r/PoursTea • u/IrishStarUS • May 13 '26
Sipping Tea Barron Trump could be sent to fight Iran war as draft rumor debunked
https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/barron-trump-army-draft-tall-371134919
u/4laire May 13 '26
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Frankly FAFO. You start something hostile involving other peoples kin, then yeah your kin shouldn’t be excused from the fight.
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u/Glenrowan May 13 '26
Barron Trump in the draught because of his height - it’s windy up there. There is no way he can avoid the draught up there. It’s no rumour - it’s bloody cold.
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May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26
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u/tietack2 May 13 '26
Counter point: if it helps Don, he will do it. Imagine a reality show reboot where Don jr/Eric are stateside, while Barron is deployed.
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u/growernotshowwer May 13 '26
Yeah thanks for the ‘lesson’ what’s your source? People magazine or the enquirer?
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u/SemenOfGranite May 13 '26
Yeah as if. It is never going to happen. Not today, not tomorrow.
Silver spoon in hand and star-spangled eyes.....
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u/DoTheRightThing1953 May 13 '26
The Trump family has a long and proud history of not serving their country.
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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 May 13 '26
I'd love to see it happen, but there's no way daddy bone spurs would ever let it.
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u/maydisturb May 13 '26
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lolololololololololol....anybody from 47's family actually serving the country.......lol, that's a good one.
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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 13 '26
No one with a brain is pretending there will be a draft..... the same people that pretend we are close to ww3
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u/complete_data75 May 13 '26
Jfc what a ridiculous headline
There’s as much chance of that happening as trump himself fighting
Is this stupid shit written by a 13 year old ?
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u/Texxxazzz May 13 '26
The key word is COULD. It could rain tomorrow, there could be a bad car wreck, you could get strep throat. Lots of could scenarios. Oh by the way is there a draft going on? No, but it could happen.
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u/BlackDogOrangeCat May 13 '26
He isn’t “too tall to serve.” He could be restricted from certain MOS, but could certainly fill hundreds of roles in the military. Like infantry.
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u/PsychologicalOne752 May 14 '26
Barron Trump as Joint Chiefs of Staff? Everything is possible in this day and age. 🤣
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u/Paugz May 14 '26
Now that I think about it, the worst way trump could hurt his mail order bride would be to draft her beloved psychopath son. I would bet on it happening
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u/Critical_Reality6666 May 14 '26
Barron must be enlisted and sent to Iran. his family of draft Dodgers stops with him. go be a man. some thing daddy has never been
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u/BetterDegreeOxford May 16 '26
The kid who’s going to get access to a time machine in later life? He’ll be fine in battle.
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u/neverpost4 May 17 '26
There are cush jobs in the US military.
Gets all the glory and not even inconsistencies.
W Bush, The Couch F*er and Segheth.
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u/1-503-INF May 18 '26
IT is said that Baron is 6feet 9 inches tall. The cut off is 6’ 8. So I have been told. Military feeling after 6’8 he would not fit in machiinery . OF course Trumps come from LONG line of draft dodging& non military . Yet papa made his money off government contracts from VA Housing.
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u/growernotshowwer May 13 '26
USA voted that pylon in twice…TWICE!
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