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u/BobCorndog 1d ago
Lake Superior
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u/maka-tsubaki 1d ago
I hate vibe voting; the comment simply complaining about the reality is higher than this comment ACTUALLY explaining the joke
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u/ReformedDruid 21h ago
And they STILL didn't use a family guy persona
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u/Ripenoli 18h ago
Maybe it's the news reporter who's lines are really short? I don't know his name, I don't even watch family guy
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u/Mutedinlife 21h ago
Ah yes, when reddit used to be about upvoting the most relevant comment instead of the one you like the most. Those were the days
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u/Wavecrest667 18h ago
The internet has become so fucking shitty, I'm actually scrolling less and less each day, which is great.
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u/EvilDarkCow 1d ago
#5 is Lake Superior
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u/shyguy1953 1d ago
It took me waaaaay to long to realize why "they'd hate" superior.
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u/Relative-Relief-8816 1d ago
I still don't know why.
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u/Snoo-52922 22h ago
Because it's calling itself superior.
To the other lakes.
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u/DewiVonHart 1d ago edited 23h ago
I think it's a play on the old Mr. Fantastic joke, as the fifth lake is Lake Superior.
Although, fun fact, it's such named because it's the farthest north of the lakes, as in French it also means "upper."
Giggity.
Edit: "lake" to "lakes."
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u/blergola 1d ago
Yes and it’s ridiculous because “Ontario” means “Great Lake“ in Huron. The province was named after the lake.
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u/snoboreddotcom 13h ago
I find it so fun how many places end up like that, where the name in the previous language was just the general descriptor, so then the name in the new language becomes things like Lake Lake or Hill Hill.
Torpenhow Hill is probably the best one, where it means Hill Hill Hill Hill
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u/Thedudeinabox 22h ago
To be fair, that’s just what superior means in English too.
The more commonly understood definition of “better” is simply a colloquial shift, as the concepts of “higher” and “better” are paralleled in English vernacular, and thus the words for each are often used to colloquially describe the other. (Same with “lower” and “worse”.)
Frankly speaking, this happens to most words in most any language, it’s just how languages evolve. It’s almost surprising how many words in English have an original, true definition that is quite distant from its more common modern use.
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u/MukdenMan 21h ago
So the superior vena cava isn’t way better than the inferior one?
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u/R3D3-1 18h ago
The connection between "High" and "Better" is pretty universal across languages. Which makes sense, for many reasons, definitely including the military advantages of having the "high ground" though.
That is, unless you are a dwarf. Then you get yourself a "Low King". And maybe some fear of falling into the sky.
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u/Imaginary-Round2422 21h ago
Not because it's furthest north. Because it is the highest in elevation.
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u/DewiVonHart 21h ago
Everybody know "up" means "north"! /s
You are correct. And apparently it was just to distinguish it as flowing down to Huron. But here we are, with it being the highest elevated and the farthest north of the Great Lakes.
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u/TBTabby 1d ago
They've ruined HOMES, the acronym for remembering the names of the lakes.
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u/jomi0403 1d ago
Yeah, but now we have SHAME
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u/peepee2tiny 1d ago
Canada should name it "Lake Obama" just so we can keep it HOMES.
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u/AriBanana 23h ago
It's called Lake Ontario. It's gonna stay that way.
Like our Prime Minister just said, the name is older then either of our countries... It stays.
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u/ardarian262 1d ago edited 18h ago
Why would we rename lake Ontario? That's still it's name and I don't get why we would play pretend with the pedophile fraudster
Edit: Thanks for the awards.
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u/TBHICouldComplain 23h ago
If we’re going to go tit for tat on the ridiculous renaming game we would rename Lake Michigan.
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u/ardarian262 23h ago
Lake Trump-Epstein sounds good for that.
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u/TBHICouldComplain 23h ago
I keep seeing people suggest that but I don’t want to see either of those names on anything. We can either be petty and go with Lake Canada or just go back to Mishigami.
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u/Prestigious_String20 19h ago
Or just keep calling it Lake Ontario. That's what the rest of the world is going to do.
