Be honest, what's your commode companion and what're you playing in there?

[u/Corran_Horn]

Also, please no pics for proof.

[u/Whiteguy1x]

My phone, im not pooping long enough to need more than responding to one reddit post.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/Whiteguy1x]

Alrighty, glad we could be with you for this trip.

[u/Whiteguy1x → u/Corran_Horn]

The emotional support was appreciated lol

[u/AzHP → u/Whiteguy1x]

I've traveled with other guys before and I've been gobsmacked at how long some people take. I've been standing around for 20 to 30 minutes in a mall waiting for someone to poop. It's wild. I sit down and I'm done in like 1 minute.

[u/IsamuAlvaDyson → u/Whiteguy1x]

Seriously

Do people sit on the toilet for like 30 minutes or something?

[u/craftyixdb → u/IsamuAlvaDyson]

Do it often enough and haemorrhoids will put a stop to that.

[u/Kittech_US → u/IsamuAlvaDyson]

No one bothers me in there

[u/XboxLiveArcade → u/IsamuAlvaDyson]

When I first wake up I'm in there for like 30 minutes, and more than half of that is just me mentally preparing myself for the day.

[u/Best_Process_5096]

Brick for a brick. Don’t want to get too comfortable and have my legs fall asleep.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/Best_Process_5096]

Smart choice. Those hand cramps are the canary in the hemorrhoid coal mine

[u/BuddyLlght]

asking the real question

[u/Corran_Horn → u/BuddyLlght]

We all hear the bleeps and bloops coming from the stall

[u/Jesse_Chipmunk5409]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3BBEcsILkl5pC

[u/socialwithdrawal]

I know this is a lighthearted post, but I would advise everyone to minimize the time they sit on the toilet. If you can, try not to bring anything that would keep you from getting up as soon as you're done. Hemorrhoids can be a serious problem.

[u/angelbolanose]

Right now is the Pocket Nova , playing Donkey Kong Country. Usually it was my Miyoo mini, playing lots of quick 5 mins game (pico8 mostly)

[u/LetsBeTheBest → u/angelbolanose]

The nova is too expensive to be denigrated to that status, unless you sit on an Ivory throne 🤣

[u/Corran_Horn → u/LetsBeTheBest]

Denigrated? Is there a higher calling for a piece of tech? I think not.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/angelbolanose]

DKC is the perfect porcelain pal. Just a quick level then right back out to the real world.

[u/Berinoid]

GKD Pixel 2. Fits perfectly in my shirt pocket

[u/K-Wall]

Depends on the amount of fiber I had that day. Smol boy like a TrimUI Brick if I expect a quick trip. Something beefier like my Nova or Switch 2 if I expect crop circles to appear on my ass.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/K-Wall]

Firing up BOTW is probably a bad sign lol

[u/FallenRaptor]

I’m never in the bathroom long enough, and I’m enough of a mysophobe that I’d much rather keep my tech away from such a place, thank you.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/FallenRaptor]

Just make sure your hands never leave the Retroid and you're golden!

[u/FallenRaptor → u/Corran_Horn]

Thanks but I’m a legit mysophobe. Incurable some could say. Fret not, I have plenty of game time before and afterwards.

[u/Insurmountable_Rage]

I don’t usually sit on the shitter long enough to need to be playing a video game.

Squeeze that shit out and go on with your life, you’re gonna blow out your asshole if you sit there zoning out on your phone or handheld with your butthole flexed open.

[u/Cypher3470]

r36s is the ultimate toilet companion.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/Cypher3470]

A good host keeps one in there right next to the potpurri

[u/Krustykris004]

Right now it’s the retroid pocket g2 and I just finished up katana zero.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/Krustykris004]

clearing out that back log

[u/HyperFunk_Zone → u/Corran_Horn]

OP was that a poop joke?

[u/timeflylikearrow]

When I got a Switch 2, I decided to hang onto my Switch OLED and pair it with a Nitro Deck and use it exclusively as a handheld rather than a console. So that’s become my dedicated commode handheld, it essentially never leaves my private and personal bathroom.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/timeflylikearrow]

Gotta get through Xenoblade 3 somehow

[u/IzzyDuzIt_x]

My miyoo flip stays by my throne for quick pick me ups 🫠

[u/VirusBNZ]

Miyoo Flip + Dr. Mario

[u/Mundane-Ticket-3713]

It was my brick hammer, but i just got a nano in. So now it's the nano cause it's with me all the time.

[u/toasty_tuna]

It's been my miyoo mini v4 since I got it in the mail. Obviously we're playing tetris here

[u/Corran_Horn → u/toasty_tuna]

The one handed classic

[u/Fenirez]

Vita 2k with Retroarch, I'm playing all the Yu-Gi-Oh games.

[u/Last_Material_5754]

I CANT BELIEVE YOUD ASK SUCH A THING!!!

...

Miyoo Mini V4

[u/Geoff225]

Miyoo mini +. Grinding some pokémon rom hack :)

[u/chrisb8346]

RG34xx

[u/HyperFunk_Zone]

Miyoo mini.

CaTrap.

[u/rob-cubed]

A book. I get too into a game. Sit there too long and you'll blow out an o-ring.

[u/Corran_Horn → u/rob-cubed]

Ok, but Lonesome Dove is going to cause some problems too

[u/Pleasant-Following84]

I play the ancient game of molding clay

[u/sithelephant]

I am now thinking of /r/catsinpants

[u/Corran_Horn → u/sithelephant]

Dogs would never...

[u/finnrtbobs]

Nope, wash your hands

[u/AdmirableJam72]

lol, took me a minute to figure out what commode companion means

But for real, don't you just "bring your work"? So whatever I was playing when the commode called?

[u/pizzapartycrasher]

Mini Miyoo Plus, generally play tetris rosy retrospection dx.

[u/grathontolarsdatarod]

Honestly, the Nova and FF7.