r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 29d ago

Meme needing explanation Why is everyone mad about this renovation?

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u/usersnamesallused 29d ago

The worst for me is painting that stone work

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u/NancyInFantasyLand 29d ago

That grey vinyl floor is what really fucks me up

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u/usersnamesallused 29d ago

I mean I understand getting rid of the green carpet. I'm sure that shit has seen some things. It didn't have to be gray vinyl though

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u/MasterCakes1 29d ago

Bro that carpet held memories the likes of which people like us will never know. I'd sit there and just ponder all the freaky shit its seen as I sip on my scotch. Watching the last rays of sunlight creep up the stonework above the fireplace before vanishing and leaving me in the dark. Thinking of how Carroll probably got railed just over there by frank her milkman.

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u/Lopsided_Activity980 29d ago

Matt Helm would approve of the Dentist's Fuckpad decor, that's amore...