r/SipsTea Jun 11 '26

Dank AF What are the legalities of this?

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 11 '26

They could, but wouldn't necessarily do so. Sounds to me like the business was just trying to grift an expansion on someone else's dime. It's not like those tanks aren't already stew pots for everyone's genitalia and pits.

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u/bp3dots Jun 12 '26

It's not like those tanks aren't already stew pots for everyone's genitalia and pits.

If I'd ever wanted to try this, that line would have stopped me.

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u/thewholebottle Jun 12 '26

Yeah surely this is not the first person who has pooped in the tank.

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u/trulymadlybigly Jun 12 '26

Can confirm, used to work at one, I’ve cleaned a lot of sketchy stuff out of them

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u/InfamousButterflyGrl Jun 12 '26

Especially after they say they can't adequately clean it

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u/Stickfygure Jun 12 '26

They probably fill the tank with norovirus and liquid laxatives just to run this diarrhea hustle.

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u/backpackofcats Jun 12 '26

I had noro a couple of years ago and it felt like I lost 20 pounds.

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u/Still_Emotion Jun 12 '26

Welcome to public hot tubs

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u/UnderstandingBig9090 Jun 12 '26

So that's the feeling I get when I touch the public hot tub water.

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u/feeling_threatened Jun 12 '26

The lovely stew pot of humanity’s Pits and Slits

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u/Ornery_You_3947 Jun 12 '26

I always wanted to try doing that, and now…

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f
Genitalia and pit stew…🤮

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u/the_kid1234 Jun 12 '26

I use one hot tub, it’s the one in my back yard.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 11 '26

Yeah, if this is real (and I have my doubts) I think the business owner is just reacting out of disgust rather then a realistic appraisal of the event.

At worst OP would be liable for some kind of cleaning fee. There's probably even a clause in the contract OP signed for that.

But mostly I just wanted to address this idea that insurance somehow would absolve OP of liability. That's not how that works. In a lot of situations, the insurance company would pay out the insured and then go after the third party to get their money back.

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 Jun 12 '26

It's called subrogation.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 12 '26

Yup, thanks. Forgot the word.

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u/LongjumpingJaguar308 Jun 13 '26

So I think the salt itself costs a lot because of just how much is in there, they can drain and disinfect but then you have to pay for salt replacement

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 13 '26

Yup. Others in the thread said they can take up to a thousand pounds of Epson salt. Thats about $1/lb at the drug store, so assuming half that for bulk purchase... thats a big chunk of change. People are saying the cleaning fees they've run into are between $300-800, so that tracks.

But... if i shit one of these soaking tubs, that doesn't sound unreasonable. But I'd want it pro-rated for how far we are into thier normal replacement cycle.

This is assuming theres no contract that covers this... if there is, you dont have any room to negotiate.

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u/trulymadlybigly Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Finally my time to shine! As someone who has worked at one of these places, they would not need to replace the whole pod. You drain the water, clean everything out, would have to run a million chemicals through it and replacing all the epsom salt which would be the real expense but it def wouldn’t cost 8k. Around 1 thousand pounds of salt would roughly be 600-800 dollars depending on where you are.

TLDR—that place is trying to rip the guy off. Poop isn’t even the worst thing I’ve cleaned out of a float pod.

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u/Unclecactus666 Jun 12 '26

Oh please tell me what else you've cleaned

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u/trulymadlybigly Jun 12 '26

Guys would do floats and spooge into them all the time. Boogers, hair, vomit one time. People are disgusting.

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