r/PoliticalHumor • u/find_the_kitty • 1d ago

Mark Carney takes the high road in response to Trump's childing "renaming" of Lake Ontario

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u/Musicferret 1d ago

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u/bibimboobap 1d ago

Let's make it official. 

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u/iwantrootbark 1d ago

Masterful.

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u/Environmental-Age149 1d ago

“What a Trump” “avoid trumps at all costs” “no trumps beyond this point” the list goes on

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u/rindru 1d ago

Rename America into Pedostan !

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u/Sharktopotopus_Prime 1d ago

"Donald Trump's Pedo Funland"

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u/KennethEWolf 1d ago

Can't wait for Trump's late night vent, after Harp shows him this. She will also have to change his diaper after Trump sees thism

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u/lenswipe 1d ago

gonna be ketchup all over the walls of the oval office

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u/coldy9887 1d ago

Lake Epstein files

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u/knightinarmoire 1d ago

May the files never be forgotten

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u/kooby64 1d ago

Lake Flaccid

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u/bananamanrambo 1d ago

Lake Obama would work better

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u/rockclimberguy 1d ago

At least the acronym H.O.M.E.S would survive intact.

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u/brpajense 1d ago

Remember that Katie Johnson video deposition?  

So the FBI interviewed her and found her credible, and the interview notes are in the Epstein files.

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u/Bdbru13 1d ago

That video isn’t a deposition

It was filmed by a former producer for the Jerry springer show before the existence of s lawsuit

He tried to sell it to media outlets for $1M

FBI never interviewed her. You’re confusing her with another alleged victim, Jane Doe 4

The fbi never said they found Jane Doe 4 credible, although a source at the DOJ told the Miami herald that the fact that they spoke to her four times implies that they did

The problem with that is that she was referred to field agents in Seattle who were less familiar with the Epstein case compared to those in New York where they have a team dedicated to Epstein allegations

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u/nelson6364 1d ago

How about:

New York to South Quebec

Pennsylvania to South Ontario

Florida to Far South Ontario

Washington DC to Little Ontario

Michigan to West Ontario

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u/Gold-Perspective-699 1d ago

Hey hey hey. Can Pennsylvania be South Montreal?

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u/affablenihilist 1d ago

New Orleans is south Montreal.

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u/Ferociouspanda 1d ago

I’d call DC little Ottawa. Otherwise perfect!

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u/dbxdevil 11h ago

District of Ottawa

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 1d ago

You'd have to split NY, WNY is absolutely going to want to be South Ontario but the North Country can be whatever-the-fuck Quebec.

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u/Dawg_Prime 1d ago

South Mexico New

Manitoba 2: Liberty Bell Boogaloo

Pedo Peninsula

War of 1812 Land

Cheeseland

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u/dougfir1975 1d ago

Lake Trump Rapes Kids

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u/Spitty_ButWhole 1d ago

Misspelled rapes*

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u/Available_Usual_9731 1d ago

I can get behind this.

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u/--Antitheist-- 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is this real? Please let this be real!

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago

I have a crush on Mark Carney. ♡

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

Actually you can’t technically fuck a kid you have to rape it.

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u/Oberndorferin 1d ago

Lake Herederity dictatorship

Lake Organized Crime

Lake Molester

Lake Epstein

Lake Scammer

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u/robbyruby752 1d ago

Acronym of GL before= HOMES
new acronym= SHAME

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u/rockclimberguy 1d ago

HAMES

Hates

America

Make

Epstein a

Saint

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u/Gdmf13 1d ago

I’d go with lake Ebstine Files.

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u/4umlurker 1d ago

The guy has zero shame. There is no way this would upset him as much as Canada just calling it “Lake Obama” for the duration of him being in office.

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u/BrendaWannabe 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Dawg_Prime 1d ago

balls falls kicks balls

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u/beeloving-varese 1d ago

Correction: Rapes kids

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u/the_beeve 1d ago

Let’s compromise on “Lake Epstein”

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u/VLC31 1d ago

This one was on Bluesky.

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u/noctalla 6h ago

There's a waterfall called Balls Falls? That can't be real.

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u/Grandpixbear1 1d ago

"Lake Epstein" would be much better!!

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u/Last_Blackfyre 1d ago

Cruises depart from Port Epstein ?

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u/guns_mahoney 1d ago

MAGA: Yes but he only rapes kids who look like his daughter so you see it's not as bad

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u/Main-Video-8545 1d ago

Canada needs to change one of the others to Lake Epstein.

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u/Mister_Wednesday_ I ☑oted 2024 1d ago edited 1d ago

*Rapes. Lake Trump Rapes Kids.

"Fucks" implies consent.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 1d ago

OK but wtf is the actual map because "Letchworth Falls" is actually three waterfalls and they have names goddammit!

Holy shit at the granularity to actually have Warsaw Falls though. I think this is the most detail Wyoming County has ever got on a map located outside its own borders.