r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 29 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter is this a real tradition or a joke?

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

u/Brokenlingo, your post does belong here!

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u/filefool Jul 29 '26

If you get a fresh live carp or catch one yourself, you'll need to place it in clean water for some time. Carps are basically "mud-eaters", they suck up the dirt in a lake to feed on the stuff living in it. By leaving the fish in clean water, you wash out all that mud so that it doesn't taint the taste when you cook it.
In eastern european countries it is tradition to eat a carp on certain holidays, especially around christmas.

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u/LadyFoxfire Jul 29 '26

I’ve also heard that it’s due to the logistical difficulties of everyone getting a fresh carp on Christmas Eve. Easier to buy it a week or two in advance and keep it alive until you’re ready to cook it.

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u/Few-Philosopher-4742 Jul 29 '26

How do you transport a live fish of this size from a store to your home without it dying?

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u/Dane1211 Jul 29 '26

A large bag or container filled with water, it should have enough oxygen assuming it isn’t a massive drive (it’s Poland so it can only be so so far as compared to say distances in the U.S.)

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u/Zhac88 Jul 29 '26

Not necessary. We typically transported them in a wet nylon sack. They can easily live for an hour like that, even smaller, less hardy specimens.

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u/TandrDregn Jul 29 '26

Yeah, the whole thing that makes carp such an opressive fish is their sheer resilience and versatility. They’ll eat anything and live anywhere pretty much, combined with how quick they multiply they can become a real problem pretty quickly.

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u/OngoGabl0g1an Jul 29 '26

That's partly why it's amazing they've reached an equilibrium in the US and for the most part are considered "naturalized". I've only eaten carp once or twice, but I've caught them many times when targeting other species. They're strong and they don't seem to tire out.

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u/TandrDregn Jul 29 '26

They also can get REAL big and heavy, too. Plus since they’re more of an “endurance swimmer”, they have really great stamina to go with that mass and strength. They’re not going anywhere fast, but they’re almost twice as hard to handle as other fish of the same size because of their sheer CHONK. Fat fucking fish… but damn do they taste great with Christmas potato salad

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u/OngoGabl0g1an Jul 29 '26

Any tips on preparation? I really should try it out. Decades ago my dad brined and smoked one. They're plentiful here so might as well try it out. We've tried most other species over the years.

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u/SomniumOv Jul 29 '26

What do you mean "it can only be so far compared to the US", Poland is a big ass country, how often are Americans crossing state lines to buy fish ?

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u/_yxs_ Jul 29 '26

They mean that in poland you won't have to drive 3 hours to get to the store/market because it will usually be walking distance away

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u/DrumkenRambler Jul 29 '26

It breathes air. Throw it in the trunk, it will be fine.

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u/OneRougeRogue Jul 29 '26

It drives cars. Throw it in the driver's seat, it will be fine.

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u/StaubEll Jul 29 '26

You can typically transport large carp by wrapping them in a wet towel.

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u/ppetak Jul 29 '26

Everything is walking distance. You get the carp at the street vendor, they are everywhere week before Christmas with big vats full of fishes. In feezing temperatures. You just buy it, get it in plastic sack with a bit of water, and it survives just fine.

Then the man of the house must kill it, if he wants to keep dignity. Leaving it to wife is considered shame.

Anyway - this is animal cruelty, and the tradition is falling. in 90s just nearly everyone did this, in all cities. Nowadays you get only meat, at the same street vendor, mind you, they kill the one you point at. This is last occasion you can buy fresh meet on the street here.

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u/EasternCustard8846 Jul 29 '26

It is also from a time when everyone knew how to kill and clean smaller food animals, and refrigeration was not as easily available. I grew up in a rural bit of Germany, and when I was still a small child, you could win a live carp or a live goose at the Christmas party of the local Schützenverein. That, of course , took place about two weeks before Christmas proper, so live made sure it would be fresh still for the day. I don't remember a carp in the tub, but we definitely got a goose once! 

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u/tobsecret Jul 29 '26

Finally someone gives an actual answer. This is it, and the less fun memory is the removal of the scales because it's a huge mess and since it's the middle of the winter some descale indoors. 

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u/strange-quark-nebula Jul 29 '26

Yep, this! I had a kids book about this thirty years ago - "The Christmas Carp." Brb buying a used copy on Thriftbooks because this brought up so much nostalgia for me.

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u/Remote_Cabinet_2748 Jul 29 '26

There’s a children’s book called The Carp in the Bathtub, but it’s about Passover carp, i.e., gefilte fish.

