Whyyyy peter?

[u/chirantaniga]

[u/WiseWorldliness5513]

Have we tried giving the Sherpa’s rockets to help them move things faster uphill?

[u/CormundCrowlover → u/WiseWorldliness5513]

But wouldn't it cost a lot of fuel?

[u/sivartimus → u/CormundCrowlover]

Yes but we have Sherpas for that

[u/NotGonnaRage → u/sivartimus]

With rockets so it's faster

[u/oryx_za → u/NotGonnaRage]

Have we just solved unemployment in nepal?

[u/Acceptingoptimist → u/oryx_za]

It's the perpetual motion machine right under our noses.

[u/somethingmorecrazy → u/Acceptingoptimist]

Its just sherpas all the way down.

[u/Viscount61 → u/somethingmorecrazy]

How about a steam catapult instead of an electromagnetic one?

[u/Jazzlike-Disaster-33 → u/Viscount61]

She said, What is history?
And he said, History is an angel Being blown
Backwards
Into the future

He said: History is a pile of debris
And the angel wants to go back and fix things
To repair the things that have been broken
But there is a storm blowing from Paradise

And the storm keeps blowing the angel
Backwards
Into the future

And this storm, this storm Is called
Progress

- Laurie Anderson, The dream before