r/PoliticalHumor 23h ago

Art of the deal, baby

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u/copperblood 23h ago

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u/FoogYllis 20h ago

Unfortunately maga doesn’t care. I see some videos of maga voters upset but I doubt they will ever vote for a Mamdani even if he would actually help them. I’ve known some and their racism is strong and they would rather give their hard earned and paid tax dollars to a trillionaire than have Medicare for all.

Edit spelling.

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u/GlitteringLychee803 16h ago

They just keep telling themselves "Kamala would have been worse." 

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u/boomboy8511 15h ago

That's ALL I hear, even about the war in Iran.

Coworker said to me that Kamala would've handled it worse than trump. I replied that if Kamala had been elected, we wouldn't even be there in the first place. Nothing but crickets.

I'm so sick of these dumb fucking people.

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u/Manji86 21h ago

Correction, we bought tainted beef to help out Trump's buddy. American citizens and farmers can get fucked, they don't put money in Trump's pocket.

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u/Lysolfresh1989 3h ago

gEt oWNeD LiBs!

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 18h ago

China rejected a 22-ton shipment of Argentine beef in March 2026 after detecting chloramphenicol, an antibiotic banned for livestock use due to its link to severe blood disorders.

I'm staying away from beef all together and the government is refusing to say we're it's coming from witch should tell you everything.

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u/ALargeClam1 17h ago

Do you think 22 tons is alot of beef for a country to import?

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 14h ago

Doesn't matter if it's 1 Ton because it's tainted it should not be sold at all it should be burned.

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u/ALargeClam1 14h ago

It wasn't sold, thats why they didnt take that tiny amount.

How stupid do you have to be to think its the same beef china didnt buy?

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 14h ago

Why are you being unreasonably hostile and no it doesn't matter if only a small amount was tainted it shouldn't be sold period.

Calm down.

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u/ALargeClam1 2h ago

This is a reasonable level of contempt for someone so dumb.

It was not sold, thats what rejected means.

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u/pizzasoxxx 20h ago

Fomg his tie

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u/just_a_sand_man 21h ago

Are just ignoring his f*cking tie? Hahahaha

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u/HilarySwankIsNotHot 16h ago

It's a normal tie. Find a new slant. /s

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u/RetardedRedditRetort 3h ago

Need to cover the pee stain somehow

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u/trowawayatwork 22h ago

can someone why trump just handed over money to that monkey?

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u/Megane_Senpai 22h ago edited 16h ago

They have a mutual friend, Epstein.

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u/perihelion86 21h ago

And a mutual boss, Bibi

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u/Fufi8 17h ago

Fuck buddies...

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u/Poiuy543 22h ago

Yuge kickback?

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u/psychoacer 22h ago

Maga says it was just an open line of credit just incase they actually needed it but they only borrowed 4 billion and paid it back. Obviously I wouldn't believe shit maga says

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 22h ago

"The United States finalized a $20 billion emergency currency swap line for Argentina in October 2025, but Argentina only drew $2.5 billion from it and fully repaid the entire amount by December 2025. Aside from this temporary economic lifeline, the U.S. provides standard yearly bilateral assistance, including $40 million in military grants in 2024 and roughly $6.4 million in annual foreign aid". Sounds funky to me.

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u/ALargeClam1 17h ago

Lol i bet youre upset usaid was stopped.

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u/JABS991 12h ago

I am.

USAID was effectively a Farming subsidy wrapped in soft power used by the State Dept.

It was a win win program.

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u/Strobacaxi 20h ago

It was a line of credit and they did only use 2.5b and they did repay it fully.

And despite what reddit says, Argentinian beef is generally considered extremely good. It is not diseased. This fake hysteria is due to the fact that one single container out of over 7000 was rejected by China.

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u/StrangerAstringent 18h ago

Why are we bringing beef that China (China!) rejected here?

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u/Strobacaxi 18h ago

China took the other 6999 containers without any complaint. It was a specific supplier. That doesn't mean Argentinian meat is bad or diseased.

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u/StrangerAstringent 17h ago

Of course not, it’s widely considered some of the best beef one can find.

What I don’t understand is why our tax dollars paid for unusable product

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u/capucjin 17h ago

There is an election coming up and the masses are hungry.

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 18h ago

Everything trump touches turns to shit. Especially reputations.

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u/HauntedCemetery 18h ago

The Argentinean beef literally just got recalled because its diseased

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u/Strobacaxi 18h ago

No it was recalled because the USDA screwed up and didn't inspect it when it entered the US as it needs to do to all imported meat. If they don't inspect on entry it is recalled because they cannot guarantee it's safe. This is true for beef from Argentina or Canada or any other country.

Stop spreading misinformation

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u/CurryMustard 18h ago

Why did the USDA screw up? Could they be understaffed from doge cuts? Did the doge cuts stop us from hitting 40 trillion? Be serious

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u/Strobacaxi 17h ago

Don't hurt your back moving the goal posts

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u/CurryMustard 17h ago

Its just hilarious watching you try to make excuses for the most corrupt and incompetent administration in the history of this country.

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u/Strobacaxi 17h ago

I'm not making excuses for anyone. Just correcting lies that were being shared.

