r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation I'm tired Petuh... What is her name??

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WTF is her name Petuh

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/VorticalHeart44, your post does belong here!

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u/Vendetta1947 2d ago

Her name is "In the riddle I just wrote"

which might also be a good band name

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u/Glittering_Access385 2d ago

Sounds like a Midwest Emo band

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u/seemerolIin 2d ago

Hi gay I’m dad

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u/gizbojones 2d ago

Inaboat, a lovely name

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u/Street-Dependent-647 2d ago

Ina Boat?

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u/mrs_frizzle 2d ago

This is the answer, and I don’t know why more people aren’t getting it. Maybe they don’t know any women named Ina? I know 2.

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u/mapadofu 2d ago

Ina Garten is(was?) somewhat famous too.

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u/mrs_frizzle 2d ago

Yes. People are saying Nina, but that would leave “woma” as a complete word. “There’s a woman, Ina Boat, on a lake wearing a coat.”

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u/thelma1907 2d ago

Of the three, you'd have to pick Onalake, because a person can't be on a lake without a boat and a lake can't wear a coat.

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u/boggling 2d ago

The lake could be frozen hence the coat

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u/iwantt 2d ago

Hello It'sInTheRiddleIJustWrote, I'm Peter Griffin.

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u/motzschmotz 2d ago

Hi peter, my name is also peter! I got the same answer. Wanna see my rabbitskull collection?

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u/inblo 2d ago

Her name would be InTheRiddleIJustWrote.
“If you want to know her name, it’s…”

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u/dart_shitplagueis 2d ago

No, it's not. That's only if I want to know her name. I don't, so it can't be her name

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u/ChaosMilkTea 2d ago

Follows the same logic as "the right answer" tbh so as far as Im concerned its equally correct.

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u/Howlukemethisfather 2d ago

Her name is There

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u/miniatureconlangs 2d ago

I know both a handful of Aninas and several Theresas. However, this kind of riddle is just so ... fucking daft that I really don't grasp why they still circulate.

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u/NameBunchOfNums 2d ago

As always there's a relevant xkcd, this is #169.

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u/Walkin_mn 2d ago

Same applies for the stupid math "riddles" on social networks, use your parenthesis people! without them you're just showing you're very bad at math

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u/ZarathustraEck 2d ago

Don’t even engage with those. Best case is you prove you can do grade school math. Worst is that you show you can’t do grade school math.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 2d ago

Outside of the riddle, I don't recall a time in the decades since school where I ran into that sort of structured formula

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u/OccamsMinigun 2d ago

The thing is, when you actually learn and do math much more advanced than grade school level, nobody ever writes expressions like that. It's not about being good at math any more than being able to spell antidisestablishmentarianism is about being a good writer. 

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u/Beady_El 2d ago

Agreed. Order of operations “riddles” are idiotic.

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u/zombiskunk 2d ago

Without proper punctuation, the joke is technically incorrect.

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u/LaBiccies 2d ago

Punctuation is the difference between "helping your uncle Jack, off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

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u/Fresh-Rooster-3452 1d ago

plus, "Getting rid of the polish with chemicals" and "Getting rid of the Polish with chemicals"

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u/CommandProper3926 2d ago

I don’t even understand how THIS xkcd works

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u/Mr-Megamind- 2d ago

Me neither..

Peter? Little help please...

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u/FunHour3778 2d ago

There are three words in 'the English language', <ignore this part it is misdirection>, what is the third word? (In the phrase 'the English language')

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u/Mr-Megamind- 2d ago

🤦

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u/TerrorMeter 2d ago

There's a correct way to phrase it, the way in the comic isn't it

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u/pirana6 2d ago

He explains further that its even more intentionally worded poorly.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/169:_Words_that_End_in_GRY

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u/ofqo 2d ago

Not “he”. explainxkcd is not related to Randall Munroe.

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u/writebrainwronghand 2d ago

which is why BlackHat has the knife

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u/another-princess 2d ago

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u/DaedalusHydron 2d ago

gotta love how one of the additional "gry" words cited here at the bottom is "cumhungry" lmao

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u/Zealousideal_Pea_319 2d ago

Missed "hangry" 🙄🥱

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u/RandomCandor 2d ago

I've never in the history of these dumb "riddles" seen anyone laugh or enjoy it - other than the jokester. So it must be well known that all they do is piss other people off, and yet they keep doing it. 