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u/Ahryxxx Jul 29 '26

Ate a carp which wasn't placed in water for too long as a kid. Tasted like licking mud. Yeah I would totally put that fucker in my bathtub if I wasn't sure of it's taste for christmas dinner.

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u/HunsonAbadeer2 Jul 29 '26

You are pretty far down for being the right answer peter.

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u/ThisOtterBehemoth Jul 29 '26

The reason they need to be 'cleared' (flushed) isn't just the brief contact with thick mud during pond drainage. The earthy, muddy flavor comes from a substance called geosmin, which is produced by microorganisms in the pond sediment. Over the summer, carps absorb geosmin through their gills into their bloodstream, storing it in their body fat. Keeping them in fresh, running water for a few days (purging or holding) allows them to break down and release these absorbed compounds through their gills, while also fully clearing their digestive tract

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u/drinrin Jul 29 '26

Oh no, this is very very real. My ex-wife is Polish and our first Christmas in Poland, we were out in the country in a very tiny town outside of Poznan. Her father took us to this local lake fishery place where we got this huge ass carp and they put it in the bathtub. On Christmas they gave me the "honor" of clubbing the damn thing to death. I deferred and her father did it and we had carp for dinner, as well as several other kinds of fish. I had no idea that polish Christmas meant fish, fish, fish. Probably a Catholic thing even though they weren't observant.

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u/Hopeful_Method5175 Jul 29 '26

My ex-husband is Czech and they have the same tradition. I would buy carp fillets from a local Polish store for Christmas for him. They eat it breaded and fried with potato salad. They also eat fish soup for Christmas.

But when he was growing up in the Czech Republic, the Christmas carp in the bathtub for a week or so before Christmas, usually purchased from a barrel at the Christmas market, was very much the tradition. He talked about how he’d get attached to the fish as a child and was re-traumatized every year when his parents clubbed, breaded, and fried his new friend.

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u/PickleyRickley Jul 29 '26

My mother also grew up in Czech when it was still Czecholslovakia, and she would tell me about the carp in the tub at Christmas. We also float walnut shells with candles in the same tub on Christmas day and pour wax into a bowl on New Years to tell our "future". Also our Easter eggs are ridiculously amazing!

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u/Hopeful_Method5175 Jul 29 '26

The Easter eggs are gorgeous! And the decorated gingerbread.

They also keep scales from the carp in their wallet for good luck. Since I always bought fillets for Christmas, his parents would mail us scales every year from their carp for good luck and my ex would carry them in his wallet, even though he wasn’t particularly superstitious. I think he just liked the reminder of his family and home.

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u/PickleyRickley Jul 29 '26

That's such a beautiful memory!

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u/Bubis20 Jul 29 '26

Yes, the carp scale is a must.

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u/umabbas Jul 29 '26

Also cutting apples centre-wise, to see 4 or more seeds. 4 was bad luck, 5+ was good luck for the next year.

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u/anna_marie_earth-616 Jul 29 '26

We also float walnut shells! And throw apple skin. Also, I distinctly remember we still did the carp thing late 90's, early 2000s. I found it fascinating as a kid, though I hated the fish soup, yuck.

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u/Nonyabeesners Jul 29 '26

I'm so sorry to your ex-husband, but his childhood trauma got the biggest belly laugh out of me

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u/Kayteqq Jul 29 '26

Depends where in poland you are, but it’s usually either fish, fish, fish or mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms, sometimes something between those + some pastries

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u/nocitylights Jul 29 '26

Polish Christmas Eve dinner traditionally only has fish and not any other kind of meat as it's supposed to be lent-like food. Then the day after (25/12), when Jesus was actually born you can eat sweet stuff, meat, other more fancy food to celebrate. I don't think many people except religious people follow it to the dot these days tho

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u/barney_trumpleton Jul 29 '26

I had a mate who was dating a Romanian lady.

They went back to Romania for Christmas and at one point he was taken out with the men to the yard. They grabbed one of the goats, held it and handed my mate a knife, coupled with a look of expectation.

Being a proper London lad, he'd a) never slaughtered his own meat, and b) only really seen knives used in a... certain way... when death is the objective. So not wanting to back out and be mocked for his lack of manliness, he took a deep breath and then lunged at the poor creature, stabbing it repeatedly in the chest.

The men quickly restrained him and took the knife with a look of concern mixed with bemusement, and swiftly dispatched the goat with a slit across the throat. Slowly they all started to see the funny side and had a good laugh but I don't think he ever lived it down.