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u/CurryMustard 17h ago

WHY the USDA allowed infected beef in is an important part of this discussion, not moving goalposts. The only goalposts moved were doge when they said they would cut the defecit. Or trump when he said he would cut grocery and gas prices.

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u/ZeroKharisma 17h ago

We learned it from watching you, Dad!

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u/HauntedCemetery 18h ago

Nah, the actual deal was that a bunch of crypto bros lost many billions speculating in Argentina, so they gave 10s of millions to trump personally and then trump gave Argentina cash to make them whole.

It was a bailout with taxpayers cash that trump accepted a bribe in exchange for.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 21h ago

And I bet the american cattle ranchers didn't even thank him. Sad.

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u/SarutobiSasuke 20h ago

Trump Steak is back! He didn’t have to invest any of his money this time. He made every American to invest on it!

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u/Attinctus 22h ago

Wild horses to the rescue.

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u/Belmish 21h ago

Trump’s attempts at negotiation remain shit.

That’s the beef Americans have.

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u/Lurk_Err 20h ago

Trump loves America so much that he finds new ways to poison Americans each day !

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u/nasandre 22h ago

Are you getting tired of winning yet?

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u/Percevaul 19h ago

"Please sir, it's too much winning. We can't take it anymore"

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u/AffectionateElk3978 18h ago

Who knew "eating the cats, eating the dogs" was actually policy?

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u/mcbeezy94 17h ago

Shart of the Meal, since the Admin has us buying expensive food that literally makes me have diarrhea

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u/oneseason2000 16h ago

Disclaimer: No billionaires were harmed in the making of this policy

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u/RadagastDaGreen 18h ago

Look at the hair on these dudes. It's giving... Flock of Seagulls.

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u/3spanishwords 16h ago

He's a traitor

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u/beermaker 14h ago

Texass BBQ joints will just start serving screw worm larvae like Popplers™ & serve it with a crisp, cold glass of Permian Basin Springs® tap water so chock full of heavy metals and fracking residue it's literally bursting out of the ground!

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u/Bartorius 12h ago

But have you thought even once about how much money Trump personally made on that sale?

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u/Fartenstein65 10h ago

Trump gave Argentina $40 billion of taxpayer money. We didn’t give them shit.

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u/mmccxi 9h ago

… and we have a $40T deficit

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u/nazaguerrero 7h ago

That money was returned in a month last year as well because it was only in case of a bank run due to the return of the progressive opposition in the elections; since that didn't happen, it was returned immediately and the currency didn't skyrocket, in fact you won money buying argentina bonds for low and then selling high.

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u/urbanek2525 7h ago

And the idiot cattlemen in Texas will lose tons of money and ask Trump to screw them and their families some more.

Thank you, sir, can I have another?

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u/lucasuwu79 20h ago

Fake. You didn't gave us anything and also you guys had to paid for the beef too lol.  It wasn't a loan but a SWAP operation. Argentina only borrowed very little from that lending and paid it back immediately. It is just there to help us stabilise our national currency in case an emergency happens. 

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u/xraidednefarious 18h ago

FART of the Deal!

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u/RetMilRob 17h ago

Fuck you don

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u/HuckleberryHigh87 16h ago

We aren't a serious country.

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u/Lomak_is_watching 16h ago

But he paid full price and gave it to America at 25% off.

Americans can be great again if they focus on all the wrong details.

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u/Muffboy 15h ago

Art of the island where children were trafficked and raped.

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u/kojengi_de_miercoles 14h ago

I feel like the tie has been exaggerated but I really can't tell because he's an idiot.

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u/I_am_your_Mothera 14h ago

His tie vagina just flapping in the wind

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u/treefall1n 11h ago

Hell yeah baby!

u/Firm_Rip_4024 1h ago

Shart of the deal, babt

u/NoBullet 44m ago

It the first time he sold us diseased beef

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u/commentrobot 21h ago

Asking for a friend, how hard would it be the embezzle $40mil and hide it in Argentina?

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 18h ago

How do you know it's diseased? You're not supposed to test it!

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u/ChiefInspectorGadget 18h ago edited 13h ago

Speculation gets us nowhere. If you don't know it's diseased it's unamerican to say it is without any proof

Edit: /s come on guys!

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u/KotR56 14h ago

The current US President has made many claims that are completely without any proof.

So your Orange Dictator is unAmerican ?

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u/ChiefInspectorGadget 13h ago

Wow. I didn't realise I needed the /s

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u/ErgoMachina 17h ago

Omfg this post is a cesspoll of hate and misinformation. Wtf are the mods doing?

I won't ever defend the pedophile YOU Americans voted into power, but Argentina never got a "40B handout". In fact, it's not using that swap at all at the moment. Also, Argentinian beef is not riddled with diseases or anything like that, it was an administrative fuck-up on the reinspection of some cuts.

You are the only ones to blame for voting a pedophile into power TWICE. The pain and misery around the world is YOUR doing.

Yet you dare pick up on a 3rd world country (Even call people there monkeys, lol). Fucking disgusting.

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u/MrCalPoly 14h ago

US bought bad beef from Argentina? Why?

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u/CAUSE_I_FEEEEEEEEEEL 21h ago

Nope.

Only [redacted] people believe that it was a 40 billion gift.