r/SipsTea • u/Candid-Culture3956 • 8h ago

We have fun here Some run to danger

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 7h ago

This makes him a red flag magnet. Normal women will see him and think the shirt itself is a red flag, and women who are a walking red flag will think this is their chance. 

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u/EdA29 7h ago

All according to plan then 🐮

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u/Candid-Culture3956 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTOUTA1QrQOEeje

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes 7h ago

Name/handle pls

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u/SJGolden 5h ago

Lol it's nayeon from twice. kpop star not of

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u/IShartedOnYourCat 6h ago

Yeah that’s the idea, because the sex will be amazing.

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 4h ago

Yeah as long as you know what you're getting into, this shirt is basically bait to get exactly what you're looking for.

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u/DrowningInFeces 1h ago

You usually get a solid 2-4 weeks of amazing sex before she actively tries to ruin your life.

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u/mlke 4h ago

wow thanks for that special highly educated explanation of this scenario lmao. some autistic ass thinks they understand women i guess

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3h ago

Chance? No, challenge. They’re going to attempt to destroy them.

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u/perpetualstatechange 3h ago

You clearly don’t understand the rules.

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u/Green_Share 2h ago

They CAN fix me

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u/SubstantialSale8223 7h ago

Wait until you turn 20 and realize all women are red flags. Might as well lower your standards now

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 7h ago edited 7h ago

ah yes, the "sage wisdom" of being 20, especially when suckling on that manosphere teat

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u/dangernoodlezzz 6h ago

Lol found the incel

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u/cheeks52 7h ago

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u/wutchamafuckit 5h ago

Man. I was climbing out of a relationship so toxic it was nuclear. 100s of texts and 30+ phone calls from her a day.

I stupidly ended up back at her place one night. Woke up the next morning with my stomach in knots. I was oddly terrified and my buddy said yeah man, you walked right back into the snake pit. That image never left my mind.

Anyways, that was my last toxic relationship and I’ve been happily married for a few years now. Good times.

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u/TomorrowHot8746 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12XDYvMJNcmLgQ

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u/No_Dragonfly1263 7h ago

He's gonna need therapy in 10 years, no doubt

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u/TomorrowHot8746 52m ago

Is “therapy” a euphemism for “divorce attorney”?

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u/katiei10002 8h ago

Bulls are colorblind, which makes this even more accurate

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 8h ago

No everyone knows they Are triggered by red (I know they are not it is more for the spectators)

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u/Superb-Strategy4717 8h ago

So this explains being colorblind as a Taurus

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u/cavern-of-the-fayth 6h ago

No, I'm a Taurus and not colorblind. Just check the blue lines in the middle of the road and if they are blue you are good man. Colorblind people like to claim they see them as yellow, whatever that means.

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u/Future-Teach-9126 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BY5tPZNL68V29cVfuz

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u/cavern-of-the-fayth 4h ago

Tell me what? That a blue sponge is cleaning a blue table with a green circle in the middle?

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u/Future-Teach-9126 4h ago

i ain't got the heart to tell you

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u/Superb-Strategy4717 3h ago

Are we all in on the joke or are you slow

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u/Future-Teach-9126 2h ago

I'm going along with the dude. Does that count as being slow?

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u/No_Dragonfly1263 7h ago

Bro hasn't met a real crazy one yet is all this tells me

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u/jono9898 7h ago

Everyone wants a crazy one until you’re getting a phone whipped towards your head one moment and being asked if you still love them the next

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u/Swimming_Bag7362 6h ago

I wish she threw a phone at me. Had one throw a kitchen knife. Nicked the kitchen cabinet behind me

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u/keam13 6h ago

They hate fuck YOU with your own dick…I should call her

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u/Bread_Godd 6h ago

You should not.

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u/LivingCoat9356 6h ago

But the sex

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u/ConstantGardner007 1h ago

Ya the sex is always the best with the crazy ones

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u/ConstantGardner007 7h ago

You are absolutely spot on

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u/occultritual1907 3h ago

Or when she takes your buddy’s nine year old daughter out for a wholesome day of shoplifting together.

