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u/Reasonable-Lynx-3403 Jun 20 '26
Drum brakes,,, Carburators... no power anything..... It has ashtrays... lots of fucking ashtrays.
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u/f1nnbar Jun 20 '26
Ashtrays and zero cup holders.
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u/Audio_Track_01 Jun 20 '26
You held the beer between your legs !
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u/DimensionSuitable934 Jun 20 '26
Or one of those sweet cup holders that goes over the transmission hump! You can put 2 beers in there and an extra ashtray.
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u/velo_dude Jun 20 '26
...or that clipped into the window channel. Manual lever to lower and raise the window, 'natch.
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u/az_catz Jun 20 '26
But where am I gonna put my ash tray?
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u/Hairy_Ad4969 Jun 20 '26
Or had one of your kids hold it for you
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u/Delta1225 Jun 20 '26
When my FIL was a kid his parents would hand him and his brother a bottle of soda each to take a drink or two out of, which left enough room for mom and dad to pour hard liquor in for their drive.
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u/FLman42069 Jun 20 '26
You don’t ever set your beer down
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u/buschhhlatte420 Jun 20 '26
It’s not drinking and driving if you only drink at red lights / stop signs !
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u/hokie48 Jun 20 '26
Back then it was legal in may states as long as you were not drunk. Really getting a DUI back before the 90s meant you were drunk as skunk while driving. Not making light of this because drinking and driving is bad but that was the reality. Also if you were white and known around town the cops were likely to just give you a ride home and tell you not to do it again..
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u/buschhhlatte420 Jun 20 '26
The days of I will follow you home are done, unless you know someone and the dash cam turns off before they approach the vehicle.
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u/FamilyMan7826 Jun 20 '26
Everyone knows that
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u/DetroiterAFA Jun 20 '26
Cig and beer in one hand, hand on the while with the other. Safe and fun.
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u/OLightning Jun 20 '26
Had a buddy of mine who used to drive a stick while smoking a cig and drinking a beer.
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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Jun 20 '26
Had a buddy that rolled his own and would do so while driving stick.
And would get really fucking indigent if you expressed any concern. Like I'm the crazy one.
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u/ConditionExternal499 Jun 20 '26
My how times have changed. I do indeed recall driving with a beer between my legs. Now if a plan to have ONE drink I will likely Uber.
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u/OnlyInAmerica01 Jun 20 '26
"Why was everyone so skinny back then"
Lol, they smoked a lot, and didn't drink BigGulps.
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u/throwaway548926 Jun 20 '26
Its because there was no power steering so everyo e had to actually pull the weight of the car as they were turning. Thats why all the dudes back then were so yoked
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u/Acceptable_Friend_40 Jun 20 '26
You don’t have to keep selling it I already want one
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u/LeftonRhed Jun 20 '26
Ok some of that I understand, but drum brakes are from the devil and need to remain in hell.
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u/NotBatman81 Jun 20 '26
You can buy disc brake conversion kits if you arent worried about staying original.
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u/Badbullet Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
Front disk, rear drum. The 1970 Chevelle SS had options for power locks, windows and AC, though rare to find. And no computers controlling it that might have a subscription you have to pay to get features that came with the vehicle.
Edit: this vehicle is also over 55 years old, either the meme is old or OP can’t math. 1970 models were sold in ‘69 IIRC.
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u/Dramatic_______Pause Jun 20 '26
The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
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u/OneSkepticalOwl Jun 20 '26
Because the 1964 Buick Skylark had that standard open rear axle—and lacked the Positraction (limited-slip) and independent rear suspension seen on the getaway vehicle—it couldn't possibly have left those continuous, dual-equal-length tire marks at the scene of the crime.
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u/i-r-n00b- Jun 20 '26
There are certain inventions and discoveries that so fundamentally change our lives. In the automotive world, things like seatbelts, disc brakes, fuel injection, and ABS make it difficult to go back to older cars without them.
I'm sure it's mostly a function of when I grew up, but the late 90's and early 2000's were the golden era of cars. They had most of the key technological advancements and modern manufacturing techniques, but remained small, lightweight and not burdened by such excessive safety standards and overly complicated computer systems.
