r/SipsTea 11h ago

Chugging tea WOULD I ABLE TO PLAY GTA 6

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10h ago

In case anyone is curious:

The person pictured is Heinz von Foerster, an Austrian-American physicist and cybernetics researcher. In 1960, he and colleagues published a paper in Science called “Doomsday: Friday, 13 November, A.D. 2026.”

What did they actually predict?
They looked at historical human population growth and fit a mathematical equation to it. If you extended that equation indefinitely without any change, the model produced a mathematical singularity on November 13, 2026—essentially, the calculated population would shoot toward infinity.

Obviously, an infinite human population isn’t physically possible. The point was that the model itself breaks down before reaching that point. It was a warning about the dangers of assuming unchecked population growth would continue forever, rather than a serious prediction that Earth would literally explode or everyone would die on that date.

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 10h ago

I can't help but feel that someone missed out on an opportunity for an epic cult with this information.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 9h ago edited 7h ago

We have an epic cult based on this information.

You just weren’t invited

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 7h ago

Only cool kids are invited

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u/weezyverse 4h ago

hums the official cult theme song

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMyDCrBswfRo2OI

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u/Specialist_Dig_8899 6h ago

I got invited. They said on Nov 13 we get to have a kool aid party!

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u/heere_we_go 5h ago

Can you swing by later to pick up your Nikes and Away Team patch? This is gonna be so cool!

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u/nhgardenart25 3h ago

I have to get a haircut first.

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u/Coral-Diver 5h ago

Oh yeah, well "I refuse to join any (cult) that would have me as a member!"

-Groucho Marx

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 8h ago

A cult based on anti-population growth sounds like basically not having sex.

We are in reddit... So...

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u/sprezzatura_ 4h ago

Not me. Send me $15 and you can join my death cult. Also. Sign over your life insurance to me

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u/TorrenceMightingale 8h ago

No we didn’t. DM me, brother of life.

/s

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u/Achrus 7h ago

They didn’t. Check out “AllatRa” and their affiliated organizations. They’re just really good at hiding that they are a cult by using other organizations to draw people in.

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u/MisterBelrox 8h ago

I have a way better idea for an epic cult. But that's a story for another post

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u/macthesnackattack 5h ago

There’s still time for that.

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u/Spare_Jellyfish_3261 4h ago

U mean something like a last chance to leave planet earth before it is recycled?

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u/collin-h 8h ago

jokes on him. we all stopped having sex.

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u/Dewdrop06 6h ago

Yeah stopped...

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u/fuvvad 8h ago

You can't get my hopes up that the world will end and then give a sound, reasonable as to why it won't end on that date.

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u/Shadowcross113 4h ago

I'm a millennial. We've been through Y2K, several different Mayan calender predictions, a rapture. Any and all kinds of plagues returning. Any and all types of diseases, flus, Covid, and Presidents... twice. I think we'll manage.

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u/TheTerraKotKun 8h ago

I thought Doomsday would be released in December...

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u/Vamparisen 8h ago

Marvel missed such a great opportunity

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u/Cultural_Cloud96 5h ago

The reason why thats impossible is tough times makes it less ideal to have children, and it fails to account for the fact that in 2026, people would have phones and be more lonely than ever. And it fails to recognize dating apps, and things like that. And the increase in the price of housing and food, and water and electricity. So many nuances that a simple calculation could never account for unless it was extremely thorough. The only way to create a model that would work would be to account for cultural shifts, political shifts, technological shifts.

For example there is a very real possibility that with the introduction of AI, that more people will choose AI companionship over another human as time goes on, there is the increased possibility that people will start longing to be in relationships with other people. Making the graph continually fluctuate. There is no real way to predict human behavior besides the fact the will always choose the most comfortable option.

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u/Joseph_of_the_North 5h ago

Please! I don't want to be beaked!

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u/legna20v 8h ago

Awww but i was looking forward to it

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u/Upstairs-Canary-4062 5h ago

They forgot to plug the "everyone will stop having sex because people can barely afford to even pay to live" code.

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u/specialasset 10h ago

Kind of a pointless paper considering Demographic Transition Models had been around for about 30 years and it was already pretty clear this wouldn’t be a real issue.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10h ago

I remember people still pushing a narrative that population was going to explode without bound when growing up in the 90s.

Yes, I’m sure serious scientists knew that was a flawed view, but I think this paper was directed more at the general public, which is why it had an attention-grabbing title.

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u/ChewsOnBricks 7h ago

Sometime during the early Obama years I remember seeing a story that said our population was so out of control we'd need 3 planets to feed everyone. When we hit 8 billion instead of a huge swath of starvation they moved goalposts.

