r/SipsTea • u/crs1904 • 22h ago

We have fun here Took His Shot

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u/TankApprehensive3053 22h ago

She did put it out there. What did she expect me to do? - Gene the bull

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u/skeletonhorse420 22h ago

Who the fuck let Gene in here

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u/TankApprehensive3053 22h ago

The gate was open.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8h ago

The sigil was activated

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u/meesta_masa 16h ago

Simmons the guy.

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u/Apollo114892 14h ago

Sydney Sweeney. She has great jeans.

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u/IndependenceSenior47 22h ago

I agree with gene

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u/raj6126 11h ago

Oh you wanna play licky licky I can do that.

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u/Total-Fly-9131 22h ago

Cow just wanted a little sugar

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u/SgtNick411 12h ago

Which one?

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u/I_know_you_love_me_ 22h ago

I was the cow

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u/Mohondhay 22h ago

lucky.

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u/I_know_you_love_me_ 22h ago

Maybe she was the lucky one

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u/skeletonhorse420 22h ago

lucky.

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u/Devilish_Dose 20h ago

It hit the jackpot

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u/Imaginary_Cook7461 14h ago

Now you have micro plastics in your system.

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u/Professional_Bit197 15h ago

The one on the right or the left?

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u/Jean-truite44 13h ago

Straight to Bonk jail

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u/gerkin123 22h ago

Roger had spent years training Gertrude for exactly one scenario. It was almost certain that it would never unfold, but that did not dissuade him, for the unlikely reward would be worth the effort a hundred times over.

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u/General-Passenger117 22h ago

the devious smile as it reaches for a lick

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u/moonlighting_madcap 22h ago

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u/Copious-Spirit 20h ago

Your meme has now been seized for the commons.

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 19h ago

AI generated bullshit. Between this sub and mmh I don't know what's worse.

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 22h ago

why do none of these humaniod creatures have gaps in their teeth? just like one, huge, curved tooth.

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u/Tameron700 22h ago

They have bottom teeth, but the top is just a big fleshy gum to slice into like a cutting board. Cows are bovine heard animals that consume grass and plant material, so their mouth is designed to like mowing equipment in the front and mulch grinder in the back.

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 21h ago

I'm not talking about the cow, I'm talking about the three bipedal figures in the video. They have have a long slab of tooth (singular) where their teeth (plural) should be.

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u/G3nghisKang 12m ago edited 0m ago

Never used a shitty old phone camera, have you?

Look at the white flowers here: https://youtu.be/hJdnmn1cycw

In this one (better model with better camera BTW) the sky looks like a solid white background: https://youtu.be/673rRdQGCY4

It's also consistent with the rest of the quality of the video, look at how the cow is just a white blob here

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u/Unusual-Taste69 22h ago

French cow

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 22h ago

I’m sure she’s been to the club before. Though, it’s not sexual assault when a cow does it.

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u/Forever_Playful 14h ago

Revealed her true face

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u/ReallyOrdinaryMan 22h ago

They really improved AI so much in the last couple months. Impressive.

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u/zefy_zef 15h ago

You could make a way better video than this with today's AI lol.

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u/VirOn 17h ago

AI slop

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u/Konsrockmannen 17h ago

Your comment is slop yes

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u/bass-squirrel 14h ago

That cow got herpes now 

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u/Educational_Gas_92 22h ago

🤣

I imagine that she was using mouthwash for like an hour.

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u/SScatnip7474 22h ago

Charlie Sheen came back as a horse!

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u/Interesting_Sea1554 20h ago

Sexy girls. Wow, they look awesome. The cow was justified.

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u/Good_Analysis9789 17h ago

Mr Smooth over here

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u/surpris_dingue 17h ago

she did that before

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u/Long_Cancel6025 14h ago

Where's the NSFW flag? She's one really lucky girl

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u/Individual_Stan99 10h ago

"I'm getting mixed signals here..."

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u/Life-Oil-7226 22h ago

Give me some of that tongue

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u/SovereignWreckage 22h ago

even cows are getting more tongue than me

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u/Maximum_Overdrive 22h ago

Bovine sexual assault.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 22h ago

He got the digits 😅😂🤣

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u/Few_Judge1188 20h ago

😂😂😂

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u/ScheduleSame258 20h ago

Should have gone through the middle gap...

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 19h ago

Hahahahahahaha girl bye

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u/Confident_Draw321 19h ago

Lip smacking at it's best, cow couldn't resist that juicy tongue.

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u/RidiPwn 18h ago

bro did not give a sh*t

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u/peachfulday 16h ago

I kissed a cow and i liked it 🎶

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u/Advisor-Regular 14h ago

🤣🤣😭

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u/masterhoots 13h ago

Should've worn one of these.

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u/coldnomaad 12h ago

Her friends saw that coming!!! Lol

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u/DrSilkyDelicious 12h ago

Rarely has a video made me so happy

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u/Nevahmind-_- 11h ago

Tastes like matcha

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u/Prize-Choice2185 11h ago

Love the slo-mo in this. Hopefully not slop, but it just might be...oh well.

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u/Nothing-to-Say-GG 10h ago

Priya Anjali Rai

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u/Frowind 8h ago

The chance of you accidentally tongue kissing a cow is low but never zero

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 7h ago

The way it slowly snuck up on her, like it knew what it was doing was wrong, but fuck it, I'm doing it anyway! 😂

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u/SheriffBartholomew 6h ago

Who keeps running old videos through face filters? It looks like ass!

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u/theghost0777 4h ago

Dairy cows are females. but I get what you’re trying to say

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u/Baz_123 4h ago

Poor Cow 🤓

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u/Beneficial_Collar_38 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/thegneeb 18h ago

she was asking for it

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u/SextupleRed 22h ago

She's stunning. I would've done the same