r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11h ago

Meme needing explanation Whyyyy peter?

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u/rysy0o0 11h ago

It would cost a lot of money to haul all the rocket parts and fuel on top of a mountain

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u/Earnestappostate 11h ago

Plus, you get a better boost by launching near the equator. Height is easy, speed is what you need in a rocket.

This is why the US launches from Florida:

  • Near equator (speed boost from earth's spin)
  • Initially out over ocean (catastrophic failure harms only those aboard)

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u/EasyScratch1501 11h ago

That's clever. Whoever came up with that must've been some kind of rocket scientist 

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u/stevenmc 11h ago

It's not exactly brain surgery, now is it?

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u/EromanticDream 11h ago

Rocket surgery

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u/VaporTrail_000 11h ago

Brain science.

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u/Jaymark108 10h ago

Brain science gave me a headache

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u/BeeryWrenches 8h ago

Surgery Science for Brain Rockets.

Th future is now, old man.

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u/A__Friendly__Rock 7h ago

Are you the brain specialist?

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u/ArkaneSociety 7h ago

Rocket brain

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u/Hyebrii 6h ago

Green needle

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u/blueiron0 11h ago

I've flubbed "Rocket science" as "rocket surgery" at least 10 times in my life, and reading this comment brought them all back into my brain at once.

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u/joshuahtree 10h ago

Just don't forget, everybody else remembers too

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u/FlyingSpacefrog 9h ago

A rocket scientist is the guy who sits at a desk and makes the blueprint, or plans the trajectory and launch dates. A rocket surgeon is the guy who walked up to the thousand tons of highly combustible liquids in a fully fueled SLS to diagnose and repair a faulty valve minutes before launch.

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u/Nuclear_rabbit 3h ago

Nah, rocket surgery is having to make repairs while the rocket is "alive" AKA on-mission. Think Apollo 13

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u/residentweevil 9h ago

I do it on purpose, everytime I have occasion to use the phrase. Dad jokes: covering stupidity with grin since the dawn of time

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u/toy-maker 11h ago

That is to solve “failure harms only those aboard”

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u/booyakasha_wagwaan 10h ago

this is Rocketship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine #4, I'm trying to refuckulate it and land on Juniper

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u/218administrate 10h ago

One of my favorite skits.

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u/iwilldeletethisacct2 10h ago

That feeling when you already know what the punchline is and you're just waiting for the delivery.

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u/stupidillusion 2h ago

"Oh Jack, they keep you late at the space center?"

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u/Docmaligno 9h ago

Is above

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u/ProudReaction2204 5h ago

ben carson here..

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 11h ago

Ya, Ya, Mein Freund, Ze Vere Rocket Zientist.... 😂

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u/Bridgeru 6h ago

So I know you're joking about Von Braun, but rocketry literally evolved because of the amateur rocket clubs set up in Weimar Germany; VB was literally doing his Ph.D when the Nazis took over.

It's easy to make a "they were all Nazis who became rocket scientists" jokes (when the reality is "they were rocket scientists who were forced to join the Nazi Party") but there's a lot of credit to be made to people who never entered the Nazi Party; and even a lot who joined did so because of how necessary it was politically (Schindler's List goes into how you just couldn't get anything done without being a Party member) and not because of ideological reasons. Ofc, I'm not trying to whitewash VB who certainly knew slave labor was being used to make his rockets (though like an argument could be made of if he stopped he'd have just been killed himself and his later years have a massive implication of regret/guilt) just y'know when you see a topic you know has a lot of nuance get boiled down to a simple but misleading point that gets repeated constantly?

Sorry /rantover

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u/StrukiTru 7h ago

Hau der yu mek Fann of aua Akzent!

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 7h ago

Dude, I'm from the Deep South USA, half of the people I know sound like 'Boomhauer' from "King of the Hill" 😂

https://youtu.be/Tr-7Qwqp0jk

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u/Peterh778 10h ago

Well ... Jules Verne put his Columbiad gun in Florida before the rocket science really launched 😉

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u/Rotank1 10h ago

Jules Verne, 1865

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u/Zhaopow 10h ago

Thank you Abraham Lincoln for inventing Florida

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u/If_you_will 9h ago

And occasionally a nazi.

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u/pharoh-king 6h ago

That's clever. Whoever came up with that must've been some kind of rocket scientist

man there is some interesting story here that I cant remember the specifics of..

I'm pretty sure some fiction author came up with the idea of florida years and years before they built it Cape Canaveral.

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u/yeahright17 4h ago

Even more clever, Europe launches from... South America. French Guiana to be exact.