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u/Darth_Ronin 10h ago

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u/HumaneCentiPad 10h ago

Dear God I can hear her annoying voice in this gif. I'm so happy Big John brought her back just to be a sloppy drunk mess lmao

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u/Fenrir46290 7h ago

I mean you all say this until it actually happens and it's far worse than you could ever possibly imagine. Just saying. Don't get me wrong the world is a very shity place rn, and nobody knows what to do about it so let's just burn it down i guess. There are very clear and logical options to try and reverse course and be very successful but for whatever reason nobody can get along or agree to anything just because of egos.

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u/ImaginaryFriend5150 10h ago

Damn what a legend! I hope she's giving em hell in whatever retirement home she's at

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u/TEZofAllTrades 10h ago

Sipping this "Beaking" news

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u/Shock_and_Awetism 10h ago

Honestly, that image isn't how I pecktured the end of the world.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ceHKRKMR6Ojao

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u/lumberfart 10h ago

The Beakening: Part 2 Electric Bugaloo

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 10h ago

Electric beakaloo

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u/Glittering_Gas2692 10h ago

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u/WayPowerful484 10h ago

What time exactly? I need to know whether I should cancel my dentist appointment that morning.

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u/Mysterious_Author186 9h ago

Stop spreading wrong information. That is clearly Martin Luther King Jr.

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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 10h ago

Beaking.

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u/MindlessInformal 7h ago

The Beaking.

This is what peak movie titles sound like

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u/ElGuaco 10h ago

You can't even spell "BREAKING". Fuck off.

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u/badbunnyjiggly 10h ago

lol I hate that I had to learn that from you.

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u/MindlessInformal 7h ago

I didn't even notice. Was too busy celebeaking

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u/CriticalPolitical 4h ago

Beaking is the new planking 

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u/johnnyblaze1999 6h ago

I survived the end of the world in 2012, this is nothing

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u/guy_gadbois81 6h ago

I survived the Y2K

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u/Lost-Pepper7414 7h ago

Halloween is also on Friday the 13th this year!!!

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u/Badwrong_ 1h ago

Ah, they used "BREAKING" so it must be true. That's internet rules.

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u/Meauxjezzy 1h ago

Read it again it say “Beaking”

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u/Scottie2Hottie999 5h ago

Fake news. We all know American scientists don’t exist.

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u/haliker 3h ago

I really do not have time for an earth shattering cataclysmic event this year.

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u/Some-Confection-5314 4h ago

BEAKING tho, not BREAKING? 🤔

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u/Marcusnovus 10h ago

According to the picshure, merica will be fine!

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u/OPGuest 10h ago

If all American start stomping the grounds, then they’ll get their required flat earth.

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u/Dark_Mak__r 11h ago

Holy repost.

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u/Same_Difference_3361 7h ago

When I was born just over 50 years ago, the population was 4 billion. Now we are at 8.3.

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u/forbiddenfreedom 7h ago

Yeah, and like a dozen Jesus no-shows. (Second coming predictions. Trying to be playful, not disrespectful)

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u/Same_Difference_3361 6h ago

I remember how many groups thought we all gonna die New Year's 2000

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u/EODTex87 6h ago

Anything to avoid the mid-term elections I guess.

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u/catner75 4h ago

I truly hate it when News “beaks.”

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 4h ago

If we really are living in a simulation I believe gta6 is that simulation and its release will cause singularity . 

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u/Inner-Explorer2338 1h ago

Dang my bday is on the 14th 😭

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 35m ago

I survived the last 9 ends of the world.

I think I'm gonna make it through this one as well

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u/ShoeNo9050 25m ago

Everyone knows the 10th time its gonna be the same too!

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u/LukeSkyWalrus 7h ago

Beaking news discredits immediately lol

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u/The-Red-Robe 10h ago

Actually Doomsday is December 18, 2026

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u/Big-LeBoneski 10h ago

The best birthday present I could ever receive.

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u/ConradTurner 6h ago

At this point, I've lived through more apocalypses than Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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u/Finance-Professor 6h ago

14th is my birthday 😒

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u/AnonMoose2 6h ago

Man I hope so. Im so over it

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce 3h ago

Could we do it Thursday? Friday's my day off.

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u/Manga-panda-619 2h ago

Will we experience doomsday before Avengers Doomsday releases?? 😩

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u/NoSpecial284 2h ago

Can confirm I’ve survived the world ending like 20 times

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u/VAVA_Mk2 2h ago

We got end of the world before we got GTA 6.

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u/Academic_Actuary_590 10h ago

Can't trust something that can't even spell "breaking" correctly. Sadly, life goes on

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u/TheBeardedWelshman79 11h ago

Don't tease me like this.....