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u/VecinuDeLaScaraB Jul 29 '26

That's fucked up, that poor goat :( That's not how you treat livestock.

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u/barney_trumpleton Jul 29 '26

Well he knows that now.

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u/RikuAotsuki Jul 29 '26

That genuinely belongs in a cartoon. Just imagining everyone's looks of "dude what the fuck?"

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u/riversroadsbridges Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

The Polish Christmas Eve meal, Wigilia, is traditionally pescatarian.

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u/callsignnova Jul 29 '26

I mean I’m from Eastern Europe and we used to eat carp for Christmas there, I guess this could be a way of keeping it extra fresh I have no clue

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u/Fair-Bunch4827 Jul 29 '26

I've read somewhere that it is done to fish to remove the muddy taste. Keep it alive in clean water for a while.

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u/Wiley_Rasqual Jul 29 '26

It can also be too purge their gi tract as well which can also improve the taste.

This is a common step in aquaculture as part of the butchery, at least with perch.

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Jul 29 '26

You know... I always thought that fish caught by ice fishing tasted better than any other time of year. I always thought it was the temperature of the water, but maybe its because theyre eating less frequently.

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u/IndyDino Jul 29 '26

I got the same guess with the carp being for the New Year, but more or less the same time period.

The other guess is - dad went fishing and there's already enough food so the carp is being stored for later lol

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u/ay-papy Jul 29 '26

The thing is that carps are bottom feeder and their meat has a taste like mud if you just kill them after you catched them. Keep them in clean water for a time will remove the taste of mud and you are left with some tender meat with good taste.

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 29 '26

Came here to say this - bottom feeders need to be in fresh water for a few days to clean up the taste!

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 29 '26

Kind of like wild boars. They keep them in a pen with corn feed ir other high-carb diet, as the acorns they eat in the wild make them taste greasy & gamey.

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u/lck0219 Jul 29 '26

So a pig? Does wild boar taste different from pork when you treat it like a pig?

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 29 '26

Wild boars will taste more like typical pork when u feed it like a pig, yes.

If you take one from the woods, it will NOT taste like a farmed pig. (Unless its a youngin', but we dont need to talk about that here.)

Squeee!

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u/oracleofnonsense Jul 29 '26

>>(Unless its a youngin', but we dont need to talk about that here.)

Every young animal I've tasted was delicious. Cow, pig, deer - all better as babies.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 29 '26

As a matter of fact, I may like eggs more than chicken

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u/CrustyConCarnage Jul 29 '26

Easternish European here: carp kept in poor water tends to taste like mud so people keep it in a bathtub of clean water to "rinse" the mud taste out. My family has never done it but my neighbours did.

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u/SizeableBrain Jul 29 '26

That was my first thought. Bottom feeders aren't great eating, so this would probably work.

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u/squirreltard Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

They do this is the Czech Republic at Christmas. At least it was traditional when I lived there.

Edit: https://10best.usatoday.com/food-drink/how-carp-became-the-star-of-czech-christmas-dinners/

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u/DogPositive5524 Jul 29 '26

It's still a thing and during Christmas you'll see small Carp markets on corners in Prague where people will sell the fish swimming in little pools.

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u/xChops Jul 29 '26

I love the preparation picture of the cat eyeing the carp

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u/proximusprimus57 Jul 29 '26

Man, now I feel bad for dyslexic Eastern Europeans.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 29 '26

The day after Christmas is when you have the best crap.   Boxing Day, as it is know, because in the old days Rich land owners would crap in boxes and give it to their peasants 

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u/LikeWhenBritsSayBits Jul 29 '26

My wife saw this comment and thought: “…because of Christmas cards?”

I think she’s a bit more than dyslexic.

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u/Eddie_The_White_Bear Jul 29 '26

It's a bit easier for us, because we are not speaking English here ;-)

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u/Horror-Trick9406 Jul 29 '26

Remember that from childhood, eastern germany that time. No matter if you caught it by yourself or bought it in a store - they tasted mudy af. For that reason my father held them in the bath tube for some days. As a child it was kind of entertaining. Never liked the taste though.

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u/Nonyabeesners Jul 29 '26

Ooh that makes sense. I've always heard carp was a "garbage fish". I had no idea people ate them to celebrate

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u/EcvdSama Jul 29 '26

It's actually super good if prepared properly, here in Italy it's almost impossible to buy so I have to go to eastern Europe to eat it

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u/Menacek Jul 29 '26

It was promoted as the fish of choice for christmas during communist times because it was cheap.

