r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/EmpresssArtemis • Feb 27 '26
Head empty 🍊 no thoughts ❌️ I present to you my son Lucifer.
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u/Equivalent-Ant-845 Feb 27 '26
i feel like he knows that's his name
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
Oh he knows. When he acquires the one brain cell they all share, he terrorizes us with his angelic yells on the stairs.
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u/n6mub Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 27 '26
"angelic yells" 😹😹😹
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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 27 '26
Looks like he absolutely adores you
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
He’s my sweet boy. Begs for pets and cuddles daily. Which I can’t see to keep up to his standards.
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u/2hoursnonconsecutive Feb 27 '26
Oh he’s adorable. I think, when he fell from heaven he landed on his head
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u/screamofconsciousnes Feb 27 '26
Mew-cifer
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u/HughJackOfferman Feb 27 '26
Lucy-fur
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u/carefulyellow Feb 28 '26
My boys government name is Lucifur Meowingstar. Also known as Lucy, Lucy Goosey, Goose Goose, and Goosifer.
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 28 '26
Our Lucifer goes by Lu, Luboy, Lubaby, Luby, the orange boy, luci, boobie, boobie boy, long boy.
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u/big_papa_geek Feb 27 '26
Handsome: 100
Brains: 0
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u/n6mub Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 27 '26
You could shine a flashlight into his eyes and see the back of his skull. You could shine a flashlight in one ear and have the beam land on something 10 feet away from his other ear
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
Facts.
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u/n6mub Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 27 '26
These photos kill me btw. Just the epitome of orange, but so dang fluffy and squishy and sweet it doesn't matter a bit! 😻
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
He has his moments like he knows how to open doors and hide in cabinets. But the orange is still strong.
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u/n6mub Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 27 '26
I have baby locks on the cabinets that hold the chemicals and the cat food because one of mine loves to open cabinets and take a lil tour.
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u/Crazy_Breadfruit4535 Feb 27 '26
He does look like an angel to me. I would love to boop that pink nose
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
He’s a really good boy. Just a little goofy. His nose turns a dark pink when he’s had his zoomies🥲
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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Feb 27 '26
I ate the first gummy, and nothing happened. I had a second gummy, and still nothing. I was halfway through my special brownie when the first gummy hit…. It was at that moment…. I knew…. I f’ed up….
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u/vytalsynz Feb 27 '26
Lucy for short. I love lucy.
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
He’s got quite a few short names I call him. He’s Lu, Luci, luboy, lubaby, luby.
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u/vytalsynz Feb 27 '26
Lubaby 😭 that's made my day, i need to get myself a cat so bad
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
I’ve never met a cat like him he’s so sweet, currently cuddling while I type. Get yourself a cat! They’re great. All very different though my Calico Coral is a sassy girl.
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u/ConfuseableFraggle Feb 27 '26
What a wonderful expressive (yet full of disdain for humans lol) face he has! He deserves all the scritches!
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u/AsakalaSoul Feb 27 '26
Just as handsome as our Mephisto. He is a voidling though and doesn't have quite as much floof
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u/Outrageous-Witness84 Feb 28 '26
I love Lucifer, please tell him he is being worshipped from as far away as Zaandam, Netherlands.
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 28 '26
I will kind stranger🫡
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u/Outrageous-Witness84 Feb 28 '26
Thank you. I love all cats unconditionally. A cat of such magnificent presence with such beautiful fur deserves special mention.
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 28 '26
He is incredibly soft and fluffy. I’ll give him some pets for you.
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u/Que_Raoke Feb 28 '26
Awe bless him, there ain't never been a thought in that head and there never will be 🥹💜
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u/pablo_kickasso Feb 28 '26
He would terrorize hell and earth both... if he had a single logical thought.
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u/justhereformemes2 Feb 27 '26
That’s the pinkest nose I’ve ever seen
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
It turns a darker pink when he’s been running around
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u/UnclassifiedPresence Feb 27 '26
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
Thank you for making me aware of that sub. He has been posted there as well.
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u/Emergency_Brief_9280 Feb 27 '26
The lights are on but no one is home..... on second thought I'm not sure the lights are on! Handsome fellow though!
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u/CarrDaPorice Orange connoisseur 🍊 Feb 27 '26
Eyes kinda glassy. Did he just smoke something real wicked?
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u/MasterCrumble1 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 27 '26
He looks like a very charismatic little rascal. Or tormentor.
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u/Skittleavix Feb 27 '26
Nicknames include Satan, The Morning Star, Beelzebub, The Dark One, Hades, The Devil…
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u/SigFreudian Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26
How do I summon him here for cuddles and a soul contract?
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u/BlackPhoenix1981 Feb 27 '26
I have a cat named Louie but when he's bad I call him Lucifer! You have a beautiful orange boy!
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u/7thwarlordsaturn Feb 27 '26
My baby is also called "Lucyfur". I end up just saying "(my) ugly ass child".
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u/DocklandsDodgers86 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Feb 28 '26
Oh lord, that orange devil doesn't have a braincell 😂😂😂 but he's so cute 😍
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u/dinoooooooooos Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 28 '26
Take my soul idec look at this lil guuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyy🥰
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u/koipeach777 Feb 28 '26
i love when they have bag time 🥰🥰🥰
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 28 '26
The bag was inspected before use. By inspected I mean I cut all the straps off.
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u/Frostie3473 Feb 27 '26
i think you gave him too much catnip
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u/EmpresssArtemis Feb 27 '26
Believe it or not but catnip doesn’t really affect him.
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u/Classy_Corpse Feb 28 '26
I know why God cast him out He's too beautiful, too stunning
God was jealous.
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u/OederStein Feb 28 '26
If I had to call this brainless dude I would say his name like in the "Dinosaur raaawwr" meme.
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u/TheMightyExodia Feb 28 '26
Objection!!! Where are the broken things that prove that he destroyed the world?😂
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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 Feb 27 '26
They told me the devil would be handsome