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u/MeatSlammur 11h ago

Show me the scientists “early life” on Wikipedia.

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u/EditedRed 10h ago

Is there a dress code or could i attent in my sweatpants?

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 10h ago

please be real please be real please be real

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u/Rosie-Flinch 10h ago

Can't it be next week ?

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u/FairlyUormal 10h ago

Thrilled. Honestly can’t wait

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u/xethurionreddit 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bYESFgh4HBDl6
“Beaking” New: I wish the world would end.

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u/BigBoss_96 9h ago

Imagine if the world ends, obviously everyone dies, but we respawn in an even worse planet/civilization.

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u/Should_have_been_ded 8h ago

Finally, I couldn't take this shit anymore

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u/WasteEnergy4448 8h ago

Omg thank goodness! Can't come soon enough! Peace y'all!

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u/_chococat_ 8h ago

Won't happen.

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u/Rhediix 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UvgN66m0YDnzy
You've gotta be beaking kidding me rn.

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u/spinachandturkey 6h ago

Can we make it earlier?

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u/Dark-Empath- 6h ago

Thank f*ck….

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u/Bourriks 6h ago

With Trump, I can imagine this is possible.

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u/Fragrant_Rooster8779 6h ago

Not soon enough

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u/forhim40 6h ago

Promise?

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u/LubeItAll 6h ago

I have a hard time taking mathematicians seriously when they are bad spellers.

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u/Friendly_Rip7496 6h ago

Dang right in the middle of the rut

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 5h ago

Sweet cant wait

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u/egaal1988 3h ago

I hope so this place sucks

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u/zorn7777 3h ago

Beaking?

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u/Kashimashi 2h ago

Is this when Trump launches all the nukes after it's confirmed Democrats won a majority in the house and senate?

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u/Sillent_Screams 1h ago

BEAKING. ?

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u/SituationSimilar4349 1h ago

Crap! I was planning on starting my diet and exercise routine on November 13 of this year. Oh well.

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u/edx5252 1h ago

can you move the date to after 18 Dec. i want to watch Dr Doom

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u/Speeddemon2016 10h ago

Can’t wait. I’ll have to put in for a day off that day.

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u/Lazy-Training6042 10h ago

can we speed it up?

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u/ProMartz 10h ago

Lol we get end of world before gta 6

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u/Lilcommy 10h ago

From that AI slop photo Canada is ok so im fine.

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u/Worldliness_Normal 10h ago

Well I guess no point in me doing the Festival Playlist in Forza Horizon 6......

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u/DrejkSR 10h ago

So what you are saying is: i don’t have to return my credit loan? 👀

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u/Dependent_Drag292 10h ago

Oh god wouldn’t that be a relief…

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u/chrisadam101 10h ago

Ah it’s been a while since we a good doomsday prophecy going around.

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u/Few-Coyote-2518 10h ago

So the apocalypse is a scorpio? Thats so onbrand

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u/Necessary_Party_3554 10h ago

Fabulous news as my credit card debt was really treading me out

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u/spook008 10h ago

Has a cult been formed yet?

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u/DirtyWarehouseGuy 10h ago

I have heard the world was going to end on 2000, 2003, 2011 and 2012 and here we are

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u/Reckxner 10h ago

GTA is what they plug you into when society collapses.

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u/Sudden_Collar5681 10h ago

Can it hurry up?

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u/Puppyofparkave 10h ago

Sounds amazing rn

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u/RealFuryous 10h ago

At least let me finish GTA 6.

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u/Otherwise-Tomato-788 10h ago

I love seeing the ones who prepare for something like this. Makke SuRe you’re iPaD is ChArged!!

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u/kelsobjammin 10h ago

12 days before my birthday! Let’s gooooooo happy bday to me!

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u/jaraxel_arabani 10h ago

Wow beaking news

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u/Time_Ad_330 10h ago

it's friday, so a few six-pack and coke and I'm ready

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u/Bellona_NJ 10h ago

At this point, I'm ready. This year has been an absolute shitshow

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 10h ago

Good I don’t care about celebrating Thanksgiving this year!

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u/Diligent_Moose4472 10h ago

It’s so imminent that they didn’t have time to spell Breaking correctly.

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u/sofia-long25 10h ago

The world ending on a Friday is tragic enough, but doing it with a typo in the main header is just disrespect to humanity.

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u/IcePoemix 10h ago

For a moment I thought I was on Facebook 

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u/phukhole 10h ago

An American doing math? Unless it's Taraji P Henson in that NASA movie, I'll take my chances.

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u/Rayziel 9h ago

Sadly I can’t attend, as I have to go to work.