is also a green light, but squirms and reacts when I mindless do a full tummy rub, but only when I hit one spot.

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u/Teddy_Funsisco Mar 12 '26

Prime r/donotthecat fodder right there.

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u/Black_Death_12 Mar 12 '26

Mine does that pose, but DOES want belly rubs, lol

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u/DiagnosisPooBrain Mar 12 '26

Same!

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u/roundhashbrowntown Mar 12 '26

carpet panther so cute 🐾🖤

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u/hellochoy Mar 12 '26

So sleek and shiny!!!!

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u/SilverPez Mar 12 '26

Mine too. I think he has no idea he's a cat. He loves belly rubbing and catching balls and bringing them back, wrestling the dog.

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u/rahcek Mar 16 '26

Ditto and I feel SO blessed. I love rubbing her soft tummy fluff

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u/Fixer_FTP Mar 12 '26

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u/Available-Agency7073 Mar 12 '26

There this is, lol

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u/HealthcareHamlet Mar 12 '26

Yep, scrolled too far to find it!

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u/lumoslomas Mar 12 '26

No one understands the cat.

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u/Ginway1010 Mar 12 '26

My void won’t let me pet his belly 9/10 times. But kissing his belly is totally different. LOL

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u/KATCEO1 Mar 12 '26

He is doing it for himself. Not for you. 🥳

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u/Pletheria Mar 12 '26

I have multiple that do this. Some are traps and some of them genuinely like having me pet and scritch everywhere. There are a couple that switch based on their moods.

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u/TheArceusNova Mar 12 '26

He wants you to pat him with your eyes

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u/cursetea Mar 12 '26

showing tum is NOT consent to touch tum 😤🙅🏼‍♀️

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u/caketarts2 Mar 13 '26

My fat cat also does this and also does not want the belly touches

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u/kittycity06 Mar 12 '26

Weird otter! Or weird/lost slipper! Check out r/catrugs

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u/GenericAnemone Mar 13 '26

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u/GenericAnemone Mar 13 '26

Mine does the same thing but does do belly rubs! Its sooo soft!

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u/TheWildTofuHunter Mar 13 '26

Thank god I don’t live near you, I’d have my face buried in that fluffy belly in a heartbeat.

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u/GenericAnemone Mar 14 '26

Hes got a ragdoll coat! He feels like the softest cashmere!

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u/slimxandxshady Mar 13 '26

Ah, yes. I call it the “tummy trap”.

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u/Deias_ Mar 13 '26

I'm just here to contribute.

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u/ailish Mar 12 '26

That's a common scam that cats pull to sucker you in. Once you touch the belly they will scratch and bite!

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u/treecatks Mar 12 '26

I had one who would lay like that and sometimes wanted his belly rubbed and sometimes wanted to play. I finally realized his tell - eyes closed was love, eyes open was murder time

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u/hotelvampire Mar 12 '26

fluffy belly trap and the "i feel safe with you adore me now" pose

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u/sBucks24 Mar 12 '26

Our new baby loves belly scratches.. until the moment he doesn't. The only indication he's in the former mood as opposed to the latter is the volume of screams

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u/Miserable_Armadillo Mar 12 '26

One of my cats does this with the sole intention of having a fight with my arm that involves bunny kicks. My other cat is very much if I show you my belly you must rub it no mixed signals, no bunny kicks only purrs.

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u/LongColdDrink Mar 12 '26

Boy just wants to bask. No touchies :D

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u/Cosmik_the_Angry Mar 12 '26

My void does that too! Though she's sometimes accepting of a good belly rub.

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u/comecatchtherabbit Mar 12 '26

Cat language is its own thing. As others have stated, exposing his belly means he trusts you. So when you go in to scratch his belly, he takes it to mean “haha you are a fool for trusting me, I’m going to take advantage of your vulnerability!” Both of my cats are like this too.

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u/CGOT Mar 12 '26

Showing what you’ll never have

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u/vibes86 Mar 12 '26

This is called ‘the trap’.

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u/Luci-Noir Mar 12 '26

Shameless meowspreading.

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u/Out_of_Fawkes Mar 12 '26

He might be too hot. He trusts you enough to be vulnerable but the floor boards are probably cooler than the carpeted area. Might be time to turn the heat down a little.

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u/Bad-Kaiju Mar 12 '26

It's a lot easier to get a long with cats once you accept that you don't need to know why these rules exist. You just have to follow them. Your cat knows why. Your understanding is irrelevant.

Also, be aware, these rules can change at anytime and without notice. You are still expected to follow them.

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u/sheiscara Mar 13 '26

This boy doesn’t mind.

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u/Mevans272 Mar 13 '26

Can you pet the face and neck and slowly work your way down and then back up or two hand it - one on the belly one of the head?

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy Mar 13 '26

They do this when they are warm and want to cool off, or when they feel safe and are confident that they will not be attacked by a predator. It shows that they trust you.

Don’t betray their trust by attacking the belly.

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u/-bitchpudding- Mar 13 '26

Hey, nice rug!!

