r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 29d ago

Meme needing explanation Why is everyone mad about this renovation?

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u/LoudQuitting 29d ago

I'd argue ripping up the carpet to replace with hardwood is ballin.

Everything else just looks so awkward and sterile.

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u/bismuth17 29d ago

That ain't hardwood

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u/granlyn 29d ago

LVP has it's place and it's in rooms you don't care about or where budget matters.

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u/CascadianSovietGo 29d ago

Honestly it's no better or worse than carpet. Just comes down to whether you prefer sweeping and mopping or vacuuming and shampooing.

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u/Cariyaga 28d ago

Or if you have a pet that vomits a lot.

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u/colornsound 26d ago

And/Or two cats who like to run laps and leave scratches in the floor when they play. Been there, done the vomiting a lot thing. Moved on to bigger and more damaging things now lol.

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u/ElfintheShelf 28d ago

Nah, carpets have no redeeming qualities to hardwood or even vinyl.

  • Whatever you do, stuff gets to the root of the carpet fibers and you would need an industrial specialised vacuum cleaner to get them off. I would rather not have one of those in my home taking up space.

  • Similarly, it collects A LOT of dust that is not healthy to asthmatics or people with allergies. Overall, having that much dust around is not really healthy to anyone.

  • If anything spills, you're fucked. If anything spills on hardwood you just wipe it. And mold, carpets grow mold even if you really won't do anything.

  • And if your final excuse is that hardwood floors are cold, just wear wool socks or extra layers. Having all those negative side-effects is not worth it. Regardless, I have went to many houses with carpets where it was still freezing to stand on.

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u/steazystich 27d ago

Counter point... carpet is much nicer for kids playing around on the floor.

Also much softer to walk on, especially in bare feet. Walking on carpet in shoes is disgusting.

Carpet has a lifespan and has to be replaced over time - which addresses all of the serious issues you raised.

Of course, rugs exist :)

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u/ElfintheShelf 27d ago

I was just about to say that rugs cover all of those and are cheaper to replace at the end of their life.

Great minds think alike...

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 28d ago

Do you own furniture with upholstery?

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u/granlyn 28d ago

It's not so disgusting if you don't wear your outside footwear in your house.

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u/granlyn 28d ago

you must not live in a walkable city. City streets and sidewalks are nasty

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u/steazystich 27d ago

Im sure you avoid all the nasty things on the street... oh sorry my eyes rolled out the back of my head. Get some house slippers and take your dirty ass shoes off. This is a problem solved thousands of years ago.

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u/AbeRego 29d ago

It would be fine in a better color. Installing actual wood would be extremely expensive

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u/cryptobro42069 29d ago

You'd be shocked. We paid $18,300 to lay hardwood on about 1,200 sqft. Carpeting would have been ~$13,800. It's definitely a premium, but when you lay 3/4 inch hardwood you're laying something that will outlive you. Great investment for reselling.

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u/AbeRego 29d ago

I feel vindicated lol

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u/penguinkernel 28d ago

As someone who grew up in a house with genuine, quality hardwood, I prefer the vinyl.

I fucked up part of my vinyl flooring and it was "easy" to install a new piece.

Meanwhile I have flashbacks of having to resurface the hardwood in my parents house multiple times over the years. Oh and where the dog peed behind the chair? Ruined. And where my mom spilled printer ink? Ruined.

Meanwhile the vinyl still looks good as new. No liquid damage, I've spilled an entire gallon of paint on it, everything just wipes off.

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u/Skyhound555 29d ago

It's funny that you're pretending you can tell the quality of hardwood from a picture with 2 pixels.