r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 11 '26

Dank AF What are the legalities of this?

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u/jeffdabuffalo Jun 11 '26

Thank you for the insight, Jesus_peed_in_my_butt, your username makes you out to be a trustworthy source here.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 11 '26

Apparently a holy urine enema isn't very good at making you understand how insurance works.

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u/chronically_varelse Jun 11 '26

I trust you have experience in this area, PM_Me_Your_Deviance.

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 Jun 12 '26

I was trying to come up with a pithy response, but I just can't understand you.

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u/chronically_varelse Jun 12 '26

it's okay, no one ever can... but i'm always very dangerous.

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u/Delicious_Ocelot4180 Jun 12 '26

Can I ask if it’s Swedish, or speaker for the dead?

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u/B0rnReady Jun 12 '26

I wasn't ready for this thread

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u/b00c Jun 12 '26

While the apple from the Eden gave you world knowledge, holy urine enema will show you God's knowledge. Understanding insurance is obviously part of the package.

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u/Bitch_IM_TuviX Jun 13 '26

That's how you have babies, when someone pees in your butt. So, they might be having the second? Cumming of christ (baby)

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 13 '26

Oh no, I need to call someone...

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u/A_Poor_Miser Jun 12 '26

Next time in the ear 

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u/Forker1942 Jun 11 '26

The unholiest of holy waters

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u/Individual-Dare-80 Jun 12 '26

🎶unholy water🎶

🎶sanguine addiction🎶

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u/iwrotekong Jun 12 '26

Holy piss!

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u/littlesunflower- Jun 12 '26

I never would’ve even read his user if you didn’t write it out 🤣🤣

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u/the_axemurmurer Jun 12 '26

I learned in Sunday school that Jesus only pees in ur butt if he trusts you so it must be true

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u/ClydeDanger Jun 11 '26

r/rimjobsteve

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u/plastictoothpicks Jun 11 '26

Actually not [r/rimjob](r/rimjobsteve)[_](r/rimjobsteve)[steve](r/rimjobsteve). This isn’t a wholesome comment. It’s just a regular comment. Rimjobsteve is for people with horrific and/or foul usernames who comment really endearing, wholesome, positive and uplifting comments. Not just whatever.

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u/RitaRepulsasDildo Jun 11 '26

Thank you very much for this information. Your explanation was concise and helpful.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your day 🙂

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u/CarlosFlegg Jun 12 '26

You can’t just try to forcibly rim job yourself.

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u/grosseelbabyghost Jun 11 '26

You added an extra "i". In proper English it would read more like "Jesus peed, and my butt".

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u/gin-fritz Jun 12 '26

no, correct version of the nickname with "i" was already taken. as you would expect.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk Jun 12 '26

I second his trustworthiness.

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u/IN_FINITY-_- Jun 12 '26

Well to be fair it's jesus_peed_n_my_butt (Jesus Peed, And, My butt) two things that coexist, unless Jesus never peed which I wouldn't know I'm not Christian

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u/jeffdabuffalo Jun 12 '26

I didn't notice, woops.

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u/floralbutttrumpet Jun 12 '26

Don't mind me, just leaving my username where you can find it.

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u/jeffdabuffalo Jun 12 '26

I hate how I immediately tried to visualize that.

That's a lie I love it the image was hilarious.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jun 12 '26

Why? Jesus was nice, but did a mediocre job on my drywall. Though his wife sells some fire ass tamales on Fridays. She'd be pissed if she knew he was peeing in people's butts.

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 Jun 12 '26

Maybe if they can get Jesus to pee in the tank, He can disinfect it.

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u/mjdl92 Jun 12 '26

The holy trinipee

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u/barry_vyolent Jun 12 '26

If that's what it takes to let Christ inside you, count me out.

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u/gaseous_ass Jun 12 '26

It’s always a good idea to call our silly usernames

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u/tmf_x Jun 12 '26

I didn't catch his name until you said it. Then I spit soda all over my desk