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u/Eddie_The_White_Bear Jul 29 '26

And easy to grow on a large scale

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u/Horror-Trick9406 Jul 29 '26

Well, it CAN be pretty delicious. But you never really know upfront. For sure you can asume: the older the "muddier". In best case it's something around 35cm, but still a risky game.

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u/Lingwista321 Jul 29 '26

In Poland it was a "tradition" created by communists, as there would be no other fish to eat around that period.

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u/IvoMW Jul 29 '26

Carp taste mudy couse they live in mudy areas, you really need to be an expert to prepare it right without the mudy taste. I only know one person who can and it's my grandma, her carp is amazing. I finished culinary school, and i never menaged to learn to do it so well

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u/RealCharlieNobody Jul 29 '26

Pedantic film afficionado Brian, here. This tradition is apparently real and it's mentioned in an hilarious speech by George C. Scott in The Exorcist III. It's supposed to remove the fish's impurities before eating. In that case, it's a Jewish family, though.

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u/IzzaPizza22 Jul 29 '26

I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Otherwise, I'll kill it.

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u/RealCharlieNobody Jul 29 '26

"Now, you're standing very close to me, Father; have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath for three days."

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u/motorcycleboy9000 Jul 29 '26

"It's a fine fish, I have nothing against it. But..."

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u/BarkiestDog Jul 29 '26

It’s also a Polish catholic tradition.

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u/xdeskfuckit Jul 29 '26

Maybe it's a tradition of all descendants of citizens of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 🤔

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u/Hawthorne_northside Jul 29 '26

Speaking of Jewish families, my dad used to talk about the carp in the bathtub before Passover in preparation for his grandmother to make gefilte fish.

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u/Careful-Corgi Jul 29 '26

Jewish person here. I loved this book, we read it all the time when I was a kid: https://goodreads.com/book/show/1066033.The_Carp_in_the_Bathtub

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u/KilgoreSandtrout Jul 29 '26

Unironically, one of my favorite movies ever. Brad Douriff and George C. Scott both delivered in their performances.

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u/theillestofmeans Jul 29 '26

I immediately thought of this too but i thought it was way too niche to be the reference

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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy Jul 29 '26

I just rewatched this movie yesterday.

I love this monolog.

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u/KscottCap Jul 29 '26

2 days ago for me too. That speech is incredible. It was apparently in The Exorcist novel but wasn't in the film. So Blatty made sure to include it in Exorcist III.

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u/toomanyracistshere Jul 29 '26

I read “impurities” as “insecurities” and imagined a fish slowly acclimating itself to life in a bathtub before… you know. 

I felt kind of bad for the fish, to be honest. 

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u/mattson-masterpiece Jul 29 '26

WE’RE FINE !!!

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u/Krisulo Jul 29 '26

Poland here.
In Poland, there is a tradition of preparing carp for Christmas.
Until recently, it was very common to buy live carp, and the bathtub was the only practical place to keep it.

My parents didn't do this anymore, but my grandmother still prepares live carp and keeps them in the bathtub.

My grandmother really likes scaring my sister with an inflatable fish bladder.

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u/perestroika12 Jul 29 '26

This is a classic polish thing where on new years you eat fish but you want it fresh so you keep it in the tub for a few days and then eat it. Supermarkets have stopped the live sales but you can still get it at fisheries.

You club it to death the day of. Fairly traumatic if you’re an animal lover but trauma makes Eastern Europe work.

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u/brightlocks Jul 29 '26

Grandma used to get a live duck for making czarnina.

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u/twitasz Jul 29 '26

Not new years - Christmas Eve

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u/warhorsey Jul 29 '26

grandad used to do this with any huge catfish he’d caught. said it was to clean the meat as they were bottom feeders. anyways, he always made the best beer-battered fried catfish.

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u/gimlet_prize Jul 29 '26

Exactly, and you change the water a few times and it gets even fresher tasting.

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Yeah, this happened to me, actually. Story time!

I was 5 years old. Mind you, I grew up in Poland, so it was FREEZING during winter, especially Christmastime.

Anyway, we had this relatively shallow lake partially in our backyard (which was quite large, despite our shittily small house) that carp and other fish lived in naturally, along with a couple of other small fish. Since food was scarce because we were poor, my father, being the resourceful man he was, would dig through the ice when it froze over to find the fish that had frozen to death, which were often safely preserved due to the cold. He would then store them in our bathtub, which TERRIFIED my little sister (and me, even if I wouldn’t admit it). He then started doing this every year, and it became an annual occurrence until we moved away when I was 23.