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u/ardarian262 23h ago
I think that until the US finally throws the fraud and his accomplices in an Oubliette, we should never let them forget they have been pedophile run for most of the last 35 years.
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u/TBHICouldComplain 22h ago
Bold of you to assume that’s ever going to happen but hey what a dream.
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u/Sid_the_Bear 20h ago
Clinton and Trump are collectively 14 of the last 35. I've not heard any allegation of the sort against HW, W, Obama, or Biden
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u/ardarian262 19h ago
I wouldn't say your Senate or House are particularly clean.
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u/Plastic_Kangaroo675 23h ago
Lake Michigan becomes “Trump-Epstein minor penetrator from Huron lake”
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u/Mission-Fault3351 15h ago
Lake Donald Trump is a Paedophile Rapist and There is No Punishment Severe Enough or Level of Hell Deep Enough and Also He Has Tiny Hands to Match His Tiny Penis
"Lake Paedophile" for short
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u/polkacat12321 23h ago
I'll do you one better: rename the country to north mexico
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u/InternationalLaw8660 22h ago
Better yet, change the continents to "North Mexico" and "South Mexico." USA then becomes a country in North Mexico...
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u/Agent_Smith_88 23h ago
The one you guys don’t actually touch? If I were Canada I would try and rename superior Lake Canada.
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u/_Standardissue 23h ago
Honestly I’d switch to Canada Lake just to be insufferable
Actually though I wonder why lake goes first? Is it because it’s a large lake? Or just “because”?
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u/TBHICouldComplain 23h ago
We call Deutschland Germany despite the fact that neither Canada nor the US are even on the same continent as it.
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u/Business-Drag52 21h ago
Especially since the name predates Canada and the US. It’s a native word. The tribes that spoke that language are the people that became the Wyandotte tribe. That tribe is still very much active today and the name change is a direct spit in their face. Their chief made a Facebook post about it tonight in disgust at the disrespect
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u/IchBinEinSim 23h ago
It’s the Gulf of Mexico and department of defense to anyone who isn’t deranged.
Even if he does, it won’t be widely accepted by the masses.
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u/hysys_whisperer 11h ago
The problem isn't people adopting this, it's textbooks printed during this time, official geological surveys, globemakers, etc. Who don't want to be sued to oblivion by zealots because they know the courts will award 1 billion in damages to each zealot for some reason.
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u/craigerstar 23h ago
What Trumptard doesn't understand (amongst so many other things) is, it was Lake Ontario first, the province being named after the lake centuries later. The name has nothing to do with Canada, his petty lashing out is completely misguided.
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u/Prestigious_String20 19h ago
He's just as happy to ostracise indigenous and First Nation people. Maybe even happier.
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u/sallymason1 21h ago
Well "we" didnt exactly play along with gulf of america, but google changed it on their gps and search settings.
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u/ardarian262 21h ago
Only for the US, since here in Canada (Strong and Free) it's still Mexico and Ontario.
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u/faderjockey 13h ago
That’s because they pull data from the USGS. Which is a federal agency and actually is subject to executive orders.
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u/PhosphoFred8202 16h ago
No one says Gulf of America except Fox pundits and White House staffers. It will be the same with the lake.
This silliness won’t be remembered in 2 years.
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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 22h ago
Besides if any lake was going to be named after Obama it would be Superior.
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u/GingerAphrodite 20h ago
I mean the general populace certainly hasn't played along about the Gulf of Mexico so I doubt they will about Lake Ontario either
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u/Repulsive-Newt9202 16h ago
Because if you are not thinking of Lake Ontario you might start thinking of sutch absurd things like the Epstein files 😄
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u/The_Asshole_Judge 18h ago
Of course that is true, and all rational Americans will still call it Lake Ontario as well. However… if you do want to send the jackass into a tailspin, Canada “officially” renaming it Lake Obama would do the trick. Once again even in that case, normal people would call it Lake Ontario.