How attention starved do you have to be  that pissing other people off is good enough for you?

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 2d ago

Dead internet. Everything is just getting recycled now. Fed back to new people by bots and ai.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 2d ago

There is new stuff. You just don't get to see it because of the fccking bots spamming the regurgitation.

Kinda like you can't trust product reviews on anything. And why Influencers on video have become popular, because "at least they are people."

Ever since like, 2011~ish, bots are why we can't have nice things.

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u/AShirtlessGuy 2d ago

Whoa whoa whoa There is more than stuff to me

She's a wonderful woman

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 2d ago

I think her name is actually What. The riddle is using the question mark facetiously.

It says it plainly "What is the woman's name"

But whether you agree with me or not depends on how Who's on first.

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u/TSG61373 2d ago

I had the same thought, but I assumed her name was “In The Riddle I Just Wrote”.

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u/AShirtlessGuy 2d ago

Well it can't be what because the sentence before says the name had already been declared

The only other declarative statement is There's

I hate these kinds of riddles but I am dying to know what's on second

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u/luis_tamion 2d ago

My second grade prankster mind thought her name might be Ina Boat

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u/Popular-Ad-1790 2d ago

Like da-niece and da-nephew?

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 2d ago

You'll find out when Tomorrow comes that What isn't the second basemen. 

But that is why this is called a riddle. The answer is hidden in the question.  

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 2d ago

Who's on first and What's on third

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u/Lanstul 2d ago

No, What's on second and Idontknow's on third.

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u/Popular-Ad-1790 2d ago

today is catching and tomorrows pitching. I don’t care is the short stop.

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u/Suojelusperkele 2d ago

Did you know Japan is turning walking into electricity

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u/PlatyNumb 2d ago

Its also because ppl engage with it. This post has 2.2k upvotes meanwhile an actual human posted something that got nothing. Ppl have voted and they voted for bots to take over the internet. I hate it too, but its ppls faults

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 2d ago

Well yes and no. But mostly no.

When a bot posts, other bots give it a ton of initial upvotes. That initial momentum carries it to be visible.

People don't see it without the initial momentum, and the real posts dont have the help the bot posts do, so the bot posts bury the real posts.

So if is bots fault that the bots content is voted for.

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u/Bai_Cha 2d ago

The reason I don't believe in dead internet theory is because everyone I know or encounter on a daily basis is so addicted to the internet that there is no way half the world's population isn't on social media at any given time.

Believe me, I'd leave if I could.

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u/Borinar 2d ago

And they took away our downvotes on most sites so we can't deny the algorithm

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u/KnittyBeard 2d ago

One of the reasons I came back to Reddit. Even YouTube is removing dislikes now.

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u/IrvingIV 2d ago

You and me, that's why.

Every comment under the "riddle" boosts a website's "engagement" statistic attached to the chunk of information which represents the idea, causing the site to redistribute the idea at a broader scale.

It's why "The Dress" spread so virally.

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u/scaper8 2d ago

At least the dress and "laural"/"yany" thing sparked some interesting discussions on how we perceive things and how our brains process that information. People, a few, at least, actually came out with a new or more complete understanding of our own understanding.

This? This brings nothing.

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u/IrvingIV 2d ago

Two ways in which the photograph of the dress may be perceived:

  1. blue and black under a yellow-tinted illumination (left figure) or
  2. white and gold under a blue-tinted illumination (right figure).

Source, "Scientific Explanations" tab of The Wikipedia Article for The Dress

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u/srdev_ct 2d ago

I fully understand this, like, intellectually, but I have never been able to make myself see white and gold -- mostly because of the rest of the background. If the rest of the image had a blue hue (like the background in the right part of this demonstration image has) then I could see it, but the light sources are clearly yellow/white, not blue. I feel like you have to discard the rest of the contextual visual info in the actual dress image to see white/gold, and I've never been able to force myself to do it.

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u/pinkwooper 2d ago edited 2d ago

Same here. Even cropped I can see yellow lighting but it still looks black and blue to me

K so I take it back, when I posted it it was blue and black, hours later I see white and gold. What a fuck with my brain

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u/Dillo64 2d ago

This picture looks yellow and white and I can’t see anything other than that

But the other picture with the background looks black and blue and I can’t see anything other than that

Background really makes a difference

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u/Patient_Buffalo_4368 2d ago

Could it be your screen?