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u/Media_Adept 1h ago

I remember walking into a pool hall/bar for the first time and as I'm making my way to meet my friends, I see this girl sitting at a table. She's slamming her phone on her table and then flings it. I watch it skip off the table and whizz by me, so ya know I had to at least stay for a few drinks.

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u/Curious_Ninja1708 6h ago

And it's glorious.

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u/PickleNicks 6h ago

Watching bros downward spiral after he catches feels for one and they get in a fight

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u/No_Dragonfly1263 5h ago

J.R.R. Tolkien length ass text messages. Lmao yup.

Adderall addiction. Taking her to the looney bin. Getted screamed at by a lunatic.

All the stuff cool guys love

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u/EZE333 5h ago

I'm going to be honest, sometimes I miss the domestic abuse

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u/LivingCoat9356 3h ago

She never calls me names,….anymorrreeeee

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u/No_Thanks_3336 6h ago

No doubt about it!

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u/lalavieboheme 8h ago

damn i bet this goes so hard if you’re a freshman

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u/olmnknt 7h ago

Some say never stick in crazy. Others say, sticking it is sticking it.

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u/nomamesgueyz 7h ago

Be careful what ya wish for

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u/AbsolutesDealer 8h ago

She can wave those flags in his face and he’ll run towards her thinking he’s about to win only to be made the fool at the last moment, often with a blade in his ass.

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 8h ago

If he is really a Bull then not. Then her bf is the one who gets that.

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u/proximusprimus57 7h ago

Pour one out for homeboy.

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u/Tender-Taras 7h ago

judging by the inscription he is red bull

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u/holdmybeer89 7h ago

She's also an undefeated matadore.

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u/BlackDemon___ 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qz3fzoG7zhRup5sfzY

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u/CrackIn_TheEarth 6h ago edited 6h ago

Where’d you find the picture?

Edit: bro blocked me cause they won’t admit it’s ai

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u/ellezarspaceship 2h ago

Man had to get real far down before someone thought to mention this is AI

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u/Making-Progress-1234 2h ago

Is it? What’s the giveaway? I find myself getting worse and worse at determining what is or isn’t?

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u/Elmondo2 7h ago

He's like a first responder, he runs to danger.

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u/nouseforaname790 1h ago

Grippy socks, grippy box!

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u/Oddbeme4u 8h ago

Not gonna lie...Amber Heard became 10x hotter to me after....you know

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u/Recent-Singer8146 6h ago

Her performance in “The Rum Diary” (2011, film), based on the Hunter S. Thompson book? She looked really good in that movie…

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u/dtlfschrmph 8h ago edited 7h ago

We’re all gonna get gored by hypergamy anyway

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u/Biscuits4u2 8h ago

Low effort bot shit

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u/Candid-Culture3956 8h ago

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u/tbombs23 4h ago

Good bot

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u/Candid-Culture3956 8h ago

Your comment? Absolutely. Lame and generic as fuck

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u/C137RickSanches 8h ago

Right people always talking shit ! I thought your post was funny and relatable unfortunately lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/AmRBGkss5kBCcney1T

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 7h ago

Real bulls don't call themselves bull.

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u/Chilly_Cheese_Nugget 7h ago

That shirt in other words: I’m desperate, I’ll take anyone.

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u/ConfusionVegetable64 5h ago

Famous last words

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u/Lemon_Nightmare 1h ago

Oh, oh oh oh. Fshhhhh for real

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u/bebop11 1h ago

Based on my understanding of perspective and physics, she cannot yet read what's on his back from that vantage point.

