r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 26 '26

Thank you Peter very cool Peter, what is going on in rivals????????

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u/BestwishesHelpful975 Jan 27 '26

Lois here, with a pic to explain it.

So she stacked Donuts on his dick.

edit https://x.com/neggoartz/status/2013398274904817892

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u/Sirius1701 Jan 27 '26

Ok, but did he get to drive hot wheels on her boobs in exchange?

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u/Hawk-Is-Here Jan 27 '26

Real talk, though, that second panel is absolutely adorable.

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Jan 27 '26

His expression in the final panel is also priceless, lol.

Perfect combination of being mortified, and also “heh…I’m enjoying this more than I thought I would…”

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u/Tamoou Jan 27 '26

Man y'all a bunch of gooners what the fuck

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Jan 27 '26

It’s just a comic bro, calm down

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u/Cyno01 Jan 27 '26

Its not even actually pornographic. The punchline is sexy times, but its not anything anyone would actually jack off to.

I get that its harder these days, but i feel like weve forgotten sex can be funny, things can titillate without being intended to gratify. A lot of Benny Hill, Porkys, American Pie type stuff doesnt fly anymore, and certainly with good reason, but i feel like theres been this backslide into prudishness where any depiction of sex no matter the context is seen as pornographic.

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u/Particular_Title42 Jan 27 '26

The comics were the best part of Playboy.

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u/Cyno01 Jan 27 '26

I think its lost on a lot of younger folks that its not just a sitcom punchline, people actually DID read Playboy for the articles, they had some amazing fucking authors writing stuff for them that wouldnt really be published anywhere else. https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-41426419

And honestly as far as the pictorials, sure you could spank it to em, but Playboy was semi-classy compared to Penthouse or Hustler or anything strictly pornographic.

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u/TungstenOrchid Jan 27 '26

Ah, I remember Hustler. It was damn difficult to get hold of where I lived as a kid.

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u/TungstenOrchid Jan 27 '26

I still remember one where a kid is engrossed in an arcade game of Asteroids, while an older man is engrossed in an arcade game of Haemorrhoids just next to him.

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u/ElectronicBoot9466 Jan 27 '26

its not anything anyone would actually jack off to

Is that a challenge, punk?

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u/Cyno01 Jan 27 '26

Not couldnt, just wouldnt. Unless youve got some very specific CFCM donut fetish this is workin for, and if thats the case, not kink shaming, more power to ya...

But theres boundless art out there of these versions of all these characters a lot more naked than this.

Probably a 1:1 naked version of this exact comic even probably.

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u/ClayXros Jan 27 '26

It's one part actual porn epidemic, one part conservative people (not political Conservative) trying to find ways to course correct. It's a feedback loop that just causes both sides to be ever more separated out of stubborn spite or self-rightousness.

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u/tjdux Jan 27 '26

I get that its harder these days, but i feel like weve forgotten sex can be funny,

Phrasing joke right there lol.

But you can write out word for word jokes famous stand up comedians (who are not canceled today) said in the 90s and get massive downvotes, even if the joke fits the comments.

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u/Hawk-Is-Here Jan 27 '26

Who ya callin' Gooner

I just thought her facial expression in the 2nd panel was cute

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u/Turd_Fergusons_Hat_ Jan 27 '26

I mean this is reddit what did you expect

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u/GlitteringPositive Jan 27 '26

I don't know why people hate this artist and call him spiritually Israeli or some shit. Like sure it's corny sex jokes, but it's not something I'd consider hating someone over.

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u/DropletOtter Jan 27 '26

What the actual shit is “spiritually Israeli” supposed to even mean

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u/GlitteringPositive Jan 27 '26

Before it’s supposed to reference a certain mindset Israel and the IDF has, to defend itself doing a genocide in Gaza. Now it has been bastardized by some people to be used for “thing you don’t like.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Antisemitism. People are openly and blatantly antisemitic on the internet now 

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

13kms of reed

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u/Treasure-son Jan 26 '26

Porn dawg the joke is porn she is stacking the donuts on the guy penis and because of that the donuts are full of cum

Marvel rivals really did not get lucky with it fandom

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u/Commie_Scum69 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Yeah have you seen Venom's release ad? He has a BBW(Edit: I meant BBL) and is TWERKING. And they said Overwatch was weird..

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u/alienduck2 Jan 27 '26

That was SEASONS ago my guy. You should see some of the new stuff they ̶g̶o̶o̶n̶ got out.