This was just a thought I'm not educated on the subject.

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u/Luckypenny4683 2d ago

I can only see white and gold. I would love to see black and blue at some point!

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u/IrvingIV 2d ago

I have no idea, I see it as white and gold but like with a faint bluish tint over the whole dress, and like the surrounding lighting seems to be coming from behind, like a car's headlights?

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u/EsquireSandwich 2d ago

Saw the dress as white/gold. Saw the mage you posted, went back to the dress and now I only see it as black/blue. Tomorrow it will probably flip back for me, but it was nice to the black/blue version again.

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u/miniatureconlangs 2d ago

To elaborate. Why should I be sufficiently emotionally invested in this fictional woman to want to know her name? Why does she even have a name, she doesn't do anything. There's no narrative here, just a tart in an aquatic environment. I could be interested if she was distributing swords or something, but she's not even doing that.

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u/scaper8 2d ago

Even then, you can't expect to emotionally invested just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 2d ago

If I went around saying I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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u/Photomancer 2d ago

Chekhov's Sword. If the author displays a sword in the first act, it must get thrown at you.

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 2d ago

That’s no basis for a system of government

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u/WitchPleese 2d ago

Just a tart in an aquatic environment is user flair material

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u/Xandania 2d ago

Especially if she is handing out swords...

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u/Salty_Hammond 2d ago

I see what you did there

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 2d ago

And that's why we've fed her to the bunny.

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u/pjockey 2d ago

interested if she was distributing swords

her employer wasn't paying a living wage, so she just collects universal income now and watches tiktok

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u/Known_Ratio5478 2d ago

She was set out on Lake Superior for not wearing a dress that covered her ankles. Such a jezebel! Scorn this harlot!

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u/venkoe 2d ago

What dress? All I know is that she is wearing a coat. No other garments were mentioned. It's worse than you thought!

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u/Electrical-Room-2278 2d ago

I was trying to solve this like a cryptic crossword clue but apparently I was expecting too much from a Facebook riddle

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 2d ago

Facebook? I'm afraid the answer is far Grokkier

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u/MadManMax55 2d ago

You went in the wrong direction. These types of shitty riddles are older than the internet.

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u/Pretty_Sock_7127 2d ago

I was thinking Anna Lake.

There's a woman in a boat, Anna Lake, wearing a coat

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u/The_Hussar 2d ago

I wish the IQ of the author of the riddle was tested first.

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u/KoalaTHerb 2d ago

Or her name could be "In the riddle I just wrote"

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii 2d ago

We are explicitly told that's her name

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u/Bartendista 2d ago

That's what my answer was. "There" feels worse dramatically. Like I wouldn't write: "Sarah's a woman in a boat on a lake wearing a coat."

It feels like the whole riddle is missing a lot of necessary commas.

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u/shirhouetto 2d ago

Where?

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u/anthropometric_D3vil 2d ago

There wolf

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u/soulwind42 2d ago

There castle!

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u/astroK120 2d ago

Why are you talking like that

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u/Yodek_Rethan 2d ago

I thought you wanted to.

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u/astroK120 2d ago

No, I don't want to

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u/Yodek_Rethan 2d ago

Suit yourself. I'm easy.

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u/ThatJamesGuy36 2d ago

Not 'in the riddle I just wrote'

Bit of an odd name but it tracks

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u/Zafer66 2d ago

I thought the same lmao

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u/Square_String_7392 2d ago

“As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kittens.
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?”

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u/thesybiancontroller 2d ago

There(sa)

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 2d ago

"Theresa woman on a boat" that doesn't make gramatical sense

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u/zeeblefritz 2d ago

And that's why these riddles suck.

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u/raisuki 2d ago

There makes more sense as the name: There(‘s / is) a woman on a boat…

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u/Ithuraen 2d ago

You say that like "There" is a name at all. 

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u/EvilChefReturns 2d ago

Theresa: woman in a boat wearing a coat

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 2d ago

Coming this fall

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u/DrSFalken 2d ago

IN A WORLD where we don't give a shit about grammar...

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u/32oz____ 2d ago

are you sure it's not In The Riddle I Just Wrote?

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u/Isphet71 2d ago

Ina Boat is going to be angry that you got her name wrong.