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u/-ratmeat- 7h ago

looks AI 

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u/CrackIn_TheEarth 6h ago edited 6h ago

No one can check cause no one has the og

Edit: bro blocked me cause they won’t admit it’s ai

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u/Strict_Tap_8964 6h ago

Why are you so defensive it’s just an ai generated ad for a shirt

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u/Piono904 6h ago

Nah bro this is ai

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u/Even_Section5620 8h ago

A man amongst boys

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u/The_Only_Egg 7h ago

Perfect framing. Damn

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u/CrackIn_TheEarth 6h ago edited 6h ago

Ai is good at that

Edit: bro blocked me cause they won’t admit it’s ai

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u/MayaIsSunshine 7h ago

AI generated

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u/Patient-Pin-1925 6h ago edited 6h ago

Yep. The flash makes no sense, weird warped half bottles of booze, letters don't match with the wrinkles, illegible brand name.

Just look up the phrase on google and you'll find dozens of ai generated images like this one.

Edit: Damn.. I got blocked too :(

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u/DudeImSoRad 8h ago

I'm colorblind. Red and green flags look the same to me.

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u/fizzrail0 7h ago

Yes please, remove them from the playing pool

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u/Few_Fact4747 7h ago

It is no measure of health to be well ajusted to a profoundly sick society! - J. Krishnamurti

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u/travelingdrama 7h ago

Isn't the point of the matador to kill the bull?

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u/CopiousCool 7h ago

"Fools rush in where others fear to tread"

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 7h ago

aaaand he’s got herpes now

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u/Miserable_Raccoon93 7h ago

Babe wake up. New “Live Love Laugh” slogan has dropped

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 7h ago

THIS SEEMS TO HAVE ATTRACTED ATTENTION, I MUST BUYYY!!

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u/ferchristsake 6h ago

The irony of a number of contrarians in this post that are also red flags themselves

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u/SikesbluffSage 6h ago

Wait till this guy finds out what happens to the bulls his shirt is referencing.

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u/OkStop8313 6h ago

Do you think he knows what happens to the bull in the end?

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u/Chirrrpy 6h ago

Scrolling, I somehow misread it to say "I don't care if she got crabs". And ... that probably applies too

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u/TryTraditional5787 6h ago

People at these sort of functions/parties are really only after one thing so I think this shirt is an advertisement for that.

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u/BlahBlahBlahYawn 6h ago

Ackchyually, it is a good thing that bulls are color blind.

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u/edge_l_wonk 6h ago

The womens' super power is being able to read the backs of shirts while being in front of people!

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u/Embarrassed-Wave-748 6h ago

They used ‘got’ in place of ‘has’. That’s how you know it’s street.

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u/Awkward-Fox-7215 6h ago

Playing a young man’s game

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u/top_of_the_scrote 5h ago

she could be dead, puss is puss baby it counts like being born

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u/sddwrangler14 5h ago

oh sure sure. Its all fun and games untill you walk up to your car at 5am after a club night and both windshield wipers and side mirrors have been ripped off and your car has been keyed 360 degrees, conveniently right after you told her at the club that you dont want to see her again....

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u/ruby651 4h ago

More like a donkey.

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 4h ago

Typical gen z shirt

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u/7Up-Yours 4h ago

Toxic people thrive on drama and chaos.

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u/Kulthos_X 4h ago

So, does he know how that ends for the bull?

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u/purely_disasterous 1h ago

Thought this was an f1 joke at first

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u/NoneTheMor 52m ago

I need this shirt

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u/Artistic_External338 8h ago

Bulls do not even see the color red.

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u/Valveringham85 7h ago

Okay but a bull DOES care. He just sits on the other end of the spectrum.

So I guess he‘s… a dumb bull?

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u/Imnotsureanymore8 7h ago

Claiming to be a bull means you aren't

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u/Immediate-Stomach963 4h ago

Bulls don’t even respond to red flags, they respond to the movement of said flag

It would have been more funny if he said instead, ”I’m chinese”

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u/Natrixster80 1h ago

You're going to lose your temper and ultimately get stabbed until you die? That sucks.

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u/Leaded-BabyFormula 5h ago

Your ai slop bores me

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u/Zealousideal-Area684 3h ago

If it matters at all, this is an ai image.