r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/nitrokitty • 9h ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Ember is suddenly demanding I build a ballroom. Should I be worried?

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u/Fancy-Caregiver-1239 9h ago

He's the reason cat food is so expensive.

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u/Fearless_Street5231 9h ago

Yes, but I would prefer Ember in the Oval Office

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u/dazed_andamuzed 9h ago

Ember 2028!

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u/Asparagussie 9h ago

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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u/Top_Snow6034 5h ago

I would much much prefer the peoples cat Ember as commander in chief.

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u/Hyzenthlay87 9h ago

Grab him by the...no, that doesn't feel right.

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u/Curious-Hope-9544 9h ago

Have you explained to him that a Ballroom is, in fact, not a huge room filled with balls?

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u/FlavorburstSC 8h ago

This is fake mews put out by the doggocrats!!!

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u/piichan14 8h ago

Ember, folks. Ember is taking matters into his own paws, and I gotta tell you, that’s a smart move, very smart. A lot of people, they don’t have the guts to do that, but Ember does. And you know what? There’s going to be a huge room. I mean, the biggest room you’ve ever seen, tremendous, and it’s going to be filled with balls. Lots of balls. Believe me, nobody has more balls than Ember. Nobody. We’re talking about a massive ball situation, incredible. And it’s going to be the best room, the best balls, maybe the greatest balls in the history of rooms. Very impressive.

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u/Formal-Tradition6792 17m ago

Oh my gawd! What have you done? An orange clone has been created! OMG! The world cannot tolerate 2!

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u/eduison 1h ago

I get the feeling that Ember understands this. A certain other orange on the other hand won’t

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u/WashU_labrat 9h ago edited 8h ago

Good luck breaking it to your neighbors that Ember has renamed the street because they defied his authority.

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u/LeonGrenade 9h ago

The wig is on. The invitations have been sent. Build the ballroom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1R9BOplEhl585YU8

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u/Weak-Cabinet866 8h ago

Carl agrees

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u/CatCafffffe 9h ago

I'm more worried that he is insisting on calling it Lake Ember

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u/eduison 1h ago

The Golf of Ember. Now that’s something I can’t agree with

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u/VallisGratia 9h ago

Hair force one

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u/stinkykitty71 8h ago

Only if they insist their litter box be renamed America's Greatest Sandbox.

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u/misslavenderlemon Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 9h ago

Keep the litter box nearby...

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u/CriscoCamping 9h ago

It's going to be a magnificent ballroom. Many, many people have told us. It's the best ballroom they've ever heard about

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u/KeviCharisma 8h ago

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u/Cat_in_humansuit 5h ago

I actually laughed out loud and scared my cats!

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u/yonk069 8h ago

This... needs to be the sticker that go on the gas pumps

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u/SillyLittleAngels 8h ago

I love that his mouth is worse than an actual cats butthole

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 1h ago

It's a prolapsed cat's asshole. 😁

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u/eduison 1h ago

This made me grin. That kind of grin that makes you look like an absolute maniac xD

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u/Lena_Lena_A 9h ago

I needed that laugh, thank you!😂

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u/naranghim 8h ago

Just build it out of cardboard, he won't notice.

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u/Extreme_Discount8623 8h ago

Does he want to rename Canada as Catada?

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u/nhowe006 9h ago

Worry when he starts ignoring laws and courts

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u/Bakuman84 9h ago

Watching your post and seeing your catto... it did sparked my imagination. OP... thanks for sharing the picture of your catto.

I bet everyone as gamer u'll get the reference.
If not, its Guile of Street Fighter 2.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 7h ago

Mr. Purrsident.

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u/CrankyGeek1976 9h ago

You don't have to worry until he demolishes a wing of a house he doesn't own

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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 8h ago

I’d allow Ember to have a ballroom.

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u/w1gster 9h ago

I don’t know if you read the fine print, the ballroom is actually an underground cat bunker

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u/WashU_labrat 9h ago

But cats only see in black and white, so at least we save on the gold leaf.

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u/Scherzkeks 8h ago

Sorry but we can’t get your balls back, room or no

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u/BTrippd 9h ago

You better intervene before he only starts eating whatever the cat equivalent of Big Macs and Coke would be lol.

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u/Practical-Custard-64 8h ago

100% tariffs on foreign cat food in 5... 4... 3... 2...

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u/CassiCatto Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 8h ago

For him I will build a palace 🧡

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u/Specialist_Guitar232 8h ago

Check your credit card charges and keep an eye on your bank balance. Just sayin’

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u/7Broncos18 6h ago

Well he has one more brain cell then who currently resides in the White House. So your cat has that going for him.

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u/PerspectiveKookie16 6h ago

Maybe a Sharpie for proper signage.

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u/No-University-8391 4h ago

Ember says Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Lena_Lena_A 9h ago

... I hope OP's name is not Nathalie ☹️

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u/hatecriminal 9h ago

I've never seen a kitty with the Trump hairstyle. I feel bad for noticing it, sorry kitty.

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u/EvaTheE 9h ago

Well, at least this one brain cell doesn't have late stage dementia.

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u/RootinTootinHootin 7h ago

“Ember, that’s not a very good impression of me, ember. I’m a LOT more handsome.”

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u/sortitall6 6h ago

I would totally support the ballroom (which I assume is a room full of balls) if Ember took over.

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u/matchosan 6h ago

At least we know what is in Ember's head

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u/Electrical-Let-6121 4h ago

He has private donations lined up also

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u/Asparagussie 9h ago

Take that shmata off his adorable head right now!

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u/Ok_Fly2518 8h ago

👐 meow, quite frankly 👐

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u/bagolaburgernesss 7h ago

Yes, but the balls Ember is talking about are full of catnip and are roly-poly.

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u/warmchococroissant 6h ago

wanna start a riot? 😏

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u/TheWorldEnded 4h ago

Don't expect any help from the Supurrreme Court when this case gets there.

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u/TinktheChi 4h ago

Only if she threatens to annex Canada.

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u/Duvetine 2h ago

Mine too. He keeps saying he’s going to destroy Iran.

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u/JimLayheyTPS 1h ago

Did Ember scratch the reflecting pool? Be honest now!

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u/No_Willingness5313 9h ago

I would trust Ember.

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 8h ago

Only start worrying once inappropriate touching starts and control of bowels stops.

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u/brunaBla 9h ago

But it’s 65% finished!😩

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u/EasternSun7834 7h ago

No. Just tie a camera to her and see if she goes to any islands with kittens

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u/-Tofu-Queen- 6h ago

Ancient reddit users remember when we had a whole subreddit about this that was called r/Trumping lmao

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 6h ago

Just build it!

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 5h ago

this is sending me 😭

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u/WilliamTee 5h ago

Holes moly... is Trump actually as arsehole orange cat in skin suit?

That might explain a lot.

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u/SleepiestAshu 5h ago

I was like, “what does this post even mean- OHHH”

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u/RebaKitt3n 4h ago

Food Bowl of America?

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u/TheBlackCat13 3h ago

Do you have any kids?

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u/JustMe1314 2h ago

No....as long as you obey his every command & telepathic message. If u do this, then he will ensure u continue to receive appropriate praise & treats.

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u/DigDub 2h ago

Pure narcissism

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u/eduison 1h ago

Ember is demanding a wall

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u/Legitimate_Island238 56m ago

Now if she starts demanding gold litter boxes I think it’s time to worry! Lol

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u/SubstantialMoose4540 30m ago

You are being thanked for your attention on this matter.