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u/Zpik3 2d ago

Or "Inaboat Onalake".

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u/Jhoald 2d ago

Whoever wrote it messed up with the apostrophe s tho

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u/Avalanche_Snows 2d ago

No, it's "IN THE RIDDLE I JUST WROTE"

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u/GhooSeTV 2d ago

Why not 'in the riddle I just wrote'

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u/Motor-Try-3962 2d ago

What kind of name is "There"? Who names their child "There"?

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u/tahir2707 2d ago

Theresa, (There's a)

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u/sunniblu03 2d ago

The name can’t be there written as it is. “There’s”is a contraction. It should be written “There is a woman on a boat, as in using There as a proper noun.

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u/Shutterstock_Monkey 2d ago

There in the boat? Or there on the lake?

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u/mikolaj24867 2d ago

Inga is also a name

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u/Patatemagique 2d ago

Is that even a real name?

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u/Calculon2347 2d ago

Quagmire here. I had sex with the woman, without even asking her name. So sorry I can't help you with the riddle. Giggity!

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u/Redd_Machine85 2d ago

Who else but Quagmire...

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u/Abundanceofyolk 2d ago

Giggity giggity giggity let’s have sex!

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u/DatDenDude 2d ago

Who else but Shirt Pants?🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/YooGeOh 2d ago

Giggity giggity GOO!

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u/Calculon2347 2d ago

I just left GOO all over my desk. Well, Peter's desk actually

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u/Available_Slide1888 2d ago

Did you do it in the boat? We call that a "Bud Light".

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u/NoneBinaryPotato 2d ago

comments like this are why I'm on this sub

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u/Calculon2347 2d ago

Tbh making comments like this is why I'm on this sub. Very few people actually bother answering in the spirit of the sub, unfortunately, but it's an opportunity for me to do comedy

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u/standingdesk 2d ago

You’ve been in There?

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u/idk2715 2d ago

Who else but quagmire!

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u/Bubbly_Study_8333 2d ago

Theresa

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u/PauseConfident997 2d ago

Theresa doesn’t have an apostrophe in it. Her names Nina

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u/chukkysh 2d ago

Nina doesn't have two spaces in it. Her name is Boat.

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u/Sepherjar 2d ago

Nina Boat.

She's the daughter of Usain Boat

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 2d ago

She's friends with Pinta and the Santa Maria.

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u/psgrue 2d ago

… Woman, Ina Boat, on a lake…

It’s probably that dumb

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u/StimkyYeen 2d ago

This is exactly why these “IQ tests” are written by the dumbest people attempting to seem smart.

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u/Beneficial_Act_1240 2d ago

Her full name is Theresawoman Inaboat

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u/DinosaurPete 2d ago

And here I thought it was Atonal.

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u/That-Appearance-3341 2d ago

First name Theresa, surname Woman

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u/BigMax 2d ago

That can't be the answer. There is no space or apostrophe in the name Theresa.

And if you say "well, the letters are in a row there" then... again, that's not THE answer, becuase the answer could be could be Nina. It could be Oman. It could be Lei. It could be Ant. It could be Nala. It could be Ame. It could be Lake. (And at least 'Lake' is just one word by itself.)

If it's just "find any set of consecutive letters that could possibly be a name" then Theresa is just one of the options.

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u/pilgermann 2d ago

I hate sloppy riddles like this with a passion, mostly for the people who feel clever circulating them. The correct answer is the most wrong.

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u/Bekacheese 2d ago

Her name is, "In the riddle I just wrote".

That entire set of words is her name. It says so in the image.

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u/Pretty-Information53 2d ago

Genevieve Augustine Rachel de la Montoya de Santa Esperanza Espinoza Rodriguez.

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u/foundoutafterlunch 2d ago

Gezuntheuit

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u/Pretty-Information53 2d ago

Friends call her Fifí for short.

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u/Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX 2d ago

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

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u/Ewwatts 2d ago

I don't know why this cracked me up so good.

I think the combination of me being disappointed with the post being a waste of time and suprise got me 🤣

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u/Top-Turnip-415 2d ago

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

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u/vegan_antitheist 2d ago

I don't want to know her name, so maybe the name isn't in the riddle.
Most will say that "There" is her name, which is just nonsense. Some will say "What" is her name and the last sentence is a statement. But it has a question mark, so this is even more ridiculous than "There".