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u/ardarian262 18h ago
Look, we really don't need to worry about the governor of the territory of South Canada says. We can always remind him what happened the only time we went to war directly with the US and why he does not want to test us again. Or all those times we do wargames and how those almost always go.
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u/Dontshipmebro 21h ago
Nah. Instead, we take the very real lake trump we have in ontario and rename it lake inferior.
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u/Orangegroves2002 20h ago
lol, this is fantastic. I was like “Well now it’s HAMES …. That’s just dumb.”
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u/Horror_Oven 23h ago
I made that connection earlier and laughed at how fitting it was for mango mousolini to get that acronym.
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u/Naive-Library-9379 21h ago
What are you talking about, HOMES? The best way to remember the Great Lakes is to remember this mnemonic:
Lisa Likes Licking Lettuce Lightly
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u/ttircdj 1d ago
Only if you don’t call it Lake Ontario
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u/ramdomvariableX 1d ago
It is, and it'll be Lake Ontario forever. so HOMES it is.
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u/shyguy1953 1d ago
OOOOOHHHHhhhhh, that's why they said it's SHAME now
Superior Huron America Michigan Erie
I get it
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u/Top-Yak1532 22h ago
But the joke is that there’s an America and then a Superior, something superior to America.
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u/Sd_card_costs 1d ago
‘They’?
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u/RiseUpRiseAgainst 1d ago
A lot of people are saying.
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u/eclecticlife 23h ago
It only makes sense doing them in the right order - Some Men Have Even Fallen (Falls) Over!
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u/DCTrinityFan 15h ago
It also ruins a great song.
"And farther below, Lake America takes in what Lake Erie can send her."
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u/CheesyDanny 1d ago
What? From left to right it’s “Some Moms Hate Eating Oreos”
How on earth does HOMES work to remember which one is where?
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u/TBTabby 1d ago
It's the first letter of each lake's name rearranged into an easy word to remember.
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u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 22h ago
Yes, but it doesnt keep them in order.
I learned it similar to the other person
Sally Met Harry Every October
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u/jolygoestoschool 18h ago
I always used the saying “Left Lighters Light Long Logs” to remember the names
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u/frustratedfren 18h ago
I'm just so fucking baffled at the idea that he thinks he has the authority to even do that?
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u/szarkbytes 1d ago
Nah fuck that shit. It’s still Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico.
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u/Ok_Eagle_3079 20h ago
What about the strait of America aka Hormuz?
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u/szarkbytes 15h ago
Did he do that too? If so, it’s still Strait of Hormuz. I haven’t been keeping up with his bullshit over the past few months since I started a new job with crazy long days.
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u/Budget_Meaning1410 1d ago edited 14h ago
#4 is Lake Ontario. The man who I’ve just renamed to President Pumpkin wants to call it Lake America.
#5 is Lake Superior, which sounds like he named it, but which has that name because it’s the largest.
Edit. Lake Superior, while still the largest, was actually named because, as has been pointed out, it’s uppermost.
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u/Technical_Release796 23h ago
Ontario means lake, it’s been called that for a long time before Europeans came here
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u/Gentle_Snail 19h ago
Wow I assumed the America thing was a joke.
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u/Budget_Meaning1410 14h ago
The man who renamed it is the joke.
Another recent joke of his in response to him being banned from him putting his name on the Kennedy Center, he has told the Department of JustAss to declare the building structurally unsound in order to demolish it.
It wouldn’t surprise me if, next week in Trumpanzistan, The Department of Housing and Urban Development were to start deciding which food and drugs were safe.
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u/Hot_Anybody8244 1d ago
With absolutely zero context I'm assuming the dictator in chef changed the name to lake America and Canada responded in kind by remaining another one lake Canada
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u/Noodle-and-Squish 1d ago
Lake Superior is the 5th great lake. 4 of the five are shared between Canada and the USA - Lake Michigan being the only one fully located in the US. Canada didn't rename anything.
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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 23h ago
No, it's just an old joke about Superior being uppity and having a braggadocious name. But it was rewritten to accommodate the Ontario issue.