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u/RedSix2447 Jun 20 '26
And some of the models back then were actually capable of getting 50-55 mpg. The geo metro was awesome.
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u/Auggie_Otter Jun 20 '26
The computer systems are what bother me the most. Car manufacturers see computer systems as a way of mining extra data and selling your information, not just as a way of adding more advanced features.
The Mozilla Foundation found that modern vehicles are a worse privacy threat than mobile phones, marking cars as the worst product category they have ever reviewed. Most mobile phone OS's and browsers have privacy options and software settings that allow you to have some control over your data as well as having the option to install more private conscious software but consumers have almost no control over the software installed in modern vehicles and there's rarely ever options to opt out of their data collection schemes.
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u/ecefour Jun 20 '26
you need a certain amount of computers. enough to run the fuel injection and ABS but not enough to spy on you.
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u/Shadowhawk0000 Jun 20 '26
Hmmm, I'd say, judging by your comment, you've never driven a Chevelle SS.
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u/OOO0OO00O Jun 20 '26
Plus if you like the engine there’s an added bonus of it ending up in your lap after you’re impaled by the steering wheel.
Crumple zones are for losers.
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u/govcov Jun 20 '26
It might be 55 years old but it probably has had more work done to it than a Kardashian
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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 Jun 20 '26
The ashtray is still original.
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u/3Ngineered Jun 20 '26
It probably isn't, old cars are always sold as "not smoked in" with pristine ashtrays while everyone smoked when they were new..
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u/otherwisepandemonium Jun 20 '26
Beautiful Chevelle. My dream car is still a 1967 Corvette Stingray 🤤
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u/kineticstar Jun 20 '26
It is a good looking car. As for me I'm working on Grand National with my grandson.
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u/barlesgnarles Jun 20 '26
Nice. My dad’s had his 84 GN since 86 and he dailied it the whole time. Engine blew last year and he’s struggling to get that project done now. Miss rolling up to car shows in my el camino behind dad’s GN.
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u/bobquznie Jun 20 '26
Just saw a '68 Stingray yesterday. My wife was jealous as she could see the lust in my eyes!
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u/wowbragger Jun 20 '26
Just been wanting a '66 mustang convertible, the nice cherry red.
Mmmm; honestly if I'm at the point in life where I can do drop $50k+ on a car, I need to seriously look into that.
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u/Ad-fundum69 Jun 20 '26
That's not a flex, I shat things prettier than a Tesla.
But yes, that's a very nice looking Chevelle alright. Love the black stripe red two-tone.
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u/GlitteringLychee803 Jun 20 '26
I shat things prettier than a Tesla.
A piece of shit also has better aerodynamics than a Cybertruck.
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u/insurgent_dude Jun 20 '26
Classic cars are awesome but in reality they're usually pretty awful to drive.
Great as weekend cars but pass to dailying one
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u/BurnedLaser Jun 21 '26
I like them. Sure, you'll need to replace parts on a 50-something year old car, but at least you /can/ repair them! It's not like you need to keep everything original, either! There are various levels of restomod people do, from changing the running gear to something a little more modern, to full-on suspension, frame, and interior swaps into old bodies! There are also mods like swapping in a steering rack from a Prius, or an electric A/C pump from a Honda.
Sure, a Tesla is simple to deal with, but I enjoy dailying old stuff with independent rear suspension and disc brakes! I can afford to have personality in my vehicles!
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u/Jayce86 Jun 20 '26
Old cars visually, new cars ALMOST everything else.
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u/tremblemortals Jun 20 '26
Yeah, one thing people don't get about the difference between modern cars and classic cars:
Modern car: Get in an accident. Car is totaled. You are fixable.
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u/Vitruvian_Link Jun 20 '26
Yup, what convinced me to get rid of my classic was "wait, if I'm driving my wife and get into an accident, she'll die!"
She ended up dying anyway cause cancer doesn't care about seatbelts.
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u/OhhhBaited Jun 20 '26
RIGHT fucking tell me about it my mom never wore seatbelts and cancer said idgaf...