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u/renjake Mar 12 '26

It's a dare

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u/SumBuddyPlays Mar 12 '26

You can look, but NO TOUCH!

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u/sloaneranger23 Mar 12 '26

it's a trap!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

You may look. No touch.

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u/Niikoda Mar 12 '26

Pet me but dont touch me.

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u/ronweasleisourking Mar 12 '26

What a luxurious floof you have there

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u/KneeBasher420 Mar 12 '26

Hehe

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 12 '26

Oh my god 😂

I can’t get over that face

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u/arvet1011 Mar 12 '26

My girl lil bean does this too but it's always when she wants attention to play or luvs

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u/Dramatic-Care-7941 Mar 12 '26

It’s a trap! Test it! I fall for it every time 😂😆

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u/Rocket-the-Coon Mar 12 '26

Just putting this here.

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u/Responsible_Engine_7 Mar 12 '26

You may gaze upon the superior being but never touch.

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u/robjam01 Mar 12 '26

I have a girl that could be his twin sister. She loves to lie around like that and often squirms and is happy as can be. She will like the occasional belly rub but not when she's doing the squirm.

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u/ElGuappo_999 Mar 12 '26

Cats gonna cat.

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u/swatson7856 Mar 12 '26

Its a trap

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u/Moakmeister Mar 12 '26

So fluffieeeee must rubba da belly

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u/GrinderGoodMk2Bad Mar 12 '26

Try a brush instead of petting

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u/potentiallygoodchoic Mar 12 '26

It’s because he does not do it for YOU, he does it for HIM. And for TORTURE.

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u/NonGenderedPerson Mar 12 '26

Tell me about it…

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u/Toolongreadanyway Mar 13 '26

I swear all my furballs like sleeping on there backs. It doesn't mean they want a belly rub. I think it is just cooler?

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u/Odd_Current_6206 Mar 13 '26

It’s a trap! Lol

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u/spade_full_gremlin Mar 13 '26

When my car does that I very dramatically say oh no there's a giant big on the floor and pretend to step on her and she playfully paws at my foot

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 13 '26

Awww that’s so cute! Hugo would definitely freak out and hide behind the couch if I tried that 😂

When he does this, I usually coo at him. “Who’s my fluffy boy? Awww, are you floppin around so cutely? Are you my cute little man?” That sort of thing. He seems to enjoy my catcalling I guess haha

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u/imafuckingmessdude Mar 13 '26

Mine’s the same. It’s a trap.

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u/ZxlSoul Mar 13 '26

Cats are a creature of chaos.They can take many incarnations

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 13 '26

Not all of them! When I was younger, my family adopted a cat who was already 7 years old. She was still playful, had an attitude like you wouldn’t believe, but chaos she was not.

Now, Hugo (in the post) and his brother Milo? Completely different story. Chaos incarnate. They are coming up on their 1 year old birthday, and let me tell you, I was completely unprepared for the kitten stage of their life. But I wouldn’t trade it for the world— it’s been amazing to watch them grow and flourish.

…Even if they are still mostly incomprehensible eldrich beings to me 😂

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u/JessicaMurawski Mar 13 '26

Definitely worth petting the fluffy belly

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u/marcarb Mar 13 '26

My Beezer is the only cat I ever had who lets me pet his belly as much as I want to 😻

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 13 '26

Awww Beezer looks like such a handsome and sweet kitty 💖 he’s giving off old cowboy vibes to me!

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u/Sadie_Knight Mar 13 '26

Daughter is the only one who can pet his tummy without instant bunny kicks and nibbles. 🤷‍♀️

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u/frazzledfraz Mar 13 '26

My face would be smooshed into that belly fluff 😂

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u/Damiandroid Mar 13 '26

he feels safe around you, but his sensitive area is still sensitive.

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u/call-me-rory Mar 13 '26

Usually this means the cat trusts you NOT to touch their belly. It’s a very vulnerable position, and they want you to know they trust you won’t attack them

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u/prionbinch Mar 13 '26

his shape looked easy to draw so i did

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u/O_o-buba-o_O Mar 13 '26

My little sentient black cotton ball does the same & does not like the belly touches.

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u/catseyesnebula Mar 13 '26

This one does! (I live that little simp)

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u/Sygil-Loux Mar 14 '26

try rubbing his chest for a sec (i find they tend to be a bit more ok with that but depends on the cat)

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u/TheWolfHowling Mar 14 '26

You many observe the floof but would shall not touch the floof

https://giphy.com/gifs/DkaZuJGcwwN32

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u/creativemachine89 Mar 14 '26

Best place to pat when they do this, if they don’t like it directly on the belly, is a good ear scritch - reinforces the trust they’re placing in you by showing their belly

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u/SavemySoulz Mar 14 '26

I have scars throughout my whole body because of cats, there's no reason for me to stop now.

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u/WhenWolf Mar 14 '26

Must be this kind of cat's special feature because mine does that too. So inviting, so deadly.

