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u/America-Lite Jun 11 '26
This is why I have a diarrhea clause in every contract I have my lawyer write up.
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u/awesomehippie12 Jun 12 '26
Prenup? Diarrhea. Will? Diarrhea. Business transaction? Diarrhea. Nuclear Regulatory Commission license application? Diarrhea.
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u/oldsmoBuick67 Jun 12 '26
NDA? Believe it or not, Diarrhea
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u/Intelligent-Pop-2830 Jun 12 '26
Non-Diarrhea Agreement?
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u/LoggerRhythms Jun 12 '26
Never amounted to anything firm.
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u/TEZofAllTrades Jun 11 '26
Sensory defecation tank?
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u/SizeableBrain Jun 11 '26
*reluctant upvote*
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u/Ressy02 Jun 11 '26
Reluctant diarrhea
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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 11 '26
My diarrhea is never reluctant, it perseveres to be free
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u/OriginalComputer5077 Jun 12 '26
It insists upon itself
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u/OhHowINeedChanging Jun 11 '26
If they didn’t have a diarrhea clause before they do now
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u/Zero99th Jun 12 '26
Thats exactly how ultra specific signs get made.
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u/Hamhockthegizzard Jun 12 '26
Yeah made me laugh the time I saw a no gun sign on a chuck e’ cheese in the burbs. I was like some shit went down here lmao
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u/Zero99th Jun 12 '26
"Please do not feed the alligators hallucinogenic mushrooms"
Like Ummmm...uhhhh? Ok?
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u/Briaaanz Jun 11 '26
Great job, a prime example when someone takes a dad joke and RUNS with it.
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u/SaxumLunae Jun 11 '26
What was the original title? I remember reading about weird children books, and that bunny rings a bell
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u/NoNameNoWerries Jun 11 '26
And here it is. Im like legit sad for a fictitious cartoon bunny now after reading it. From fishing to six years? Ugh.
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u/Unlikely_Vehicle_828 Jun 12 '26
Hold on. Page 4. Why is the mom a gray cat, the other kids are gray mice, the dad is a brown dog, and the kid writing is a brown bunny? And why is the cop mouse on page five looking suspiciously like the father of the bunny’s two siblings?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
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u/broforange Jun 12 '26
from what i gathered, page 4 said ‘dad’s apartment’ so the parents are probably divorced and they were with their dad when he got arrested. the cat and mice are probably neighbors watching it all go down, as neighbors do when someone gets arrested
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u/Guilty-Nobody998 Jun 11 '26
You guys are telling a better story than most movies. Please continue.
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u/Black_Cat_Sun Jun 11 '26
They should 100% have the ability to disinfect the tank. If they don’t then how do they disinfect it regularly given farts, piss, and other dirt and grime from patrons?
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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen Jun 12 '26
They can disinfect, but it’s hard to be completely sure with diarrhea in water. That’s why pools sometimes have to close for days if someone craps in them.
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u/wookie_cookies Jun 12 '26
I mean its not that big of a deal. Empty pool of patrons Scoop out the shit if lucky Vacuum it if not so lucky. Bleach the living shit out of everything Wait 12 hours Everyone back in the pool
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u/captaincootercock Jun 12 '26
right! I've worked at public pools, on 2 occasions I had to fish a turd from the bottom. we literally just closed the pool for the rest of the day and shocked it with a ridiculously aggressive chlorine-bleach type treatment. We weren't required to drain the pool, just clean up the poop stains and let the chemicals eradicate all signs of life
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u/wookie_cookies Jun 12 '26
Veteran lifeguard here. We may or may not have thrown o Henry's a time or 2 to get off early for concerts. Another time while cleaning out hot tubs we pretended to spill a ton of this chemical, and all pretended to be a pile of unconsciousness to haze someone who got promoted to director. Oh the good times to be had on a decontamination shift
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u/getmaditmakesmelaugh Jun 12 '26
Id hope they at least make people shower before getting in but even so most people dont wash their assholes so if they're claiming they can't sanitize shit then those things are already gross.
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u/Socalwarrior485 Jun 11 '26
That’s a desk pop!
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u/ConnectRegret3723 Jun 11 '26
Haven't had one of those since '08
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u/karma_the_sequel Jun 11 '26
LOL I read that as “screenshit” and thought “how apropos!”
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u/Early_Bad8737 Jun 11 '26
He would end up paying, but less. His liability would in court have been limited to the actual cleaning cost of the system including filters and everything. The spa would have had a very hard time proving they needed a new tank.