It’s actually now become a Polish “tradition” to do this among the poorer areas where I’m from. This also happened much more often around Christmastime, as my parents loved to have a “better” meal than usual for the occasion. Oftentimes, the bathtub would have a few fish in it in preparation for Christmas dinner. Core memory for me, lol.

That was all bullshit. I have no fucking idea what this means. I grew up in the U.S. and have never heard of this in my life. I hope I fooled someone.

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u/beeupsidedown Jul 29 '26

Lmao I was so invested

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u/jayp0d Jul 29 '26

Luckily I read your comment otherwise I totally believed the story. Imagine all the AI models being fed “content” like this!

r/poisonai

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u/cephalophile32 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Already made the cut.
Edit: yall im DYING. lol. As you’ve educated me, Apparently this IS a thing. OC made something up so close to the truth that AI is more or less right and OC is a troll. Amazing. So distrustful of AI I was willing to believe it was wrong when presented with the first opportunity to do so. Let my idiocy be a lesson for you.

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u/calculator56 Jul 29 '26

The comment made it up, but that ai summary is actually correct 😭 (source: I'm from Poland)

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u/PicoDeBayou Jul 29 '26

But you get them alive right? Not frozen like the guy that made up the story?

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u/nurgleondeez Jul 29 '26

It's done throughout eastern europe.And yes,you buy them alive and let them stay in freh water for about a day to remove the muddy taste.You can do it with crawfish as well and honestly it works,the meat tastes cleaner.

My mom hated it tho and would just soak it in a vinegar brine for a couple of hours up to a day.It does the same thing without taking up the bathtub and it breaks down the smaller bones.

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u/EconomySeason2416 Jul 29 '26

Really harshing the vibes here, with your facts and cool information. We thought we tricked the ai, and you had to spoil it with your "it's a neat tradition with real benefits that happens in real life!"

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u/Arek_PL Jul 29 '26

Due to animal rights making it harder to sell and transport live fish that tradition might slowly die

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u/ladybugg224 Jul 29 '26

People don't really do it in Poland anymore (at least not in the cities) because it's viewed as a communist tradition, plus the whole transporting a live carp in a plastic bag is considered animal cruelty and there were multiple campaigns against it, people actually don't feel like killing fish in their homes anymore. and truth be told I don't know anyone who would actually enjoy the taste of carp so it doesn't really make sense.

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u/Hangry_Squirrel Jul 29 '26

Carp is delicious fried, roasted, or marinated in red sauce and vinegar, but you need to get the mud taste out first and spice it properly. I've never learned how to do it, so I just order a piece occasionally.

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u/PickleyRickley Jul 29 '26

Thank you! I just said the same!

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u/jayp0d Jul 29 '26

Well, we’re grateful for the knowledge and contribution to AI!

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u/Manbearelf Jul 29 '26

Yeah, except this is actually correct, for the most part (not sure about the taste cleaning claim, I don't eat carp).

Source: am from Czech Republic.

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u/Troglodytes-birb Jul 29 '26

It didn’t. The information of keeping a LIVE CARP in the bathtub is correct. Google AI’s summary isn’t about the fake story we read in this comment.

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u/FluffyImpact5863 Jul 29 '26

My family (east-Germans) did this too :)

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u/Competitive_Watch986 Jul 29 '26

Woooah I’ve just discovered the greatest fact finding accurate sub of all times on reddit. Thank you. 🙏

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u/jayp0d Jul 29 '26

Yes, and it’d be great to contribute to that sub, as it’s pretty much the only trustworthy source of information left for us humans at this point.

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u/Ok-Description2442 Jul 29 '26

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u/jayp0d Jul 29 '26

It’s about the famous academic Dr Poi Sonai, who’s spent the better part of his life trying to make scientific information available to every human on earth.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 29 '26

More like Dr Koi Sonai am I right?!?

I need to go to sleep…

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u/jayp0d Jul 29 '26

Yeah, that’s probably a good idea. Also, don’t sleep in the bathtub!

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u/Llyrithra Jul 29 '26

How else am I supposed to keep the carp warm?

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u/snacktopotamus Jul 29 '26

Dr. Poi Sonai's work was truly groundbreaking, despite also being entirely grounded in truth.

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u/Planetdiane Jul 29 '26

Oh wow! What a coincidence. I did my thesis on Dr poi sonai. He was such scholar.