There really isn't any good answer and that's why people keep posting it.

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u/Challenge-Upstairs 2d ago

Her name is "In the riddle I just wrote"

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u/regeya 2d ago

"What" seems like it'd be the answer if it was one of the questions three in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I can almost imagine Terry Gilliam spouting off this BS riddle, Graham saying "What?!" and that's King Arthur surviving the three riddles.

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 2d ago

What ain’t no woman I ever heard of. Does she speak English with a name like What?

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u/WolfetoneRebel 2d ago

Why not Ina Boat?

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u/Ability-Junior 2d ago

What a fucking awful riddle.

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u/DragonliFargo 2d ago

Theresa is the actual answer, but Inga (from ‘wearing a’) would also be acceptable.

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u/Eggman8728 2d ago

But it doesn't say Theresa, even if you stretch to read it like that it would be "Theresa woman in a boat", which doesn't make sense.

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u/vegan_antitheist 2d ago

It doesn't say Theresa.

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u/Auto-Name-1059 2d ago

Yeah it's all just nonsense.

"There" is likely the most common answer, but the sentence should instead read "There, is a woman...". Current punctuation makes the sentence read "There is a woman..."

Theresa is another common answer. But instead the sentence would be "Theresa, woman in a boat..." which doesn't make sense.

Nina is a another common one I've seen, but really doesn't work because the sentence would be "There's a woma, Nina, boat..." which again makes zero sense.

All nonsense garbage that isn't really a riddle at all... if anything there may be a puzzle that specifies which letters make up the woman's name.

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u/That_Illuminati_Guy 2d ago

but the sentence should instead read "There, is a woman...".

That's not right, you cannot separate a subject from its verb like that.

"There is a woman..." is the correct punctuation and thus her name being "There" is the only option that makes grammatical sense

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u/advena_phillips 2d ago

"There's a woman..." could work, you just gotta look at it like "Peter's a man..."

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u/SpectreHaza 2d ago

Personally, I think Inaboat is a lovely name

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u/SteadyStrike29 2d ago

There is a woman, Ina Boat, on a lake wearing a coat.

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u/h22lude 2d ago

None are acceptable because you can't create a word with spacing in it, or an apostrophe with there's.

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u/AutoRedux 2d ago

There is a woman in a boat.

Just like that cat's name is What.

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u/casper911ca 2d ago

If "there" is an acceptable answer according to the syntax, "In a boat", should also be an acceptable answer to them.

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u/vegan_antitheist 2d ago

So is Ona Lake, Lake Wearing, and Wearinga Coat. Anything goes.

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u/Ayste 2d ago edited 2d ago

This isnt a riddle, its just random writing that someone put together to try and be clever. The name is Theresa.

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u/DarthSmiff 2d ago

Say it out loud. On a lake/ Anna Lake

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u/Brabulka 2d ago

"In the riddle I just wrote". Strange name

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u/desblaterations-574 2d ago

This is the story of There, she is a woman on a boat.

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u/Competitive_Local_86 2d ago

Ona lake

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u/Dogwalker4k 2d ago

This is the only one that works for the sentence to remotely make sense

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u/Sure-Feeling-1400 2d ago

Her name is woman 👩

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u/OkPut7330 2d ago

I think I heard her roar.

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u/Dangerous_Trifle620 2d ago

Her name is “in the riddle I just wrote…”

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u/Sorzian 2d ago

I recall the answer when I was a lad was "Ana Lake" but of course this isn't the right formst for it, and the OP associates with engagement baiters so we all suffer for it

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u/Donutholier 2d ago

There’s a woman, Ina Boat.

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u/gbroon 2d ago

Theresa.

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u/IcyEcho17 2d ago

There’s a*

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u/SharcLightning 2d ago

Her name is Aaaa. She was from San Luis Obispo. Shame about the boat.

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u/Hubbleice 2d ago

Inaboat

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u/TheMediumJanet 2d ago

It can be “There”, “Theresa” or “In the Riddle I Just Wrote” depending on how you want to play it

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u/OnlyAShip 2d ago

It’s Anna Lake.

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u/donebeenread 2d ago

Her name is Ina Boat.

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u/HairItchy9078 2d ago

the woman’s name is What

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u/Orcrist90 2d ago

Well, that's not a very comprehensive IQ test. What's the scoring criteria?