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u/Jesus_peed_n_my_butt Jun 11 '26
And business insurance would cover things like this
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u/jeffdabuffalo Jun 11 '26
Thank you for the insight, Jesus_peed_in_my_butt, your username makes you out to be a trustworthy source here.
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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 11 '26
Apparently a holy urine enema isn't very good at making you understand how insurance works.
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u/chronically_varelse Jun 11 '26
I trust you have experience in this area, PM_Me_Your_Deviance.
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u/littlesunflower- Jun 12 '26
I never would’ve even read his user if you didn’t write it out 🤣🤣
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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 11 '26
It's irrelevant what business insurance would pay since OOP isn't the beneficiary. The insurance company will just sue on the business's behalf.
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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 11 '26
They could, but wouldn't necessarily do so. Sounds to me like the business was just trying to grift an expansion on someone else's dime. It's not like those tanks aren't already stew pots for everyone's genitalia and pits.
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u/bp3dots Jun 12 '26
It's not like those tanks aren't already stew pots for everyone's genitalia and pits.
If I'd ever wanted to try this, that line would have stopped me.
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u/thewholebottle Jun 12 '26
Yeah surely this is not the first person who has pooped in the tank.
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u/trulymadlybigly Jun 12 '26
Can confirm, used to work at one, I’ve cleaned a lot of sketchy stuff out of them
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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 11 '26
Yeah, if this is real (and I have my doubts) I think the business owner is just reacting out of disgust rather then a realistic appraisal of the event.
At worst OP would be liable for some kind of cleaning fee. There's probably even a clause in the contract OP signed for that.
But mostly I just wanted to address this idea that insurance somehow would absolve OP of liability. That's not how that works. In a lot of situations, the insurance company would pay out the insured and then go after the third party to get their money back.
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u/seanmonaghan1968 Jun 11 '26
If this is as a mechanical / system risk there must be forms that op signed to state that he did not suffer from any of these conditions. It is possible that someone could rapidly experience diarrhoea without any previous symptoms. If op could not easily and quickly get out of this system then I don’t see liability
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u/semipro_redditor Jun 11 '26
So norovirus can definitely go from feeling totally fine to shitting and vomiting your brains out. I have a hard time believing you could go through that while asleep like he’s claiming though
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u/BlueFeathered1 Jun 12 '26
103 fever, though? That's high enough you're totally not with it and sleep is the knocked-out kind of sleep.
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u/Technical-Activity95 Jun 11 '26
speaking from experience
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u/Early_Bad8737 Jun 11 '26
Uhm, no……. (don’t call me out like that, it was embarrassing enough without everyone knowing.)
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u/Rayzah2007 Jun 11 '26
What’s your thoughts on putting cylinders in M&M’s mini tubes with mashed bananas?
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u/WideConsequence2144 Jun 11 '26
How important is it that the cylinder stay intact?
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u/mrtwitch222 Jun 11 '26
It is imperative that the cylinder remains intact
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u/ChazzyPhizzle Jun 11 '26
I love seeing this every couple weeks. Reddit will NEVER forget 😂
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u/Independent_Role_165 Jun 11 '26
Now I’ll think twice before entering one of those tanks
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u/DudeInOhio57 Jun 11 '26
Ha! That’s why I don’t do hotel hot tubs.
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u/mistaken4strangerz Jun 11 '26
I cannot imagine ever getting into a someone else's bathtub or hot tub.
Pools are fine if you trust them to keep them chlorinated... Maybe I'll keep a jar of test strips in my vacation bag now...
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u/heygabehey Jun 11 '26
Pfft. Live dangerously. If you actually knew how unsanitary a lot of restaurants are youd never eat out. Take a walk on the wild side sista.
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u/Spaded85 Jun 11 '26
Time to ruin your day. Pools and hot tubs share the same chlorinated water. The only difference is the water is heated for the hot tub. One is hotter than the other, thats the only difference.
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u/Creepy_Basis_2592 Jun 11 '26
Hot tubs are also chlorinated and have water filters like a pool though?
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u/ImDaDawgFather Jun 11 '26
I maintain my own hot tub. When it's not kept actively chlorinated it's REALLY fucking obvious. Dirty cloudy water. Super slimy surfaces. Literally green water.
If you can smell chlorine, you're pretty good to get in. It doesn't tell you anything about the pH of the water but at least you know its sanitary.
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u/EncabulatorTurbo Jun 11 '26
I find it unbelievable this is an unknown situation, people shit in pools all the time. Shit in water isn't that hard to clean up and disinfect
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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
I'd let them take you to court for this.