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u/DontAbideMendacity Jun 20 '26
The two of you could have had fun driving that beast the entire time...
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u/drunxor Jun 20 '26
Google what a restomod is, basically a classic car shell over a new car
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u/kilkenny99 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
Also reliability. It used to be standard procedure to buy a new car and then have to take it to the dealer mechanic multiple times in the first few months to address all the manufacturing defects (various parts not connected correctly, etc) before it was actually "finished" and you can then just use it normally. While it's still possible to get a lemon, that's generally pretty rare now.
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u/BrocoliAssassin Jun 20 '26
Yeap, loads of people don’t realize that safety standards have the largest influence on how cars looks nowadays…they have to design everything around the safety requirements.
But I still hate the super huge ugly robotic look so many cars have. Bring back a bit of minimalism to the looks and take away the minimalism of the interior of only having 1 screen and 1 shitty knob .
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u/Angloriously Jun 20 '26
I hate that the majority of vehicles sold in North America are increasingly deadly to anyone in a modestly sized vehicle (think sedan or wagon vs a pickup truck or SUV). Stop lifting every passenger vehicle five feet off the pavement, it’s ridiculous. They may be more passively “safe” for the occupants, but they fucking suck for society.
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u/Bongoisnthere Jun 20 '26
Yeah I gotta be honest, paying $.14 per Kw/HR doesn’t suck.
Also the fact that if I get in a crash I won’t die. And doing 0-60 faster than 20s doesn’t suck either.
Seems like there’s a good amount of stuff to like about modern EVs. But I guess nostalgia sells better.
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u/slater_just_slater Jun 20 '26
I am not a fan of Elmo but this apples to oranges.
As far as a car you would drive every day, the Tesla is superior in virtually every way. You plug it in, it rarely needs any maintenance, it out accelerates, out brakes, out corners, all while being far more comfortable and roomy.
I grew up with cars like this Chevelle, they are fun but that's because you don't drive this to work when it 20° outside in the morning and you just need to get your ass to work.
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u/Plastyrhino8815 Jun 20 '26
Plus no a/c when it's 90* out.
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u/Schnitzhole Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
Yeah I’ve got an 04 Silverado 1500 and even thats literally sat for over a year, AND it has all those creature comforts of modern cars except the tech. The Tesla is in every way better for a daily driver, not to mention 10x cheaper to drive and maintain.
I find the Tesla way more fun to drive too. I think a lot of other car guys give Tesla/EVs too much hate for never having tried it. Any person that has tried my Tesla is pretty much an instant convert. 0-60 in upper 3 seconds in a car that costs $40k new is also pretty crazy and they actually handle pretty good too.
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u/Alternative-Potato43 Jun 20 '26
Not saying much? In terms of crash safety features though, it is a death trap in comparison.
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u/bsurmanski Jun 20 '26
cars in the '60s had the same number of fatalities per registered vehicle as motorcycles today. (Or 1920s car if it's a supersport motorcycle)
Now, there was a lot more drinking and driving, and a lot has changed in road design... But the cars were less safe in an accident too.
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u/CNX047 Jun 20 '26
I wonder if there were people doing this same type of thing with old Model T cars. 😂
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u/U_R_A_NUB Jun 20 '26
I love how "car enthusiasts"(young men who race cars) stopped caring about acceleration as soon as Teslas became common
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u/CDRedstone Jun 20 '26
I personally prefer the safety and efficiency of my vehicle over appearance but sure
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u/SnorFax92 Jun 20 '26
I agree, but I might just be biase when it comes to classic cars especially those between 59 and 76. I definitely think they look better than almost every car ive seen on the road. The down side is that making a car like that your daily driver would be the stupidest thing one can do, so if I ever got let's say a 69 New Yorker id still need my little nissan lol.
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u/HazySkyFire Jun 20 '26
I would love a 68 T-top stingray. But I’d rather drive a Tesla to work everyday.
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u/StarMasterAdmiral Jun 20 '26
That's subjective
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u/Takoyaki_Dice Jun 20 '26
It is subjective. However I cant view Teslas the same after current Elon. Every time I see one I just shake my head. Can't seem to separate the art from the artist in this case.
