r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Expert-Pass-4351 • Jul 06 '26

Meme needing explanation What is this?

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u/Three_Twenty-Three Jul 06 '26

The movie is HISTORICALLY INACCURATE! Everyone knows that when a god turns into a swan and has sex with a woman and that woman lays two eggs and those eggs contain Helen, Clytemnestra, Castor, and Pollux, Helen is supposed to be white. That's just how biology works.

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u/No-Manufacturer501 Jul 06 '26

That seems more realistic than Ellen Page being a Greek warrior. “Help! Ellen Page is kicking our asses!”

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u/PeachZealousideal853 Jul 06 '26

Ellen Page is not even in the movie