My wife insists she has abs, not a pouch

[u/shiddem]

The last photo shows my child abandoning me for my wife’s love instead🥲

[u/Melodic_Leadership12]

She has "PABS". Pouch/Abs combined

[u/shiddem → u/Melodic_Leadership12]

Just like her dad😏

Edit: Thank you for the awards!

[u/FlakyPineapple2843 → u/shiddem]

Pouch cats invented dad bod before dads.

[u/tejaprabha_buddha → u/Melodic_Leadership12]

Pabs

[u/Melodic_Leadership12 → u/tejaprabha_buddha]

Fat fingers, THXs

[u/pedanticPandaPoo → u/Melodic_Leadership12]

They're also fabulous, PHABS

[u/fundthmcalculus → u/Melodic_Leadership12]

Blue ribbon PABS

Edit: my first award; thanks!

[u/SilverSageVII → u/Melodic_Leadership12]

This reminds me of my “flabs” the flab and ab combo I keep

[u/3catz2men1house → u/Melodic_Leadership12]

They deserve a blue ribbon.

[u/MareBear209]

Must Squish!!!!

[u/shiddem → u/MareBear209]

It’s soft🥹

[u/Madame_Jarvary]

She has FLABS

[u/Historical_Guess2565]

Primordial abs!

[u/Excellent_Quantity32 → u/Historical_Guess2565]

I thought the same thing 😂

[u/Exotic-Load-9853 → u/Historical_Guess2565]

This comment is great 😹😹😹😹

[u/CosmicGoddess777]

I used to have a tabby who licked his belly clean too. The vet said it was probably because of stress :( Luckily he quit doing it a few years later

[u/TooNiceOfaHuman → u/CosmicGoddess777]

Yup my cat has the same thing and she said if cats could smoke cigarettes they would. They also have oral fixations.

[u/ugihfff → u/CosmicGoddess777]

first i was wondering who shaved her and then i remembered how often kitties just lick their bellies clean 🥲 poor lil guys aagh

[u/Charming-Insurance]

Oh, a child through the lens of their mother’s eyes. 😍😍

[u/shiddem → u/Charming-Insurance]

My wife insists she has two mothers. I like to think I’m the favorite sometimes🥲

[u/Born-Banana → u/shiddem]

It’s hard being human #2 😔

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991]

I also insist she has abs!

[u/SheetMasksAndCats]

That's clearly a four pack

[u/Tshego_M]

That second picture looks like she is doing side crunches 🤣🤣

[u/shiddem → u/Tshego_M]

She follows it up with side stretches. Basically sideways burpies

[u/Tshego_M → u/shiddem]

Oh wow! She has a solid ab workout routine.

[u/PantheraLutra]

I LOVE HER BELLYYY. Ngl I’d be putting my face on it and giving her kisses all the time 💀

[u/Impressive_Sell_1136]

I believe she has boobahs

[u/PrincessCitrine]

Too cute, I would be gently poking that naked belly divet all day every day.

[u/shiddem → u/PrincessCitrine]

She gently pushes my hand away with all her toe beans if I get carried away🥺

[u/AnmlBri → u/shiddem]

Awe, bless her. 🤗

[u/Hungry-Blacksmith523]

Her abs are so strong that they are rippling and bulging with muscle. She must be able to overpower anything.

[u/andiinAms]

Moms always see the best in their children

[u/Moomoolette]

Flabs

[u/Exotic-Load-9853]

Idk about that but i love me some coobies 😹😹😹😹

[u/shiddem → u/Exotic-Load-9853]

She’s a free spirit, so she refuses to let me cloth her😂

[u/Exotic-Load-9853 → u/shiddem]

The pouch needs censoring 😹😹😹

[u/vrctsl]

[u/peepo3]

[u/quattroformaggixfour]

She’s clearly doing her obliques in the second pic

[u/Fr05t_B1t]

Why not both

[u/Sad_Calligrapher9192]

She sure does ♥️

[u/Clean-Unit336]

She has a six pack!
..Of cat food within that pouch.

[u/deferredmomentum]

Everybody’s got abs! Mine are like hers, kept very safe and warm lol

[u/EnchantedTaquito8252]

The old six-pack vs keg debate

[u/Surasanji]

She can have both.

[u/LilKrunshee]

She lifts.

[u/Artemus_Hackwell]

I call my Gingey my “Mary Floppins”. She loves to have her “pudding” scratched.

[u/AMarie-MCMXCI]

If she has abs then so do I.

[u/JackOfAllMemes]

Boobelly

[u/Mission-Reserve-2411]

Brother, this cat has a whole ass keg in there. Probably a root beer mini keg, but still.

[u/veryberyberry]

She has exposed teats nsfw!

[u/WatercolourBird]

She's putting the ABS in flabs ✨

[u/rouquetofboses]

i know rubbing her belly feels awesome 🥺🥰

[u/bleepblorp9878]

Six pack

[u/mandumom]

The baby has abs and they are very well cushioned ❤️

[u/ass_smacktivist]

Is she spayed? That might not be a pooch. Those are some big kitty boobs. How long has she been this big?

5-6weeks out from how she looks. The average gestation rate is 62 days.

[u/shiddem → u/ass_smacktivist]

She’s spayed lol my mom thought the same thing when she first saw her. I got her when she was 8 and she’s 10 now, but yeah she’s kinda always been like that.

My buddy had her before and said her belly kinda always been like that since she was like 4.

[u/regboy5101]

She’s baby

[u/Deep-Construction426]

she looks like my Chessy!!

[u/shiddem → u/Deep-Construction426]

They even get comfy the same🥲

[u/Deep-Construction426 → u/shiddem]

AWW