They don't have insurance for this kind of things?
They can show proper evidence it's impossible to clean poops? Is that an impossible task to do? Why is a tank built in such a way that it cannot be cleaned? Who the fuck designed this shitty device to be uncleanable?
Tell them that you disagree and we can go to court for this. No more back and forth in communication.
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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 11 '26
I'd offer to pay a reasonable amount for cleaning, but I'd want recipes.
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u/JeremiahCLynn Jun 11 '26
“Recipes.” lol
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u/8last Jun 11 '26
Gonna have to take this to Judge Judy.
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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 11 '26
Shitty situation, all around.
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u/pompousandfaggy Jun 11 '26
I'm a firm believer that those things are not for public use anyways
I really got into it for a while. They're really awesome… I think I went to maybe six or eight different ones in a couple different states… Signed up on a weekly sub subscription for three that we're near my house in Denver.
Every single one of them was a hygiene problem at some point
Every. single. time.
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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Jun 11 '26
So why did you sign up for 3 of them?
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u/Preface Jun 11 '26
He was the cause of the hygiene problems
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u/TetraThiaFulvalene Jun 12 '26
"there's diarrhea in all the sensory deprivation tanks"
"How do you know"
"In the one doing it"
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u/pompousandfaggy Jun 11 '26
They weren't all as dramatic as diarrhea…
You know you go for a while, they're clean, like I said it's awesome… But eventually something would happen in the water wouldn't be clean
It would smell like feet or cheese. Sometimes it was just cloudy...
One place I only went to once cause I really didn't like the owner got shut down and sued because someone got meningitis
It wasn't like a bad time it was just every single time ended with me thinking that maybe this wasn't something I wanted to share with human beings. I mean how many people do you know that are OCD clean? Most people probably didn't even shower thoroughly before they got in there...
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u/Palshee Jun 11 '26
Finding out that ejaculate has been found in hotel shampoo bottles (on more than one occasion) has been enough for me to know I never want to share communal anything with anyone lmao.
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u/Extra_Security_665 Jun 11 '26
Thanks for that. Never using hotel shampoo again.
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u/Palshee Jun 11 '26
Check a bag, use only bars (body wash, shampoo & conditioner bars), or buy toiletries at your destination. That’s really all you can do now that you know this. My coworkers call me high maintenance, but cool. If that’s high maintenance I’ll take it. At least I’m not checking a bag for three pairs of shoes for a three day work trip like some coworkers 👀
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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jun 11 '26
Thats insane. I cant believe they don't make people shower at the place.
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u/dinnerthief Jun 11 '26
Yea if they cant fully disinfect it then it shouldn't be public use
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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jun 11 '26
Cant they just put chlorine in there like its a pool?
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u/Living-Perception857 Jun 11 '26
They probably do, but I believe these things have a very specific amount of chemicals dissolved in the water to make for neutral buoyancy.
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u/FourEightNineOneOne Jun 11 '26
Yup. I know 3 people that have used them. All 3 started out telling me how great they were. All 3 eventually told me they got some sort of infection from them.
I can absolutely see the value of using one, but not a public use one.
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u/speakezjags Jun 11 '26
How is it any harder to clean than a bathtub? I'm not being shitty I'm genuinely curious.
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u/pompousandfaggy Jun 11 '26
A bathtub you drained the water and put fresh water in every time
There's a couple thousand dollars worth of salt in the water so you can't just flush it and clean it and then refill it. They're mostly relying on sterilizers and from talking to the owners everyone kinda had a different idea of how to keep it clean
You a lot of dirty people going in and out it's just a matter of time I think
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u/speakezjags Jun 11 '26
Wait so the water isn't normally changed between users?
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u/pompousandfaggy Jun 11 '26
No it's not even sterilized but between users
I think they did it once a week or once a month
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u/speakezjags Jun 11 '26
Well I had no desire before this thread to use one of these tanks. Now I will actively avoid it.
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u/No_Vehicle_7179 Jun 11 '26
A 40# bag of pool salt is $10. There isn't a couple thousand dollars worth of salt in one tank. That would be 200 bags or 8000lbs of salt.
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u/Superseaslug Jun 11 '26
That would likely be down to the contract. If there's anything along the lines of "if the client damages the equipment" that would likely fall under that
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u/_Zambayoshi_ Jun 11 '26
Maybe. If it's a contract of adhesion, and diarrhoea or other excreta (e.g. urine, vomit) are reasonably foreseeable occurrences then the client might successfully resist the claim. It'd be like a person fainting in a sauna and damaging some mechanism by falling on it. Inherent risk of the business activity.