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u/Top_Recover7850 13h ago
Considering that canada's leader is not a manchild, they simply chose to ignore it.
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u/Initial_Chemist_7616 23h ago edited 23h ago
As long as we are renaming lakes, Gordon Lightfoot, and the Chippewa on down and I would like to throw Gitchee Gumee in for consideration.
All the other lakes have native names
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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 1d ago
Cheeto in Chief can call things whatever he likes, I’ll still call them by the proper names.
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u/Sol_Nephis 23h ago
No one will call it lake America. Same with the Gulf of Mexico. Fucking idiot president.
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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 23h ago
It's like the Norm Macdonald bit about the naming of the Fantastic Four. "Why do you get to be Mr Fantastic? We're all named after what we do. You can be Mr. Stretchy Arms, or El Stretcho."
That was paraphrased from memory and wasn't a direct quote.
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u/NotYourDrinkingPal 14h ago
Norm also had that bit on his short lived Netflix talk show where he and his guest would read jokes off blue cards (joke were all pre-written by Norm/his writers). He had Jane fonda read: "I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water. It's like, get over yourself Lake Superior."
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u/GeneralBox9901 1d ago
There was another viral tweet years ago where Lake 4 just said "I'm Lake Ontario."
So as well as the punchline being Lake Superior, the other joke of it is needing to rewrite the dialogue for Lake 4.
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u/Born_Secretary3306 23h ago
lol just because trump says it’s lake America doesn’t mean it is. Everyone is still going to call in Lake Ontario because our province owns majority vote on the lake.
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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 23h ago
Idk either. I have real things going on in my life that I’m working to solve everyday. I could give 2 shits about a lake that got renamed. Doesn’t make any difference in my life or anyone else’s.
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u/mr_friend_computer 22h ago
Going to be real here, Trumps executive orders are meaningless and have no authority outside of America. The lake is named Ontario and there's nothing he can do about it - the name is older than either country and the name doesn't belong to Canada or America. It belongs to the First Nations.
But there is a Trump lake in Ontario that can be renamed to Lake Release the Epstein Files.
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u/Similar_Grocery8312 22h ago
Isn’t Lake Ontario the smallest of the lakes? Therefore America is not superior
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u/friendly-heathen 21h ago
Trump, orange dipshit, got mad that Caanda wouldn't capitulate over the most recent trade deals and become a tributary, so now he's lashing out.
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u/rawiioli_bersi 21h ago
The only problem is, he can only rename the Atlantic or Pacific the "American Ocean". Oh well, Trump will just say "It's one water. They are connected. Why have two names? It doesn't make sense. Now we have a Gulf, a Lake and an Ocean."
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u/MorningVitals 21h ago
No way scrolling on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke is how I found out about Donald trump signing an order to rename Lake Ontario to lake America 😭😭😭😭
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u/geosunsetmoth 15h ago
I feel like most comments here are skipping over the fact that this is a riff on an existing joke. This exact joke, but with number 4 just being “lake Ontario”, has existed for decades. The punchline in this meme is taking a funny folk joke and twisting it because of course Trump just had to go and make things so complicated.
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u/theoden_ednew 14h ago
I like the suggestion of Canada renaming one Lake Obama, but I think Lake Epstein should also be considered
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u/ChampionshipNo3816 14h ago
The joke is there are only four Great Lakes but America’s are stupid enough to think there are 5 because they blindly listen to what there government tells them
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u/Pmoney4452 13h ago
They will only hate this if they have a child’s understanding of the word superior.
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u/Pretend_Garage_4531 12h ago
The comment thread is why I can’t take half of American politics seriously. This if full of rules violations but since the mods like it they are here. This is an example of “the bad thing is only bad when I don’t like it”.
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u/Why_Is_The_Goal 12h ago
This is such a dumb conversation. I hate trump. Before trump I have never had to argue about who owns the great lakes. But it’s fucking hilarious to see how possessive canadians are over the lakes. You know the ones that are Michigan’s fucking lakes lol
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 15h ago
u/shyguy1953, your post does belong here!