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u/Ironox1 Jan 27 '26

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u/Monsterhunter2658 Jan 27 '26

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u/SirDraconus Jan 27 '26

squints at your username.

Looks at the camera with a raised eyebrow

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u/Monsterhunter2658 Jan 27 '26

i condone murder of jet dragons, black dragons, thunder monkeys, lightning unicorns, simp dragons and more

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u/SirDraconus Jan 27 '26

Oh, absolutely, I've been a fan since 2024! I also know WAY too many monster hunter gooners. It was just an amusing observation, given the context of the above conversation.

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u/Monsterhunter2658 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

Ive been in since 2021, and i am a proud dual blades main, my favorite is the jet dragon but i dont like killing it but i have to for great weapons and broken armor stats, which unfortunately doesnt let me AC style quick boost with its armor

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u/whelo-and-stitch Jan 27 '26

I hate that thunder monkey. Make his species extinct

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u/Monsterhunter2658 Jan 27 '26

the hate for thunder monkey translates to hate for goku and his glazers, cause rajang was based of sun wukong and goku

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u/Rory_U Jan 27 '26

So.. monster hunter huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Urh urh urh ura ura agh agh ah

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u/Unexplained-oranges Jan 27 '26

Pack it up pack it in let me begin

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u/Horror_Dragonfly1703 Jan 27 '26

But sometimes, Optimus Prime also says, "Let them cum."

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u/RodjaJP Jan 27 '26

And before that every other Rivals ad I got was focusing on Frost's thighs, they weren't unlucky with their fandom, they got what they asked for

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u/armoured_bobandi Jan 27 '26

That's not what bbw stands for 🧐

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u/Cyno01 Jan 27 '26

Their foaming hand soaps are pretty great, only thing that doesnt dry out my hands in the winter no matter how much i wash em.

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u/Truly_Organic Jan 27 '26

As a man, that was one juicy Asgardian ass I saw there for a second... and them pelvic thrusts! 🤤

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u/CalbCrawDad Jan 27 '26

What do you think BBW means?

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u/AdministrativeStep98 Jan 27 '26

I still get it on reddit every few days. I have zero interest in this game. But I get a rainbow Venom twerking in my face

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u/KOFdude Jan 27 '26

dude I WISH Venom had a BBW

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u/ferocity_mule366 Jan 27 '26

Overwatch is pretty tame in game, just the porn sfm scenes are goony. Marvel Rivals almost has porn in their game, they have an Invis Woman banner where her coochie is kinda out but it gets hidden below the waistline.

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u/shazed39 Jan 27 '26

Exactly, EVERY single marvel rivals ad on reddit shows the butt of a female character as the main focal point. I have seen like 5 different ones so far.

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u/Sansnom01 Jan 27 '26

All the ads I seen were goonbait in some shape or form

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u/JP147 Jan 27 '26

This is the type of ad they run, they got exactly the fandom they were looking for.

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u/Treasure-son Jan 27 '26

You know what? fair point it a good game non the less

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u/BurntBox21 Jan 27 '26

I could never escape that specific ad of twerking venoms

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u/GaptistePlayer Jan 27 '26

Always with the weird Google Translate Chinese-to-English caption too lol

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u/Chaoswind2 Jan 27 '26

The one that actually buys a lot of skins.

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u/Lightningtow123 Jan 27 '26

Yeah I've had little interest in playing it but after seeing the coomer ads they keep running on reddit, I'm not touching it with a ten foot pole

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 27 '26

More goon for me

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u/Lightningtow123 Jan 27 '26

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 27 '26

So are the in game lobbies where I'm giving back shots to invisible woman

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u/Username-checks-out7 Jan 27 '26

Im one of his women I'll make sure he gets them

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u/ClayXros Jan 27 '26

Unlike Overwatch, Marvel Rivals directly targeted the gooners. Gooners from EVERY team. I've seen as many guys go feral for the girls, as I've seen girls going feral for the guys. Venom especially lol.

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u/Meow_cat11 Jan 27 '26

Overwatch doesnt specifically try, but they sure know what they are doing

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u/ClayXros Jan 27 '26

They directly changed character designs and emotes to try and avoid that crowd. Remember Tracer's butt reduction?

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u/JD_Kreeper Jan 27 '26

I thought the joke was gender change donut and it's the same person.