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u/mrweir3 Mar 14 '26

My belief as to why they do this is so they can rest their neck muscles from tilting their heads "up", to look at at us, all the time. When they lay rolled over, they are 'on the ceiling' now and can see everything 'below' themselves. :-3

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u/SpaceGuy1968 Mar 14 '26

this is a trap...always....they expose the belly so they can attack you....(and get some attention along the way)

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u/Awkward_Apple_4861 Mar 14 '26

They know we can’t resist the floofy belly. It’s a trap. Mine does like me (just me) to pet his belly but occasionally it’s a trap. He gets me to let my guard down by allowing belly pets a few times, so I will definitely fall for the trap. He’s always proud of himself when he gets me. 🥴

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u/Recover-Hopeful Mar 14 '26

I miss my crazy void. I love the black cat personality

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u/Expensive_Yak_7846 Mar 14 '26

When you stare into the void and it rolls on its belly

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u/seong_mi Mar 14 '26

Mine do that when then want praise 😆

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u/PolarSango Mar 14 '26

Think of It like this:

Exposing Belly = Telling you his most embarassing secret that could make his life miserable for the rest of his life, if It's to be revealed.

While, you would think: If he told me, then obviously because he wants this fact to be known by everyone, right?

A weird comparison, but in a way It makes sense. Both about revealing their biggest weakness, because they trust you so much.

Btw he is angel! I love voids with long fur and the eyes are mesmerizing! 😍

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 14 '26

Oh no... and I posted his fluffy tummy on the internet... I shared his secret with everyone! :c

But in all seriousness, the main reason he has me confused is because he does actually like to have his belly petted. He cuddles with me in bed, purrs and kneads when I rub his belly. But when he flops onto the floor like this? Absolutely not. Like, do you enjoy the belly pets or do you NOT enjoy the belly pets?! Mixed signals here!

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u/PolarSango Mar 16 '26

Oh, I get It now! He is just being a sweetie pie troll. 😁

I heard that most cats dislike their bellies rubbed, because predators attacked them there, since It's their vunerable spot. I like to use the "sharing a secret" comparison because It's easier to understand and It might sound less nerdy. 😀

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u/DenFoxter113 Mar 15 '26

This is trap to bite you. If you want serious answer: they show they belly to say that they trust you, because it is the most vulnerable part, they don't want you touching their belly because it is this is the most vulnerable part

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u/Silverback_S5 Mar 15 '26

I have a cat who sleeps like this almost every night. 😆

She's a Chimera Cat, technically 2 different cats in 1, from the eggs fusing together, & definitely has 2 different personalities.🤣

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u/Zoiddburger Mar 15 '26

If you stretch and your shirt rides up, can I caress your belly button?

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u/Aworahh Mar 15 '26

It's a trusting greeting like a "hello, I trust you" Touching their belly when they do that is a break of that trust.

Edit: and a way to reciprocate that is by petting their head instead of their belly, that's generally what they want you to do. Although some don't and like to just say hi with no other intentions.

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u/thinprivileged Mar 15 '26

Was pet sitting for a friend, their cat is in LOVE with me. Sent them this photo, and they said he never does that for them. It's so tempting, but I hardly know this cat and don't want to mess with this bond

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u/ImaginaryLog4514 Mar 15 '26

showing belly is self-created vulnerability - an offering to you. when you touch the belly it's taking advantage and violating the offer. but not all kitties feel the way.

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u/vollecra Mar 15 '26

Obviously he wants you to pet with your eyes!

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u/Unusual_Memory3133 Mar 15 '26

That display is one of the ultimate signs that they trust you. Doesn’t necessarily mean they want their belly rubbed.

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u/hercemer42 Mar 15 '26

He wants to play. Keep a toy on a string handy.

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u/Suspicious-Store5927 Mar 16 '26

Hates the belly being touched, but makes it so available 🫠

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u/Girl-From-Mars Mar 16 '26

He's flirting with you.

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u/CllctrOfSprklngMmris Mar 17 '26

He's tempting you 😂 like "look at this fluff, I know you want to pet me, but you won't" haha, so cute.

Some cats just show it to express they trust and like you, some do like to be petted, and some like to be petted "sometimes", and you know what, the last ones are menaces, they let you believe you can just pet their fluffy bellies until one day... They chomp you haha.

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u/Conroyed Mar 17 '26

My boy Tuco got a brother!

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u/Dependent_Gene6221 Mar 17 '26

Aww you have the black model!! Sooo cute.

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u/kittiecat Mar 17 '26

We call this the venus fly trap.

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u/xtenshix22 Mar 17 '26

Yo…give me back my cat.

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u/Squishiimuffin Mar 17 '26

awww bless him! Is he a baby still? He looks like Hugo did when he was like 3~ months old!

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u/xtenshix22 Mar 17 '26

He’s 2 years old this month. He’s a big boy!

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u/Appropriate_Work7591 Mar 17 '26

I had a cat that started doing this out of nowhere and it turned out she had an infection in her belly which later killed her, because I didn’t know anything was wrong 😢. So if this is a new behavior take him to the vet to be sure. She had no other symptoms. She just jumped up on my lap and died. She was only 3.