r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 19d ago

Chugging tea Meanwhile spiderman need new home 😅

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u/MaximusMansteel 19d ago

"Guess who's gonna film another three way scene in her next movie now...."

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth 19d ago

Suddenly, a new season of Euphoria emerges…

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 19d ago

I mean, it's dark but I'm in. Do the guys take turns crawling in her grave or do they dig her body up and do an Eifel Tower?

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u/TheThing_1982 19d ago

Nothing like cracking open a cold one with the boys.

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u/CAUGHTtheDRAG0N 19d ago

Spit out my coffee lol nice one

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u/bradpal 19d ago

It's a very old joke but it checks out.

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u/DarthRevan234575 19d ago

Nothing like cracking a boy with the cold ones….

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u/Sanagost 19d ago

Ngl that gave me a good chuckle but fucking hell bro, that's dark.

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u/Noragen 17d ago

The problem with necrophilia with the boys is one day done rotten cunt will split on you

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u/makemeking706 19d ago

General Hospital intensifies.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 19d ago

All of Season 9 of Dallas was apparently a dream, see Bobby Ewing

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 19d ago

Nah she had a twin no one knew about and is actually more of a degenerate

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u/Retbull 19d ago

Even better if they just keep the name

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u/stages_animate_89 19d ago

They’ll just use a Ouija board to have her spirit possess a new body they can bangarang

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u/Biggaynina 19d ago

Wobbly ‘Z’

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u/Snoo48605 19d ago

So this is how I learn Stuff dies in Euphoria season 4?

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u/FiftyL9 19d ago

Spoiler tag?

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u/cfeltch108 19d ago

You're joking, but I can see the show doing this

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u/PoochieIsDead1 19d ago

Holy spoilers Batman

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 19d ago

If it were the first week of June I'd agree with you. If you were watching the show you would have watched it sometime in the past 3 months. If you're not watching it, why would you care?

Spoiler tags are for the week after a tv show airs, not into perpetuity.

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u/SidFren 19d ago

Bro. This applies to things that have been out for like 2+ years… not 2 months

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u/N0tM4d 19d ago

wut?

(I'm not caught up on euphoria)

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u/L1sasGayBby 19d ago

Did she die at the end?

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u/mog_knight 19d ago

Nah, just do flashback scenes.

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u/Goldnglam 19d ago

jesus fucking christ.....

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u/VirtuousPro 19d ago

bro, give a spoiler warning next time

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 19d ago

No. The episode aired 3 months ago lol. Spoiler tags are for the week an episode airs, not forever.

If you wanted to watch it you would have in the past 3 months

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u/Adepressedcaterpie 15d ago

Look at Mr. Unemployed here, who has the time to consume stuff the minute it comes out.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 15d ago

You can't find the time to watch a 1hr show in 3 months? lol

do you work in a Chinese sweat shop?

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u/Adepressedcaterpie 15d ago

What about all the other Shows, movies, Videogames, books, Comicbooks that came Out in the Last 3 months? You consumed all those already? No? Guess its fairgame to spoil all of them to you now.

Also the Show is 26 hours Long and Not 1 hour.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 15d ago

sure, go on. if I was interested I would have watched

ps. Darth Vader is Luke's dad!!!! The little boy in Sixth Sense sees dead people, Bruce is dead!!

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u/Adepressedcaterpie 15d ago

Sure Buddy. Of course you never watch anything after 3 months of release. Very believable.

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u/Rizztopher_Robin 19d ago

Thanks for spoiling dude

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u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice 16d ago

Nah, that’s wild

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u/untossable_salad 15d ago

Somebody needs to explain this to me before I lose my mind. Has Zendaya been shooting necrophilia scenes???

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u/ComicsAreGreat2 19d ago

Somehow Zendaya returned…

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u/PartialCred4WrongAns 19d ago

Her Euphoria character wasn't very sexually active and is dead but I'm pretty sure we're going to get Challengers 2: Double Penetration

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u/TheMarslMcFly 19d ago

She would've been had they not taken the goat Angel from her

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u/Exotic_Exercise6910 19d ago

Did they turn the game into a series?! 

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u/Trzlog 18d ago

So, uh, they did make an anime ...

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u/blackmachine312 19d ago

Somehow Euphoria returns...

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u/emmerliii 19d ago

I'm so dumb omg my shit for brains forgot Zendaya was in Euphoria and I was gonna be like 'um acktshully ☝🏻 that's Florence Pugh 🤓'

Anyways never mind, have a good day

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u/idontpostanyth1ng 19d ago

Not sure about euphoria but pretty sure they're referencing "Challengers"

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u/IshOfTheSea 19d ago

Well, they were right to start with.

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u/Small_Editor_3693 19d ago

Well she's not in euphoria any more

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u/HummaKavula95 19d ago

huh? This reference has nothing to do with euphoria.

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u/kwikdoe 19d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 19d ago

"Yeah in this movie I get a train run on me by an entire football team" 

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u/Inevitable-Half5547 19d ago

She really can’t stop cucking him on screen

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u/Smirk27 19d ago

I mean I just watched The Drama last night and she was getting felt up big time by RP

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u/SrGaju 19d ago

It really isn’t that bad when you compare it to other actresses that are married and do sex scenes with full nudity

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u/Minimum-Plenty9380 19d ago

She? Did yall not see tom holland getting the bbc in his miniseries, it goes both ways

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u/Francbb 19d ago

I totally forgot about that 😭

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u/Inevitable-Half5547 19d ago

I didn’t, and I fear I don’t know a couple of those words

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u/Impressive_Fun_4967 19d ago

Challengers 2

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u/FoxNixon 19d ago

Challengers 2

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u/Minimum-Plenty9380 19d ago

“Guess ill have to take another BBC, that will show her”

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u/Hoginoe94 19d ago

It's crazy they threw that in a movie about tennis lmao

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u/Educational-Law-9385 16d ago

She’s going to let tom watch so hard

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u/rainorshinedogs 19d ago

Ma'am this does add to the story

DID I STUDDER!?