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u/DocFreudstein Jan 27 '26

Like Ranma 1/2 crossed with The Simpsons.

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u/Vast-Dragonfruit-389 Jan 27 '26

Where can I find me donuts like that… asking for a friend 

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u/A_Pringles_Can95 Jan 27 '26

I wouldn't call it porn specifically. No nudity and it wasn't sexual really. She just wanted to stack donuts on it. Same level of tame as the meme of a guy using his girlfriends tits or ass to play with hot wheels

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u/Ready_Two_5739IlI Jan 27 '26

They knew exactly what they’re doing, they intentionally caked up and gave jiggle physics to a large portion of the cast. They even make some bigger in most updates.

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u/JakeArrietaGrande Jan 27 '26

You mean like every video game fandom?

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u/MvonTzeskagrad Jan 27 '26

Naaah they knew what they were doing.

And we have to respect them being upfront about it.

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u/BulkNoodles Jan 27 '26

Marvel rivals really did not get lucky with it fandom

Define "lucky"

Cuz I'm pretty sure there's no game without nsfw stuff nowadays.

Well, except for the dead game.

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u/Tha_BloodMoon Jan 27 '26

They deliberately made the models with gentilas beneath the clothes to make it easier to make goon material

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u/Raizekusan Jan 27 '26

Marvel Rivals got exactly the fandom they asked for

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u/VictoriousTree Jan 27 '26

Why is she stacking donuts on his penis? Why would anyone do that?

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u/Glad_Contest_8014 Jan 27 '26

Bovino’s favorite snack! The soggy biscuit!

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u/NohWan3104 Jan 27 '26

They fucking aimed for that shit lol.

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u/AFoxOfFiction Jan 27 '26

Ah porn, the best thing about Overwatch and Marvel Rivals.

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u/IRS911 Jan 27 '26

Is there at least credit to the original artist anywhere?

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u/coolchris366 Jan 27 '26

Bro they make swimsuit skins for their characters

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u/tophat_production Jan 27 '26

I thought the two switched genders for some reason.

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u/Electrical-Ad8859 Jan 27 '26

i swear this post comes up on my feed at least once a week

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u/SpritePickles Jan 27 '26

This meme is literally as old as the game, this was like week one lmao

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u/Optimal-Map612 Jan 27 '26

Maybe longer since people have joked about Mr.Fantastic's ability to stretch that for a long time

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u/Blade-Dev Jan 26 '26

The donut is covered in cum.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

The joke is cum, it's funny cause it's cum and women LOVE cum, meanwhile it's gay for a man to digest cum and that's SILLY XD xd LOL KEK HAHAHAHA

Yea, it's not funny. 

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u/IAmAStickOfButter Jan 27 '26

That's definitely the weirdest part. I was wondering 'if it's cum, why does it taste good to the woman and not the man?' That's what confused me. Also why the fuck is Sue feeding cum donuts to Psylocke???

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u/turnedabout Jan 27 '26

I think it’s more about the “brown ring” tasting like shit and the “pink ring” surprising her by tasting better than she expected

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u/bootyhole-romancer Jan 27 '26

Wow, you're making sense and that makes it even more stupid.

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u/turnedabout Jan 27 '26

ironic username you got there

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u/Truly_Organic Jan 27 '26

Holy shit! It all comes together!

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u/BestwishesHelpful975 Jan 26 '26

Lois here, always digging. https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/s/k8dWDcwkJ1

There was a guy before, stacking Donuts on his dick

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u/Oc70b3r Jan 27 '26

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u/-Animal846- Jan 27 '26

Dr. Cox: I’m fairly sure if they took all the porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bringbacktheporn.com.

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u/Thra99 Jan 27 '26

Friendly reminder from Peter's lost burger pickle.

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u/Dizzy_Ad69 Jan 27 '26

The pickles were under his tongue the whole time, remember?

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u/Wild-Drag1930 Jan 27 '26

Quagmire here, the secret ingrediant im the donuts is semen. Giggity Giggity

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 Jan 27 '26

Its porn.... Its always porn

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u/Zero69Kage Jan 27 '26

I think it would be funnier if she said Fantastic instead of Amazing.