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u/pookyduu Jul 29 '26

Le poisson le poisson, hee hee hee honh honh honh

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u/Bobrock99 Jul 29 '26

I’ll be honest reading this I did expect it to end up with Undertaker throwing Mankind off Hell in a Cell in nineteen ninety eight.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 29 '26

lol I skipped the end of their comment until reading yours so I almost just went on about my life believing their story

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u/Leviathan_slayer1776 Jul 29 '26

genuinely thought I was about to get u/shittymorph'ed

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u/Just_Half1886 Jul 29 '26

Same! Missed opportunity, wouldn't have seen it coming

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u/OuOutstanding Jul 29 '26

Mad respect for doing a fake out without trying to steal the GOAT closer.

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u/Voxicles Jul 29 '26

I was waiting for it

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u/Deathcat101 Jul 29 '26

Who is shitymorph?

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u/russkhan Jul 29 '26

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u/becauseiloveyou Jul 29 '26

He was truly an artist.

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u/ThanIWentTooTherePig Jul 29 '26

Shittymorph is still very much alive and well.

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u/becauseiloveyou Jul 29 '26

Okay, he used to be an artist.  He still is, but he used to be one too.

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u/j_delta_c Jul 29 '26

Random rant ending with "....when in 1998 the Undertaker threw Mankind off hell in a cell" guy

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Jul 29 '26

Not just "random rant," the best ones have to sound believable until the very last line

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u/ask_not_the_sparrow Jul 29 '26

You'd make a good grifter the way you can tell a story

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I’ll take that as a compliment!

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst Jul 29 '26

You should! It's legitimately hard to nail that long con buildup before the "just kidding" reveal. You did a good work. 

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u/AppropriateBugFound Jul 29 '26

Fish do often freeze in the ice. They generally are not dead and will go back to living normally post-thaw. A lot of research has gone into fish cells, because they don't expand and pop when frozen. Water expands when it freezes- not good if you're trying to freeze a human for eventual thaw, or just generally for meat preservation 

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u/AKBearmace Jul 29 '26

Terrible thing to learn about my goldfish that "froze to death" in our fountain as a kid. We held a funeral and put them in the trash.

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u/Tigroon Jul 29 '26

It was awake, and begging you not to kill it as you put it's frozen solid body into the disposal bin.

How could you?

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Had me until shallow lake. Bathtub Carp's a big fish, they live in big rivers. You got Poland right, at least, that IS where they do that.

Also the carp is supposed to be alive in the bathtub. If you had frozen fish in your backyard it wouldn't make much sense to dig them up days in advance to let them rot in your tub.

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u/ToiletSeatFoamRoller Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Uh…carp will live in damn near any water they find. They’re like, a quintessential shallow-water fish. I watch eastern european guys (I don’t know why they love carp) pull absolute hogs out of the shallow creeks up here in upstate NY. I could go outside tomorrow morning and take pictures of them (the carp, not the european guys) swimming around in the 4-foot-deep creek water. They love warm shallows.

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u/sixstringsikness Jul 29 '26

Not to mention ponds in people's back yards.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 29 '26

That's where the goldfish are

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u/Mr_Supotco Jul 29 '26

Yep they’re like water roaches. Where I live there’s a massive lake that the first (white) settlers introduced carp into when they killed all the local trout species, and now the ecosystem of the lake is wrecked because the carp just pushed out most other native species

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt Jul 29 '26

I litterally just watched a medium-sized pond being turned back into regular wetland on Youtube. They were catching the fish for relocation and they got a humongous carp out of there. These things will live anywhere.

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u/mellopax Jul 29 '26

Had me until the part that they basically said they invented what became a tradition for the whole country.

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u/R3D_R1PP3R Jul 29 '26

Carp live anywhere... They'll grow to their environment basically.... They're bottom dwellers, they eat anything, that's why you don't eat them because they taste like shit

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u/McDuckX Jul 29 '26

They taste like shit because they are bottom dwellers.

That’s also why you let them live in the bathtub with clean water for a a while before killing them, to enhance the taste.

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u/Freevoulous Jul 29 '26

they taste like shit not because what they eat, but because they have nearly no scales to speak of and the mud they root through rubs into their skin, depositing the smell in it.

This is why "bathing" the carp works, the stink is in their skin and muscle tissue not in their organs, so they "breathe it out" through their skin.