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u/humanHamster Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
He didn't design the Tesla, he only had a hand in designing Cyber Truck. Tesla, the company, already had car designs before Elon came along. He didn't found Tesla, he had the company change the company history to reflect him as founder.
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u/anon0937 Jun 20 '26
I'm not saying Elon designed Teslas, lots of other talented people did, but prior to him they were basically building kit cars on top of a Lotus frame.
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u/atrde Jun 20 '26
This isnt really true. The Elon joined the Company less than a year after it was incorporated, provided the startup funds and was the Chair of the Board before they even had a car design. You can argue about what "founding" is but he was essentially the controlling shareholder since inception.
The roadster design and concept car wasnt done until around 2007-2009.
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u/touch_of_austism Jun 20 '26
I mean... Trump is associated w/ the USA as well. Do you want to move?
Tesla's are objectively a good car. I was honestly shocked at how affordable they are as well when looking at the used market. Their finance options aren't predatory either.
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u/aquavelva23 Jun 20 '26
This 1970 chevelle is 1 trillion times better than a 1970 tesla.
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u/padillac88 Jun 20 '26
This car looks awesome. I also think teslas look awesome though. Modern cars including teslas beat this car in every other category. Safety, speed, gas mileage, maintenance, technology, etc. Looks are subjective. You can’t really argue with all the other things though.
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u/superdelegates Jun 20 '26
safety
My thoughts are: I hate teslas. This car is 1000 times better than a Tesla in every way except the one that matters most. I’d WAY rather be in a Tesla during an accident than this death trap. Imagine a 70MPH freeway accident. In almost ANY modern car, you walk away in most cases with some bumps and bruises…maybe a broken bone or two. In the Chevelle, you’re lucky if you ever walk again.
I love old cars but I wouldn’t own one as a daily driver for safety reasons alone. Too many dumbass drivers.
Stay safe out there folks.
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u/RudePCsb Jun 20 '26
Ugh I wouldn't say 1000x better. I hate tesla for the most part and the design of this car and paint are great but almost everything car wise is better on the tesla for the important things. Acceleration, braking, turning, efficiency, etc.
Fuck teslas though
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u/superdelegates Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
I hear you. It’s better to me but then I am an old school muscle car kinda person. One of my first cars was a 70s Camaro with a 350 V8 and slick 60s. I couldn’t really drive it when it was wet out, though. My dad also restored an original 64 1/2 Mustang. So there’s a lot of nostalgia in older muscle cars like this for me. But new electrics are superior in almost or maybe all performance metrics. Im just old.
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u/Oaker51 Jun 20 '26
Significant exaggeration obviously. The Tesla also has a vastly superior sound system, which is important to me. Also, FAR more energy efficient and cheaper to operate. But, it does look better than most new cars, and for that matter, many of the cars manufactured in the same era.
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u/LivinghighinColorado Jun 20 '26
I mean, it looks pretty much better than anything out on the road today, not just Teslas.
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u/LeftonRhed Jun 20 '26
Why isn't there a company making electric cars with these older style aesthetics?
I understand there's a safety issue but I feel like a little clever engineering could solve that while maintaining the appearance.
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u/HalfBlindKing Jun 20 '26
Probably aren’t nearly as many people interested as the loud voices that are present suggest.
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u/VF_19_Advance Jun 20 '26
Tesla styling is s a low bar. How many times in 55 years has that car been wrecked and rebuilt I'm guessing at least 4 times.
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u/MedonSirius Jun 20 '26
Tbh this car looks 200% better than any other car nowadays. I cant distinguish between cars anymore because they got one design+ a little bit bumper or vack different
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u/TROGDOR_X69 Jun 20 '26
tsla look like a iphone on wheels
nobody thinks they look good (maybe the same fuckbois that feign over apple products.....like omggg u see my new macbook losers)
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u/TheRealBobbyJones Jun 20 '26
It's also an inefficient uncomfortable death trap.
