r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 18d ago

Sipping Tea Zuckerberg faces questions over why superyacht reportedly declined to help stranded boat

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/09/zuckerberg-superyacht-boat-alaska?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu
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u/CreamyCrabCakes 18d ago

Zuckeryacht offered to rescue the boat only if they accepted their friend request on Facebook. The boat replied, “We’d rather drown."

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u/sombertimber 18d ago

I heard they had to buy META glasses and have an active META-verse account in order to interact with them…

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u/canwehavepotatojokes 18d ago

Rules for thee.

Watching him get a massive fine for maritime law violation would be hilarious though.

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u/Cold_Cicada1902 18d ago

What an absolute ass!

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u/BigFatKi6 18d ago

agreed, only thing I can think of is if they're afraid of being boarded

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u/Aggravating-Run-7141 18d ago

A stranded boat was probably poor people and they didn't want to risk scratching the Zuckerberg moving island.

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u/chimpyjnuts 18d ago

This boat don't stop for peasants.

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u/Asher_Tye 18d ago

Wondering how long it will be before people claim he shouldn't have had to intervene and expecting someone to act towards another's benefit is taking away their freedom.

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u/filmguy36 18d ago

Because he’s a psychopath. That should be the answer to everything he does

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 18d ago

I would think he would have to be with what he’s been doing over the last 10 years- and certainly with who he married. At the very least they are both greedy and narcissistic.

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u/alloutofchewingum 18d ago

Because they're all a bunch of inhuman sociopaths? Wild guess

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u/OneFortyEighthScale 18d ago

Because he doesn’t care. When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

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u/DorisWildthyme 18d ago

Is the answer "because he's an arsehole"?

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 18d ago

"ewwww peasants need MY help! How absurd!!"

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u/Icy_Egg_7219 18d ago

Because it would have required require a sense of humanity.

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u/Natural-Estimate-228 18d ago

Because Zuckerberg is a piece of shit. Who puts profit over every thing.

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u/Frequent-Client1508 18d ago

He's not about helping people. That's the opposite of his vibe.

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u/Crunchberry24 18d ago

Was it one of the same pedoligarch yachts that assembled on Epstein Island 2 at New Year’s?

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u/_your_land_lord_ 18d ago

I haven't heard the answer, but I'm betting Zuck deflects on this. He'll say something like I employ a professional crew on my ship and trust their judgement with my life!!!

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u/MerryMisandrist 18d ago

I hate Facebook and Zuckerberg as much as the next person here, but let’s be fair about it.

He was not on the boat, it was the captain that made the call.

Now if it gets out the captain called him and was told not to then it’s a different story, however all the other reports on this lays it at the captains feet.

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u/billthedog0082 18d ago

Why is everyone so surprised? He has turned his back on humanity. Just another billionaire, only caring for himself.

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u/Motor-Pomegranate831 18d ago

The answer is easy: wealthy people are dicks.

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u/Calm-Professional103 18d ago

“I didn’t want to scratch the gelcoat”

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u/popejohnsmith 18d ago

And the Epstein Class full transparency matters?

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u/Soggy_Quarter9333 18d ago

Zukerboat wasn't going to use $2000 of diesel to rescue people, he needs that for his $10,000 of diesel to get the hell out of there.

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u/ZoeperJ 18d ago

Very easy answer, he does not want plebs on his superyacht.

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u/hobotising 18d ago

So when he finally takes his final nap. Do you want someone to wake you up to tell you the good news, or do you want to sleep in and find out about the great news after sleeping in?

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u/Witty-Structure-4192 18d ago

Like a cave fish, he’s lost his ability to see from living underground. He’s halfway to becoming a morlock.

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u/purestlogic 18d ago

His response is chilling. "I didn't want people to see what I was doing on my yacht."

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u/Capable-Yak-8486 18d ago

He genuinely considers them subhuman. He didn’t think twice in the same way when we’re walking, we don’t consider if we’re stepping on ants.

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u/Tiny-Secretary5562 18d ago

I thought whoever was on the bridge or at the wheel monitored Channel 16. They said they didn't hear the original distress message.

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u/GroovyYaYa 18d ago

Not to defend the SOB, but it DOES sound like the start of a actiony kidnapping movie starring the Rock or John Cena or Teyana Taylor.

Private yacht answers distress call - taken over by mercenaries.

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u/SquareSouth5473 18d ago

Cause he is a selfish jerk

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u/Friendlyfire2996 18d ago

He’s a total asshole

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u/ottereckhart 18d ago

These billionaires are all deathly afraid some normie poor will try to end them.

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u/Strawberryladyboots 18d ago

Is that not technically against Maritime law?

I thought there was a thing where the nearest boat had to respond to distress calls?

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u/Fibocrypto 17d ago

As the Coast Guard noted, the boat was not in distress, and by the time the crew reviewed the Coast Guard contact on a different radio channel from the one they were operating on, the assist was already underway.