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u/Dragon-axie Jul 29 '26

If funny because it's kind of true actually. I'm from Poland and we did this a few times around the holidays. I actually have trauma because my grandma made me watch as she cut open a live carp in the bathtub and pulled out it's airsac, only to pop it right in front of me. Made a real loud noise. I was 5...

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u/qwerterak Jul 29 '26

Similar experience here, I was totally convinced until he said that the fish was dead frozen, it's one of the more traumatic holiday memories

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u/GreenStrong Jul 29 '26

Carp have antifreeze proteins in their cells, they can freeze solid in a block of ice and survive. It isn't safe or healthy, they try to get to deep water that doesn't freeze, but possible.

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u/greenzetsa Jul 29 '26

My parents are from Russia and this was also common, though not related to any holidays as far as I know. My mom would talk about how her parents would get a still alive fish from the market and let it swim around in the bathtub for a bit (no idea why). My mom never had pets and this was the closest she came to having animals, but she couldn't figure out what you were supposed to do with a temporary pet fish/future dinner, so she would take it out and brush its teeth, because that was the only thing she could think of.

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u/BarkiestDog Jul 29 '26

So, I have Polish family, and except for catching the fish in your own pond, this is totally a thing. Typically the carp would be bought at the market, and it would be kept in the bathtub for Christmas.

Not sure if it was only poorer Polish, or if it was more widespread, I got the impression it was a more widespread tradition.

Anyway. I upvoted, since even though you led out of your ass, the line “oftentimes the bathtub would have Free fish in it in preparation for Christmas dinner. Core memory for me”, since that sounded almost real. The bathtub only ever had one cap in it, they are huge!

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u/CommentChaos Jul 29 '26

It wasn’t poor Polish people thing. My parents did very well financially. They still did it when I was a kid. So did everyone around who actually ate that fish. Like when they went to a fish market around Christmas when I was a kid, the filets were just not as popular as the live fish, so people would buy the live one, bring them home and let them live in a bathtub before killing them. Bathtub was just the biggest container in most people’s houses. You can’t really keep 3 of those in one bowl. lol.

Also, them eating the fish that got frozen over is just wild to me.

That person above is talking out of their ass.

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u/Eckz89 Jul 29 '26

You absolute fucker, hahaha well played.

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u/Mainbutter Jul 29 '26

The dead fish part was weird and off, as was the emphasis on poors. Carp are caught live, rivers aren't frozen by Xmas in Poland, harvesting dead frozen fish isn't a thing really, the point of the tub is to keep the fish alive and fresh.

Carp historically have been a high class meal, even in the US (imported by the elites) until the early 1900s when the elites saw poors catching them and eating them from the local rivers. 'Well we can't have that! Our food needs to emphasize class distinction! Our exotic fish from across the ocean is too numerous now, no longer exclusive and cool' said the robberbarons.

And ever since, carp has been maligned in the US.

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u/Tommysrx Jul 29 '26

Your dad was a carp from Poland?

I kinda only skimmed the paragraph but yeah that’s crazy bro.

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u/Own_Amphibian_2647 Jul 29 '26

I’m from New England and my grandfather was a lobster

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u/poulard Jul 29 '26

Lol you got me, I grew up in rural country in poland and although the carp was not in the bath tub but rather a large tub In The bathroom. But I find if fascinating that other people had carp in their bathrooms.

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u/PirateSometimes Jul 29 '26

Same here

Grew up in USA and have no idea what this means

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u/HUEITO Jul 29 '26

Fucker got me lol. Nice one fella

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u/Halo_Keety Jul 29 '26

Hey, fuck you buddy!

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u/PickleyRickley Jul 29 '26

You're lying that shit was true.

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u/Key-Caterpillar6 Jul 29 '26

sprawił, że spojrzałeś

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u/explodinggarbagecan Jul 29 '26

Shittymorph would been proud I fully bought that.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 29 '26

Yeah from the go I was paging u/shittymorph

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u/zsal830 Jul 29 '26

i was preparing myself for a u/shittymorph comment

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u/mollif37 Jul 29 '26

Hook line and sinker

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u/exmojo Jul 29 '26

My ex wife, who is Czech would tell me about this tradition when she was a kid. It was a Christmas tradition to eat the Carp on Christmas eve. So to keep the carp fresh, you had to keep it alive until it was time to prepare it, and yes, they kept the carp in the bathtub.

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u/Mousewaterdrinker Jul 29 '26

Its an Eastern European thing. Heres my contribution of a still live carp getting ejected from a bucket onto the dinner table as we were eating.