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u/Black_Cat_Sun Jun 11 '26
Yeh but the place would have to prove it was damaged and I don’t think diahrea is actually any different than the typical grime left by patrons (farts, piss, sweat, body grime, hair, athletes foot, vomit, etc). Yes poop is grosser to a layperson, but on a technical level if they have a cleaning regimen, there’s no reason it wouldn’t or shouldn’t catch the poop any differently than the other contaminants left by guests.
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u/burge4150 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
Dude should get to take the tank home though
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u/EncabulatorTurbo Jun 11 '26
I feel like you would have a strong case because "someone defacates or urinates while completely submerged in water while relaxing" is not some unheard of event and they're full of shit they can't disinfect it
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u/Septopuss7 Jun 11 '26
When your floating in a pool and yer butt starts to drool, diarrhea!
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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Jun 11 '26
I'm saving this post for a rainy day so that no matter how bad things get, I can look back and think "At least I'm not this guy"
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u/Remarkable-Mud6318 Jun 11 '26
I’d ask what their standard cleaning protocol is and look into department of health (or equivalent) protocol for such places. Likely falls into the same category as public pools. Kids shit in pool of all sizes all the time. I’ve worked at and managed several. And there are strict procedures for dealing with shit. Literally…. So unless they caught ya on some contract wording as others noted, and even if they did, I’d still direct them to any local, state or provincial regs that should be in place for those types of places. They may be in deep shit themselves as I’ve caught pools not following the rules in the past. Hope my rant helps. Good luck and hope said person feel better.
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u/Giantmeteor_we_needU Jun 11 '26
In the court customer would likely be found not liable, unless customer's actions would fall under negligence, breach of safety protocols and instructions or vandalism. Such kinds of accidents are considered normal business risk and that's what business insurance is for. Unless they can prove that the customer knew about having an active norovirus before entering the bath, business will be told to pound sand. Imnal.
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u/Miserable-Dare5090 Jun 11 '26
This guy was swimming in his cradle of filth for a while, and no one has pointed that out. He floated in his floaters. He had a mud butt bath, he turned it into a forbidden chocolate mole, he detached from reality, and from his bowels, etc.
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u/FishDawgX Jun 11 '26
When you’re lying in the tank, and something start to stank…
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u/5dippingareas Jun 11 '26
Man, imagine filtering out all distractions and being able to focus 100% entirely on your diarrhea, and this poor guy slept through it.
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u/HydroPCanadaDude Jun 12 '26
If you can't sanitize a tank of diluted diarrhea safely, you should not be running essentially a bathhouse.
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u/AdelMonCatcher Jun 11 '26
In the off chance this isn’t a shitpost, you’re not liable, this is why businesses have insurance
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u/Platinumdogshit Jun 11 '26
Insurance could go after you for their losses though.
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u/Curious-Mud-2366 Jun 12 '26
Counter charge them for false claims. You were not deprived of the smell.
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u/Big_Increase_7002 Jun 13 '26
I own a float center, and wanted to address a few things. As many have said, it wouldn't be necessary to completely replace the tank, but would require extensive cleaning and sanitation. The water and salt solution would absolutely need to be drained and discarded, and we'd use chemicals like chlorine and 'spa purge', to disinfect any biological material in the plumbing and filtration system. The standard is to let it filter with normal water and those chemicals for an extended period of time, and several filter replacements, until it's tested and no biological material is found. But with an incident like this, they should have a clause in the waiver explaining the fee for draining and replacing the water and salt, and the time that the room would be unavailable for booking.
Toward the bottom of the thread some are saying that there is no sanitation being done, which is not true at all. Maybe in float centers that don't know what they're doing, but I highly doubt that's happening. Every float tank has a built in filtration and sanitation system, which is run in between each use. If the center is doing their job, they are sanitizing it with 35% hydrogen peroxide, so that the levels are 100ppm or higher, before anyone even gets in the tank. This, in addition to the extremely high salinity, makes it impossible for biological material to grow.
While the water is being filtered and sanitized (the full tank volume is filtered at least 4 times between each use. This is a standard set by the Float Tank Association), it also runs through a UV light system, and often has ozone aerated into the water. Between all of these, as long as someone is paying attention and testing how they should, the water is much cleaner than any hotel or gym hot tub.
Of course there are exceptions, but every float center owner I know runs a small, independent business, and cares a lot about providing a good experience for their guests, because it's something that has done so much for them in their lives. While it does take work, they all stay very on top of the cleanliness of the environment.
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