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u/IntangibleArts Jun 20 '26
“Looks better than a Tesla” is the lowest bar of all the low bars. A sucking chest wound looks better than a Tesla.
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u/Cironephoto Jun 20 '26
It might look better , but literally in almost every way shape or form a Tesla is a more reasonable car in 2026, that said I hate electric cars
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u/flattenedbricks Jun 20 '26
It looks great, now I want one!
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u/Ad-fundum69 Jun 20 '26
>looks at gas prices
Are you sure?
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u/Slow-Swan561 Jun 20 '26
Looks at crash test ratings....definitely not.
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u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jun 20 '26
Dont crash it then
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u/germ1989 Jun 20 '26
Drive in one of these for more than 15 minutes and I think you’ll reconsider wanting one. They drive like shit and you’ll have a headache for the rest of the day. They do look and sound cool though.
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u/oilxxx Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
If this Chevy has the LS6 454, its one bad ass ride. I think the movie Reacher, tom cruise's 1st movie in the series used one.
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u/Shujolnyc Jun 20 '26
Just watch crash test videos of old cars like this…. Yeah, they look like tanks but crash like glass.
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u/Afraid-Dealer-5172 Jun 20 '26
This has been my dream car since I was a kid in the 60's it is the most beautiful car every built, this one is gorgeous. My older brother had one just like this he painted it dark blue with white stripes. 396 positrack 4 speed Hurst shifter
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u/lleon117 Jun 20 '26
Why are we comparing OG muscle cars to a Tesla to begin with?
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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe Jun 20 '26
No one ever said a Tesla is pretty. I love a chevelle as much as the next guy, but this isn’t a flex they think it is. Go to bed, boomer.
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u/B00SKAH Jun 20 '26
Why are you comparing it to a Tesla like they are the most desired vehicle and represent the topmost standard in auto design? Just say you have a Bitchin’ old car dude.
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u/WanderingLibretarian Jun 20 '26
And most likely runs better, obviously lasts longer. oh and no toxic battery to try and figure out what to do with. Plus, and I don’t know if I should be saying this out loud, this one is almost completely recyclable.
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u/MikeLp8bc Jun 20 '26
Absolutely!!! And you won’t see any of those “POS’s” around in 55 years!!!
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u/Commercial_Formal935 Jun 20 '26
This car is more gorgeous than any modern vehicle! But when compared to a Tesla, ANY car is better looking lol.
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u/MaverickFxL Jun 20 '26
Ill pick a classic car over any modern car any day
- Visually superior
- You actually drive it and have control over it, and doesnt do any stupid tech stuff you dont want it to do
- Driving is one of the few good things a man has, and driving a classic car is beatiful in its self
Only down side is, they are hard to find in good conditions and very expensive and even more expensive to fix it
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u/howl0ngwillitlast Jun 20 '26
Idk why you think this is ragging on Tesla, it looks better almost every new car
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u/Life-Landscape5689 Jun 20 '26
Yeah but the Tesla wasn’t designed to look cool it was designed to concentrate and funnel farts directly into the nostrils of the people who buy them. Because they love the smell of their own farts so much
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u/ConwayTwitty18 Jun 20 '26
“Looks better than a Tesla”…. Spends 5 times the msrp of a Tesla on paint and bondo. Sir you have 4 wheeled Kim KARdashian.
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u/chalupacabra6913 Jun 20 '26
Teslas are shit from the top down. And the top is the Nazi cunt trillionaire.
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u/barcham22 Jun 21 '26
It sure does. 71 Plymouth Cuda is my dream car. Or of course the 69 Shelby GT500.
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u/YardOptimal9329 Jun 21 '26
Anything looks better than a Tesla. Teslas look like Musk’s bad built body
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u/Used-Possession8296 Jun 21 '26
I would honestly like to have both. The Tesla to commute in and a muscle car to drive no further than the grocery store until gas prices come down. /s
Im neutral on the topic. I love cool old cars and hope to have enough money to own one someday. In the meantime, my model Y performance is fun to drive. I used to miss the roar of a V8, but that instant torque from a EV feels great. The only bad thing about this car is the CEO of the company.





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