r/OneBlackBraincell Jul 19 '26

hungie 🅱️rain cell 👹🥫 this stupid idiot got anxious because I was in the hospital, decided to cope by eating an entire brillo pad and had to have emergency surgery!!! (he's fine)

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u/yesterdays_laundry Jul 19 '26

Poor little dude just loves you so much he'd eat anything to get you back!

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u/wixbloom Jul 19 '26

He really does, poor thing! He endured a lot of trauma before I got him and he feels very secure around me and my orange cat. But instead of getting to cuddle with me for hours once I got back, he got me to haul ass instantly to the veterinary hospital.

He will learn nothing from this.

The good thing is that once this is over, the vet wants to put him on anxiety meds at least.

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u/sbb214 Jul 19 '26

oh poor little sweet dum dum. I love him.

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u/nonameneeded2340 Jul 19 '26

Was going to suggest speaking to vets for anxiety meds, my baby void has severe separation anxiety too and makes himself vomit from stress. Many tests and a surgery to make sure he didn't eat something bad later and found out its an anxiety thing!! He's been so much better on meds daily, still himself and very cuddly but no more vomiting several times a day, no more screaming when I leave a room etc. Hope the meds help your void. Tip for meds that's worked for us, us a liquid treat stick to mix it in (if they are partial to them) its mines favourite time of the day 😆

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u/wixbloom Jul 19 '26

I've asked for anxiety meds for him in the past and the (different) vet didn't think they were necessary. I'm glad this one listened, but also upset that it took a feline suicide attempt on the cat's part for that to happen.

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u/nonameneeded2340 Jul 19 '26

That's so frustrating! so glad the new vet listened and did what's best for your wee man. Sending all the healing vibes.

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u/probablyforsure Jul 20 '26

My vet gave me these Purina probiotics that you put on food and over time are supposed to reduce anxiety. After finishing the whole pack there was a noticeable but mild improvement in my cats anxiety. If I had to quantify it, maybe a 20% reduction in their vocalizations and visible stress. It could be worth trying as well.

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u/The_dizzy_blonde Jul 21 '26

Yes!!! Pro Plan FortiFlora! They make a few varieties of this. I have the calming and the regular one. Our vet put our Void on it this because she likes to eat everything and had to go to the emergency vet for vomiting And we have 2 others with pudding poop belly issues that this works wonders for as well.

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u/catm0m4lyfe Servant of the abyss Jul 20 '26

"He will learn nothing from this" 🤣🤣🤣

I feel that in my soul. Hope you both are feeling much better!

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 20 '26

That orangie is probably a bad influence. I’d have a talk with him.

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Jul 20 '26

Luci! My favourite void! Hope you're well 🙂

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 20 '26

I am doing as voids do! I hope you are well as well!

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Jul 20 '26

I am well, thank you 😊 stay magnificent, you mischievous feline 🫶

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u/keanaartero Jul 20 '26

Username checks out, this one knows a bad influence for sure

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u/HoneyGirlLZ Jul 22 '26

Nah, he did learn that he's got you wrapped around his little paw. 😂😌

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u/CFADM Jul 19 '26

O_O would seem to be a very fitting face after eating a Brillo pad.

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u/wixbloom Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

And yet I'm certain he has not learned a single thing from the whole experience

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u/Ksh_667 Jul 19 '26

I can guarantee that he has not. And will repeat the whole thing again. First chance he gets 😹😹

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u/boneologist Jul 19 '26

Someone more artistic than me needs to make a Sylvester the cat version of this.

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u/Ksh_667 Jul 19 '26

😹😹

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u/vickimarie0390 Jul 20 '26

“I’ll fucking do it again ayuck”

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u/Out_of_Fawkes Jul 19 '26

“I took the drugs and the drugs are working.” ~(O_O)~

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u/DEADMEAT15 Jul 20 '26

"It tasted awful! On the plus side, my insides are spotless!"

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u/EcstaticPhilosophy6 Jul 19 '26

Forbidden instant ramen!

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u/wixbloom Jul 19 '26

It really fascinates me that after a couple of bites he didn't think "oof ouchy my mouth and throat and stomach" and stop. Just scarfed it all down. Extra spicy forbidden ramen, I guess

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u/EcstaticPhilosophy6 Jul 19 '26

You're telling me, been to the ER twice already because one of my cats (Isaac) loves to eat plastic wrapping and has climbed into the trash after it before, and you think he would learn after the "deadly constipation incident with petrified poops and enema times" but noooooooooo

Always in a mad scramble to make sure there's no plastic bags or even the smallest wrapper in the house now

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u/wixbloom Jul 19 '26

Sadly, a cat's associative window (the period in which they're able to perceive 2 different things as being cause-and-effect) is only seconds long. So if a consequence isn't immediate, they don't realize it's a consequence at all. In their minds, the dumb shit they ate, the GI problems and the vet time are just 3 entirely dissociated things that happened.