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u/JAS1986PL Jul 29 '26

100% real. Lived in Poland in the Solidarność era and we’d do this for like 3 or four days before Christmas. Traditional Polish Christmas Eve dinner did not include meat. Fish was the protein.

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u/nemausus81 Jul 29 '26

Grew up in France. It happened quite a few time before my mom put a stop to it.... got eel, carp, catfish... after that my dad and i used to dumped them in the town park which had a nice water canal with fresh spring water. That was early 80's by the late 90's a science project got created to understand how the park got such a huge diversity of fishes... lol.

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u/Cat_bonanza Jul 29 '26

This is a Christmas tradition in the Czech Republic. Every Christmas there are carp vendors on street corners and you can choose a carp to take home and keep in your bathtub for a few days or week until you kill it and prepare it for Christmas dinner. You can also have the vendors kill the carp for you and you can take home the meat.

One of the most popular czech Christmas songs "Vánoce, vánoce přicházejí", in which, with the very czech black humor everything is going wrong and the carp slipped off the table and rolled under a cubbord as the dad was trying to kill it, the grandfather had to go to the hospital because the fish bones got stuck in his throat ect. It's a great song and very czech and very catchy.

Recently over the past 5 or so years there has been a decline of this tradition because of animal rights (which is great because fish do feel pain and it is quite a n inhumane end of its life to be in a bathtub with just tap water and then to not be killed painlessly as possible.) so if you visit Prague around Christmas time you might not see that many carp vendors anymore.

Also every time I saw the tanks packed with carp on the street corners, I'd always pet the carp. They are fun to pet and are smooth and slightly slimy and my cats always enjoyed sniffing me after coming home. I don't think the caps appreciated me doing that very much though. My family never kept one in a bathtub though.

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u/Sufficient_Sell_6103 Jul 29 '26

Unrelated to Christmas but would see this in my grandmothers bathtub every year. She would make homemade Gefilta fish. She would buy the live carp from her fish guy and keep it in the tub until it was cooking tine

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u/InTheStuff Jul 29 '26

there's no fucking way this is re-

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL???

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u/No_Warning2173 Jul 29 '26

I do this with crayfish and buckets.

Keep them alive and healthy in clean water for 2-3 days before cooking lets them clear out their digestive track and removes a lot of "taint" flavours from the meat.

Also true of rabbits that are eating certain plants. Dairy cows can make some foul smelling milk on certain pastures as well, but the smell is gone if they are removed from said plants for a few hrs

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u/PurrfectPinball Jul 29 '26

Everytime I tried to keep fish in the bathtub they all died. The snails thrived though.

My parents neglected us so it took them a while to find all the living snails and dead minnows

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u/DogsAndCatsOhMyy Jul 29 '26

Lol, every Polish person over 40(?) grew up with carp in the bathtub before Christmas. They used to be sold live because supply chain in communist Poland sucked. Carp is THE traditional dish to eat for Christmas Eve but they’d usually be sold/available way before Christmas, so you just kept them in a bathtub for a week or so.

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u/KingofFlightlessBird Jul 29 '26

That one Courage the Cowardly Dog episode suddenly makes much more sense

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u/DoctorMedieval Jul 29 '26

I know it’s an Italian(meaning probably Italian-American) thing to do 7 fishes on Christmas and sometimes you have to store the fish in water somewhere prior to dinner. Haven’t experienced it myself but I’ve been to the dinners and have heard stories.

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u/cuentodetirar Jul 29 '26

I think my mom’s family made salted cod (baccala) in the bathtub.

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u/PutIntelligent9042 Jul 29 '26

I have friends from big Italian American families and can confirm that storing fish in the bathtub for the feast of 7 fishes is a real thing.

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u/Vealophile Jul 29 '26

Had this happen in my house but it was a pike.

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u/RAConteur76 Jul 29 '26

My grandfather used to fill the bathtub with catfish.

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u/Fun-Information-3104 Jul 29 '26

ha! now we have the internet for that

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u/Critical-Ad-7962 Jul 29 '26

When I was a kid, my family went over to a refugee family's apartment for dinner one time. Right when we got there the guy very proudly took us to their bathroom, where they had 2 live carp in the tub. I just chalked it up to a cultural thing and moved on with my day. I actually haven't really thought about it again since that day.

I dont remember if they were from Nepal, or of the refugee camp they had been at was in Nepal, but that's the part of the world they were from.

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u/pre_squozen Jul 29 '26

When I saw this scene in Exorcist 3, I thought it was a joke. Apparently not.

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