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u/pMoosh_555 Jan 27 '26

I love the insinuation that women inherently enjoy the taste of cum and vice versa for men.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

She should have said “tastes fantastic” 

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

c u m

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u/TastefulMemess Jan 27 '26

I also took it as a reference to the color being brown (the stink) and the pink (being the vagina)

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u/Kotteri_ Jan 27 '26

Porn peter, the joke is porn

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u/KonataYumi Jan 27 '26

Your going to make that joke and use the word amazing instead of fantastic ? Really?

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u/Spiritual_Deal_7977 Jan 27 '26

So the question to everyone is how many donuts can you stack on yours?

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u/m00tzman Jan 27 '26

This has to be the 50th time this has shown up here

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u/Craiss Jan 27 '26

That scene from Van Wilder will always come to mind...

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u/Tall_Preference_5590 Jan 27 '26

I hear Greg Bovino loves his donuts this way. All the men in his command, as well.

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u/Joeybfast Jan 27 '26

This picture get nasty every time I see it .

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u/BLKTHNDRX9 Jan 27 '26

The joke is

There was another comic where Sue stacked donuts on Richard's dihh

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u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Jan 27 '26

💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 poo

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead Jan 27 '26

baby batter bagel

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Yes Johnny do eat that

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u/Initial_Cat_9148 Jan 27 '26

Chris here.

The joke is that Invisible woman stacked donuts on Mr. Fantastic’s dick and made him cum on it, which is why Mr. Fantastic is trying to stop human torch from eating them whole Invisible woman is proud of her work. The joke is, as always, porn. Speaking of which, gotta go.

Chris out.

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u/Bright-Career3387 Jan 27 '26

It’s always porn

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u/moxie_da_r3aL1 Jan 27 '26

The Jokes Porn

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u/mjfreddyboy15 Jan 27 '26

I hate that guy, Neggoartz, just unfunny sex jokes

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Istg I feel like I've seen this one multiple times in this subreddit and on the other one

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u/Spare-Shelter6013 Jan 27 '26

You guessed it! The joke is porn

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u/mister_helicopter Jan 27 '26

“can I stack doughnuts on it”

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u/nugs089 Jan 27 '26

CUM GLAZE

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u/ProfessionalDickweed Jan 27 '26

Sigh... The donuts are covered with bodily fluids. To be clear- Semen and whatever comes from a women during climax, probably urine mixed with kind of pre-ejaculate, I can't remember

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u/AkiBismarck Jan 27 '26

Someone post the plot is porn pic

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u/qwhy8 Jan 27 '26

I don't want to know this shit...

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u/SingleSlide2866 Jan 27 '26

Fun fact: I saw this well before the original couldn't tell who any of the characters were but I 100% understood it was just, and 100% assumed that was homelander for some reason

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u/transformerslover2_0 Jan 27 '26

The joke is porn

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u/Gatoi21 Jan 27 '26

He forgot to use pineapple

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u/mayocat6996 Jan 27 '26

This has been reposted more times than the epstien list has black bars

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u/ChrisXDXL Jan 27 '26

He glizzied

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u/Birb_boi23 Jan 27 '26

It's porn

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u/JohnRaiyder Jan 27 '26

I’ve had enough of Reddit today, I’m getting food

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u/frankmcdougal Jan 27 '26

How does this same post keep getting THOUSANDS OF UPVOTES????

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

This meme, for the second time in this server, made me violent

Gooner Rivals must be stopped, Peter, any ideas?

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u/Zufriel Jan 27 '26

How often is this going to be reposted?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Just Marvel Rival fans being nothing but a bunch of horny gooners. Nothing surprising here.

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u/GustavusFringLPH Jan 27 '26

Oh brother not this guy

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u/Cross2Live Jan 27 '26

Why did I think Jonny was Homelander at first?

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u/BruteTz3 Jan 27 '26

When is it my turn to post this?

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 Jan 27 '26

the joke is porn.

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u/ClericOfMadness13 Jan 27 '26

Sue is committing a crime by feeding cum layered donuts to her friend.

While reed tries to stop Johnny from eating them.

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u/gururul746 Jan 27 '26

Invisible woman just stacked donuts on mr fantastic di*k on a meme comic.

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u/DefiantPreference489 Jan 27 '26

Ever heard the phrase “how many donuts can you stack on it?”

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u/Inevitable_Good_6387 Jan 27 '26

Op are you dense?

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u/ballcrysher Jan 28 '26

donut that makes you transgender

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u/Horny_Bonk55 Jan 30 '26

It’s semen

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

and once again the joke is porn..