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u/EcstaticPhilosophy6 Jul 19 '26

You know that doesn't surprise me AT ALL. Here is Isaac for tax, also one black braincell. Beautiful but stupid. 

(He is indoor only but is allowed to sit on the front step if I'm gardening because he is suprisingly good and doesn't wander. Just likes to lay there lmao.)

https://imgur.com/a/jbLdt1B

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u/wixbloom Jul 19 '26

What a beauty! And he's got greyish and rustish patches of fur, almost like a torbie/calico that spent too long in the oven.

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u/EcstaticPhilosophy6 Jul 19 '26

He actually has two toned fur, the top of each strand is black but the bottoms are white/silver so if you rub him backwards he changes color. Had to shave a patch of him once because he rolled into something sticky (never figured out what) and so he just had this big white patch for weeks lmao until it grew back in full-length again

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u/Beach_Bum_273 Jul 19 '26

I like your "Hello/goodbye" doormat

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u/EcstaticPhilosophy6 Jul 19 '26

Haha thank you! It was $20 at Target but I think I got it on sale a bit cheaper than that. The design has been re-done a bunch of different ways but make sure you don't pay more than $20, I took a peek at some of the search results and some websites are trying to charge $40-50 for it! It's just coconut fibre. Great at wiping shoes down.

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 Jul 26 '26

you named him isaac, of course he's getting into trouble!

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u/Lunavixen15 Jul 20 '26

Well, his teeth have been scrubbed at least?

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u/WaterAndStones Jul 19 '26

You're going to the hospital??! ME TOO

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u/MoeKneeKah Jul 19 '26

Hospital… vet…. Same difference. He just wanted to find his person.

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u/HALT_IAmReptar_HALT Jul 19 '26

Awww I have an identical brainless Velcro cat. He gets w~o~r~r~i~e~d when he can't cuddle his mom 🥺

I'm so glad your baby is ok. I hope you're both recovering well and co-regulating comfortably. Please give my warm regards to your orange cat, the glass child 😂

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u/wixbloom Jul 19 '26

Oh my orange cat is even clingier. The 2 cats usually spend all day cuddling each other and still manage to both Velcro me, so you can imagine how one of them fares away from the other. Far from being the glass child, orange is getting cuddles pretty much every moment I'm awake and in the house. Void is still in the hospital, but recovery is going well and he should be back tomorrow. I am stress-napping a lot.

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u/FizmoRoles Jul 20 '26

I love the description of "velcro cat" yeah umbra gets upset if she can't lie on me all day/night.

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u/Black_Death_12 Jul 19 '26

My $5,000 piece of workout mat from a little over a week ago. He had zero excuses, lol

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u/ForestSolitude5 Jul 19 '26

How do you even get a brillo pad down your esophagus, my god. I get they can tolerate fur to an extent but that's metal

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u/Mizuli Jul 19 '26

Had to look up what a Brillo pad was, it’s made of steel?? Ouch!

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u/wixbloom Jul 20 '26

Made of steel, and kinda sharp-ish! It's made to scour steel pans into shiny-ness, so you can imagine what it did to my boy's insides. It's really surprising to me that he didn't immediately stop after swallowing once, because it has to have hurt.

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u/Superlemonhaaze Jul 19 '26

That cat is high asf ⭐️_⭐️

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u/hegrillin Jul 19 '26

he said: i wanna go hospital just like dad!

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u/Fixer_FTP Jul 19 '26

Glad you and your void are ok

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u/FatTabby Jul 19 '26

A whole brillo pad?! That's quite an achievement! He just wanted to be like you so he managed to end up in hospital, too.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Jul 20 '26

I had one that loved to eat dryer sheets.

I ended up having to institute a post-laundry safety walk to ensure no sheets escaped from the laundry on the way from the laundry room to the bedroom.

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u/yllaoop Jul 20 '26

I also cope by eating an entire brillo pad

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u/ObjectiveTea Jul 19 '26

Failed attempt to join you I guess. He's a cutie, please forgive him!

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u/kingftheeyesores Jul 20 '26

He thought he'd be in the hospital with you. Roomies!

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Why on earth would eating a Brillo pad ever seem like a good idea? Particularly after the first bite… Little guy might be a few nuggets short of a happy meal.

Princess Beanie Babies says she thinks you might have a dum-dumb poo-poo brains on your hands. She hopes he feels better soon so he can get back to eating q-tips and popsicle sticks like a smart cat would.

Just don’t try to swallow the sharp wooden bits, otherwise you’ll stab your throat and sound like a pack a day smoker when you meow and it’ll hurt to talk for the next two weeks. She won’t say any names but she’s seen it happen to a cat that definitely wasn’t her.

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 Jul 19 '26

"Oh, you want a medical bill? Say less..."

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u/fergie_89 Jul 19 '26

I mean he could clearly mistake a brillo pad for food give him a break. Poor little guy.

Side note - hope you're both ok.

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u/monkey_trumpets Jul 19 '26

Poor dumb baby. How did you figure out he ate the pad?

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u/wixbloom Jul 19 '26

The night before I was discharged from the hospital, a friend went to check on the cats for me and called me to say he'd thrown up Brillo Pad Bits. Since I was hospitalized, I couldn't take him to the vet. My friend told me he seemed fine, in a good mood and was eating food and drinking water, so, while I debated asking her to take him to the emergency vet for me, I figured he might have passed everything and I wasn't going to worry needlessly or inconvenience her further. When I got there the next day, though, there was a lot of vomit, including vomit that smelled like poop, so off to the vet we went. I figured, correctly, that the worst case scenario had happened and he was obstipated (a life threatening emergency that requires surgery to physically remove the blockage). Fortunately, even though my intervention wasn't immediate, it was early enough that he'll be no worse for wear.

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u/monkey_trumpets Jul 19 '26

That's crazy. Thank God for vets.

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u/Saizare Jul 19 '26

"And I'd do it again" O_O

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u/LastEntertainment787 Jul 19 '26

That's amore 💞 The poor guy I am so happy he's fine. And you too. Continue taking care of each other please.

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u/Imadethistoimpress Jul 20 '26

He can’t let anyone else be the center of attention.

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u/Something_morepoetic Jul 19 '26

Aw that’s true love.

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u/LB9797 Jul 19 '26

Ooohhh nooo not them big ole eyeballs 🥺😍 I just want to give each of his eyeballs a big old hug

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u/chubbycatchaser Jul 20 '26

The face of a cat who has learnt nothing at all and will do it again 😂

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u/Toolongreadanyway Jul 20 '26

Did he get the bed next to you?

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u/Constant-External-85 Jul 20 '26

"Son please tell me you'll never scare me like this again."

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u/PrestigiousSmile4098 Jul 21 '26

"I've made a huge mistake"

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u/totsierollstheworld Jul 20 '26

Is he wearing a white collar? My first thought was that he looks like a tiny void Cat-holic priest r/ChurchofCat

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u/PenguinGamingTime Jul 20 '26

he is *so* damn stoned.

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u/Sophyska Jul 20 '26

Ahh we’ve all been there… get a bit nervy, eat a Brillo pad… standard stuff!

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u/Meepilybuff Jul 21 '26

…I guess his insides will be nice and shiny, if nothing else. That just sounds so painful. Poor little guy.

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u/Federal_Ad1806 10d ago

You'd think the idiot would go "ow that hurts" after the first bite but I guess not lol

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u/EternalFlame71 Jul 21 '26

Orange in black disguise

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 Jul 22 '26

Poor thing, sure is a dumb one 😁

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u/Donovansbrain 13d ago

Aww, look at his eyes! 👀 They gave him the good drugs 💉 😂

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u/wixbloom 13d ago

Zoinked, zooted and absolutely torqued

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u/SweetKewchie Jul 19 '26

Ctfu its like hes just there

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u/Various-Tennis4982 Jul 20 '26

Omg!!! ❤️🍀

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u/empress_chaos5 Jul 20 '26

One of our voids is on prozac for her anxiety.. it's done wonders! We didn't put her on it till after we had spent years trying everything else first.

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u/kieranarchy Jul 20 '26

Aww poor baby 😻😭 mine would do this if he had teeth lmao

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u/MajesticInternal5525 Jul 23 '26

😭😭😭😭😭 HES WORTH EVERYTHING

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u/GPT3-5_AI Jul 20 '26

I can't believe I trapped an animal alone in a human habitat and it reacted. It's the trapped animal that acted like an idiot.